Ok This Might Sound Like A Dumb Request But I Thought It Would Be Funny So Reader Is Married To Bakugou

with a black cat variant s/o (genderneutral!reader):

miles would be like “no! stealing is wrong! 😤 but they look so cool while doing it tho 😩” his mind would be so confused, because yeah you're stealing, but only from rich people and he heard rumors about black cat helping people on the streets. one day he used his invisibility power to spy on you during one of your heist, he could have stopped you a hundred times that day, but he didn't. he might have developed the tiniest crush on you.

gwen thinks that you're the coolest person alive. yeah stealing is wrong, but she honestly doesn't care at all lol. as long as you're not hurting anyone you can rob as many rich people as you want she won't stop you. sometimes you meet on rooftops at night and often end up teaming up with her to defeat some bad guys, then you watch the sunrise together while chatting about your lives.

pavitr is suspicious of you at first, he understands that you're not a threat to the people he protects but he doesn't treat you like an ally either. he kept his distance from you until the day you saved his life; now he trusts you entirely and he likes to do his night shifts in your company. he knows you won't like it but he's very worried about you and your illegal activity, he'd rather have you doing vigilante work with him.

hobie is a big fan. he heard about you as someone who stole the rich to give to the poor and he was like “slay.” he's the one who came to you during one of your heists and asked you to team up with him. now you, pavitr and hobie want to rob museums to return all the stolen objects to their people. hobie admires you a lot, like gwen, he thinks you're the coolest person he ever met and coming from him, that means a lot.

GUYS I CAN ALREADY SEE THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS FICS COMING IN miguel wants to see you as nothing more than another enemy, he really wants to, but it's such a difficult task when you're helping people with the money of your robberies and you're looking so good while doing it too. he tried to stop you on multiple occasions, but every time he was about to put an end to your crimes something in his mind made him fail. for now you two will keep playing that cat and mouse game, well, cat and spider game, but one day you'll have to kiss him on the mouth, that'll calm him down.

I suddenly understand how Miguel fans feel 🥵

lmao so im completely shameless and a sucker for physical intimacy so ive been thinkin abt darling just having childe or kaeya sit on the floor while theyre in a chair and them just. slinging their legs over his shoulders as they do other work ?? they meant it as a friendly gesture to make him happy but also he might b drooling when they gently press their thighs against his head -💉

Slight NS_FT

No, because this ask has completely rotted my brain… Kaeya and Childe are such prevs they’d turn the most innocent of actions into fantasy material… little gross men </3

Warnings: Yandere, GN! reader, God! reader, talks of religion, obsessive behavior/mindset, mentions of murder/death (by thighs/legs), perv! Childe, perv! Kaeya, masochistic tendencies? (especially on Childe’s part), implied sub!character x dom!reader dynamics,

The rest of the ask is under the read more!

— Kaeya

You’d only called for Kaeya’s assistance since Lisa wasn’t around to help you like she normally would; you were in the library just looking for some books to pass time – being under constant surveillance by some of the most protective people in Teyvat often led to your activities being restricted for your “safety”.

He’d been more than happy to drop what he was doing (which honestly was him preparing to go bother Diluc for the afternoon) to come to your aid. He’d teased you a bit, joking about how much you needed him - probably to try and distract from the obvious blush in his face the longer he spent time with you - but eventually helped you find some books about Teyvat’s mythology and history, both subjects that has greatly interested you since long before arriving.

He insists you read yourself, saying something amongst the lines of “I’m too tired, but if you want - I’m more than happy to listen to you reading it for me” though you’re inclined to believe he simply wanted the chance to silently stare at you, a guess that came from the fact that current that was exactly what he was doing.

You found it weird that he didn’t seem to sit down, opting to stand tall and proud beside you, you’d insisted he take the seat beside you but he refused - that is, until you gesture to one of the pillows on the ground, one that found itself laying just between your legs and the plush chair your rested upon.

“Why don’t you sit there if you’ve got such a problem with chairs?” It was partially a joke, you didn’t think he’d rather sit on the ground than an actual chair, and a last ditch attempt to have him sit down somewhere (because heaven knows how much it stressed you out to see him just standing there on the side, didn’t his feet hurt? Wasn’t his back tired? He’d been there unmoving for at least half an hour), you didn’t think he’d silently take the seat beneath your own and sweetly smile up at you.

“Probably the best seat in the house,” he muses, looking around between your legs as his eye twinkled with admiration while he stared at your shocked expression, “come on, you invited me over - don’t tell me you didn’t mean it?”

“Haha, very funny, Sir Kaeya.” You roll your eyes, hiding your face into the book - hoping the cover would be enough to hide the embarrassed look in your face - it’s not your fault he makes you flustered.

He simply laughs, finding your newfound embarrassment amusing, and lets his head hit the edge of the cushioned seat almost touching your skin, as if afraid of defiling you with his touch - “I’m not bothering you, am I?” He asks, his eyes closed, realizing he might be taking too much space for your legs to properly rest.

“Hmm, not really,” you think, your legs were a bit cramped up from earlier, you look down upon the man sitting beneath you, “but it’s fixable.”

You test the waters and let your legs rest upon his shoulders before simply letting them drape over his upper body - he doesn’t react much, simply stiffening at the contact before slowly relaxing - “You don’t mind, do you?” You tease, ready to move your legs in case he asks you to.

“N-not at all.” He coughs into his hand and it’s your turn to be amused at his sudden shyness; did you hear it right? Had Kaeya, the Kaeya Alberich, just stuttered? You go to remove your legs, shocked at the realization, but his hands shoot up to grasp at your thighs; “Don’t! I… I mean, you don’t have to, I’m fine… unless you want to, then it’s… fine too.”

You smile slightly, but opt not to tease him too much - not when you feel him hesitantly lay his cheeks against your skin, caressing your legs with such tenderness you struggle to believe this is the same man who’d slaughtered hundreds of his people, your eyes visibly saddened at the idea.

What a troubled soul, you muse while letting your body limp against him, you remember all you’d heard about his past and lore and your heart aches and so you make a promise to yourself to try and spend more time with him.

If only you knew, that while you worried and pondered over his past - the Cavalry Captain was all but drooling over the way your legs squeezed his cheeks. You would be surprised at how hard it was to contain the moan itching to rise from his throat when he felt your legs first find his body, if he could - he’d turn around and kiss your feet, let his hands wander your sacred skin while he proclaimed how grateful he was for you and your love, but he didn’t want to ruin such a peaceful moment. All you had to do was squeeze your legs and decide to restrict his airflow with your thighs and he’d be a goner, dead - no longer alive, but he didn’t mind at all - he’d rather die at your hands (legs) than die any other way, he wants to laugh at the thought.

His heart was beating a thousand miles an hour, he could hardly contain the excitement crawling all over his body the longer his skin touched yours. It felt electrifying, a buzz stronger than even Dawn’s Winery’s finest alcohol couldn’t compare to. If anyone looked at him, they’d think he was edging himself just by the lewd look that took over his handsome features.

For now, he’d keep these thoughts to himself - simply hoping you’d been so kind as to help him later with his little problem, courtesy of your unknown effects on the Khaenri’ahn.

….

— Childe

Your time in Liyue was coming to an end, you’d soon be embarking on the Crux to visit the Raiden Shogun and her region, Inazuma, which meant the last few days had been hectic as Zhongli and other residents of Liyue attempted to make the most of your time there before you left.

You’d managed to sneak off and find yourself some time, your head was pounding and your legs ache after hours of nonstop walking, you had originally meant for it to be just yourself - a well deserved break after the last torturous days - but it doesn’t take long for the Snezhnayan diplomat, Ajax, to find you - much to your… in reality, you were too sleepy and tired to try and feel annoyed or irritated.

“Ended up running away, huh?” He laughs, making his way towards you - your figure was almost completely hidden by an oversized blanket in the cushioned chair you laid upon, “You should be more careful, you almost had Lady Ningguang send out a search party for you.”

“Mmhm?” You groan, you vaguely acknowledge his words - your body was exhausted and your mind felt like soft putty; you just wanted to sleep and not wake up for the following week or two.

“They really ran you out…” He muses, a pitiful look takes over his face as he assesses your fatigued state, “Care to make some room?”

He originally meant for you to scoot over so he could cuddle you, it was basically a death wish - if Xiao or Scaramouche found him snuggled up to your sleeping he would probably end up dead and floating in the shore of Liyue Harbor by dawn, but it seems like your position is too comfortable or you’re just too sleepy to properly consider better options and instead, you part your legs and nudge him over to sit on the floor between them.

“‘ere.” You lazily motion, before flopping your head against the plush chair once more.

He can’t even tease you, his face is red at the implications - did you have no idea how… how perverted you were making him feel? He knew you probably had no secondary or lewd intentions but you couldn’t just do that and expect him to be okay! Still - he isn’t complaining, he’d dreamed of being in between your legs (in all ways imaginable) for embarrassingly long (to the point he’s sure if Zhongli knew he’d be banned from Liyue), and he only stumbles slightly on his feet as he makes his way to lean between your legs.

“Better than any pillow Mora could buy,” he groans, letting his cheeks meet your thighs, he looks up at your face - you looked so cute, sleepy and yawning, “so nice and kind, letting me rest like this… you’ll make them jealous, you know?”

His fingers trail your skin, taking note of how delicate it felt against his worn out gloves.

You don’t acknowledge his words, your journey into unconsciousness must have been swift, only tightening your grip on his cheeks in your slumber.

“… !” He feels more blood rush to his cheeks, his eyes involuntarily roll back at the feeling of your skin on his as your legs apply a pleasurable amount of pressure against his face - fuck, he wished Zhongli would walk in, so he could rub it in his face.

His hands go to rest on your legs, almost as if begging you to stay there or squeeze him tighter - kill him, he truly wouldn’t mind going like this, but it seems he was too careless and you’re startled awake by his sudden and rough touch.

“A-Ajax? …! Are you okay I didn’t -!”

“Of course not,” he breathes, trying to hide how much he enjoyed the location and situation he found himself in, “you should rest, I’ll keep watch so they don’t bother you.”

“But don’t you want a pillow or to move somewhere more comfortable?” You ask, afraid you’d hurt him and slightly embarrassed at the predicament.

“No, it’s okay,” he laughs, never once parting his cheeks from your thighs “if you don’t mind.”

“Not at all,” you reassure, thinking for a second before smiling down at him, “t-thank you for keeping an eye out.”

“Now, don’t worry and rest,” he smiles, patting your legs and you take it as a sign to head back to sleep - you’d need to make the most of any shut eye you could get in the next couple of hours, “to help you like this… is my pleasure.”

And it really is.

Hello. If Requests Are Open I Have One. Tsukishima, Suna And Kenma With A Reader Who Is Kinda On The Thicker Side (Thick, Not Chubby) So She Gets Sexualized And Catcalled A Lot

HQ BOYS WITH A CURVY S/O

a/n: yes! thank u sm for submitting a request ☺︎

warnings: swearing, guys (not the hq guys) way overstepping and making reader feel uncomfortable, fem reader

tsukishima, suna, and kenma x reader

TSUKISHIMA KEI

when something happens to you, he shows his protection subtly, but he really really cares about you

would attack the weirdos and people jealous of your body

he wouldn't be the "don't worry babe, i can fight" kind of attacking guy, but the "beat them up mentally until their spirit is broken" kind of attacking guy

you were doing your work diligently at your desk when suddenly, one of your male classmates stopped at your desk.

"goddamn, girl. being serious is great and all, but would it kill you to show a pained expression every now and then?" he rested his hand on your desk, covering part of your paper.

"pardon?" you asked, not quite comprehending.

"i mean," he smirked, "can't imagine what you'd be like under me if you're so serious all the time. have you ever even felt pain?" he paused. "i can show you great pain and pleasure, babe. just gotta say the word."

you froze, speechless. how were you supposed to respond to that? whilst you were trying to come up with a response, you saw kei getting up out of the corner of your eye.

"well, cutie?" your classmate grinned widely before sliding a finger down your back, making you cringe in disgust silently. "how about it?"

"i-"

"don't you have anything better to do?"

"huh?" the guy turned around to see kei towering over him, a nasty glare in his eyes.

"i said, 'don't you have anything better to do?' are you deaf, or just stupid?" kei asked, an annoyed expression present on his features.

"what the hell are you talking about? you're just a cocky brat, aren't ya?" the guy snarled. "man, i hate people like you. so much confidence with nothing to show for it."

kei paused. "i apologize. i was unaware that you hated yourself that much. things will get better, i promise." he mocked, patting the guys back, causing an angry vein to bulge out of the guy's forehead.

"haha, very funny." the guy muttered. "bitchy beanpole brat."

"alliteration! very good!" kei applauded with a smile before sending him a death glare that could freeze lava. "but seriously, are you such a loser that your ego won't allow a hit?" he then leaned into his ear. "she. isn't. interested. scram. you're just making a fool of yourself at this point."

the guy looked around and noticed everyone staring and whispering, clearly judging him for his creepy ways. he angrily stormed out of the classroom, with kei calling out a, "nice talk! let's do it again sometime," on his way out.

once the guy was fully out of the classroom, kei grabbed a chair and put it next to yours at your desk, plopping down his work as well.

"thanks, kei." you whispered a bit shakily.

he simply gave your hand a reassuring squeeze in response. "let me know if that loser gives you anymore trouble, ok?" he whispered back. "i'll beat him to a pulp." he followed up, a terrifyingly murderous intent in his eyes.

he then gave a smile, though it was still terrifyingly murderous-looking. "verbally, i mean."

SUNA RINTARO

another guy with a tongue that could slice boulders

hes not quite as mean tho, instead choosing to go with the more "protect my girl" stance rather than tsukkis "belittle them and make them feel like tiny little idiots who have no worth" stance

he'd try to embarrass the hell out of them

he's good at manipulating people, after all. he finds their weaknesses in an instant and uses it to his ultimate advantage

and also

he loves your curves

so

much

he'd definitely come over and like place his hand on your hip or ass or smth to mark his territory

bro hes the only one who gets to say how much he likes your ass?? um who tf is this other dude

he'd probs also try and cause a scene or incorporate humor to make you feel better

you were scared

a guy from the inarizaki cheering section had been staring at you ever since you entered

though you weren't absolutely positive, you felt like you could feel his eyes scanning your curves, and it made you feel like curling away in disgust

you'd lessened your cheering ever since you realized that the screaming made your tits bounce, and his eyes were practically burning a hole through them

once the game was over, you quickly dashed off from the stands to meet rin at the bottom, but the same guy met you down there

"so, hey, i was just thinking that you're like, really hot and have a great body, you know? and not to brag but i kinda have girls drooling on my abs left and right. if we got together, we'd be the ultimate power couple! whaddaya say, doll, hm?"

you scanned the room, looking for rin, but unfortunately, the coach was giving a talk, so rin wouldn't be able to come right away

"um, thank you for your offer, but i have a boyfriend." you politely declined.

he put his hand on your shoulder, and you could feel his thumb searching for your bra strap. you leaned away uncomfortably, but he gripped your shoulder and pulled you back.

"hey, now, its ok. don't think that i didn't see the way you were showing off these pretty assets of yours to me on the stands. you were practically shaking the things in my face! i can take a hint, you know. don't worry. i understand women. you were hinting at wanting to get with me, right? i get it! promise i won't be mad if we start dating the minute you break up with whatever loser you're with right now, doll. i don't need to wait."

"i-"

"hey, bun."

you whipped around to see suna rintaro not-so-gently shoving the guy off your shoulder and wrapping his arm around you, placing his hand right at the curve of your hip, giving you butterflies.

he directed his attention to the guy hitting on you. "'sup."

the guy stuttered for a few moments before regaining his cockiness. "this your girl? sorry, man, but she was actually just hitting on me. she aint loyal enough, i guess."

"the hell?! no i wasn-"

"she definitely wasn't." rin interrupted. "she'd never be into a piece of garbage like you."

a vein popped out of the guy's forehead. he grabbed the collar of rin's shirt.

"say that again."

rin opened his mouth, and for a moment, you thought that rin was going to retaliate, but instead, a piercing shriek ran through the air.

a baby's wail? a crying girl? a dropped mic? no, it was 6"1 inarizaki high middle blocker suna rintaro.

every head in the area turned, and suddenly, at the negative attention, the guy ran off in humiliation, calling out some insult towards you like "you weren't even that hot, by the way" on his way out.

once he was gone, suna picked you up and ran to somewhere with a bit more privacy

once he had found a spot he had deemed private enough, he engulfed you in the biggest, tightest hug, burying his head in your neck

"'m sorry that happened, bun." he murmured into your neck. "and 'm sorry that i interrupted you earlier, and i'm sorry that i wasn't there sooner, and im sorry that i didn't punch that guy in his pathetic, ugly-ass face."

you hugged him back. "it's ok, rin." you squeezed tighter. "i'm just glad you came."

"anyways, at any rate, he had no right to look in your direction, nonetheless insult you!" you felt his fists tighten. "pisses me off."

"and also," he added before moving his hand downwards to squeeze your ass, "i'm the only one allowed to call your body hot. everyone else can just fuck off"

you giggled and sighed into his locks. "ok, rin."

KOZUME KENMA

he wouldn't be one for words

he'd just glare daggers into the other guys body and then drag you away

he liked to call it a tactical retreat

"hey, what grade are you in?"

you looked up from your phone to see a group of what seemed to be some middle school boys circling around you, with what seemed to be their leader approaching you.

"pardon?" you were a bit taken aback. what was even going on?

"shy. cute, i'm into that." the boy smirked. "class 3-2, izumitate junior high soccer team captain, sato emiko."

you froze. junior high? you were being hit on by junior high boys?

you really tried not to, but suddenly, you burst out laughing. "sorry, sorry, but, well, junior high? i'm a 2nd year in highschool!"

you expected him to back down after that, but to your surprise, he kept going. "an older girl, huh.. well, it doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you. and if im being honest, i don't see why it would." he grinned cockily. "i am a catch, after all."

"sorry, i'm not interested." you declined, trying not to break his junior high heart.

to your surprise, he smirked and started approaching you. how cocky was this kid, anyways?

suddenly, he grabbed a handful of your thigh, though he was quickly met with a slap from you.

"come on," he said, walking towards you. "i know you want me."

but before he could reach for a handful of tit, he was interrupted by kenma shoving his way through the crowd.

he gently took your hand and smiled softly at you before glaring daggers at the boy and walking away.

"h-hey!" the boy stuttered, clearly a bit flustered. "you can't just walk away! who do you think you are?"

kenma turned his head to give another death glare that definitely sent chills down that kid's spine. yeah, the boy would definitely see that in his next nightmare.

once you two were out of earshot, kenma turned to you. "hey, you ok?"

you smiled warmly. "yeah. thanks for getting me, ken."

he turned away. "they were just a bunch of cocky middle schoolers. honestly, where do they get the nerve?"

the rest of the way home, kenma added in abrupt complaints about what had happened throughout the conversation. though he didn't say it, you knew that he was actually kind of scared to grab you out of there, despite the fact that the boys were "puny" and "weak," as kenma had described. you knew that though he wouldn't say, he was worried about you and was caring for you, in his own, unique, kenma way.

Bnha with a hybrid s/o

Navi

Ft. - Todoroki, Denki, Deku, Bakugo, Kirishima, Shinso and Tamaki.

Warnings - NSFW, Swearing, Smut Smutty Smut, 🔞, Fem reader implied.

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Todoroki Shoto (Fox Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Loves your bright orange tail, he had to genuinely hold himself back when he first met you. He didn't want to touch your tail or ask to since it would come off rather weird, but his eyes never left your swaying fluffy tail for the rest of the day.

° Smiles cutely whenever your fangs can be seen, they add a touch of slunk to your already beautiful features and they really suit you well. If you two are alone, he often will boop your nose when you smile so brightly, finding your wagging tail and sharp canines too cute to resist.

° Endeavor doesn't approve of his son dating a fox hybrid girl, since he doesn't see your quirk as overly special or helpful. Even though you're in class 1a and have proven many times how strong you are. Luckily Shoto doesn't care about what his dad thinks, and often says that you could win in a fight against the firery asshole anytime.

° You look human except for your sharper teeth, tail, and ears, so he was surprised to see your father had a completely fox like head on a full grown man's body. He's seen hybrids before, they are quite common amongst Quirks. But someone who is so animal like acting and sounding like a normal human... Never fails to surprise Shoto.

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(NSFW)

° Loves seeing your tail get sticky with his cum, watching it run down your puckered asshole before making a mess in your orange fur. He'll always be up to clean you up and wash off the mess, but it still never fails to make his mind go filthy by the sight of his hybrid lover.

° Ties a small bow around your tail as an add on to your lingerie, he likes watching it wag in excitement by his lingering touches. Laughs into your shoulder when you whimper from overstimulation, your ears folding down from too much pleasure.

° Plays with your ears when you give him head, knowing just where that sweet spot is to drive you crazy. You thighs squeezing shut together as you take his long cock into your mouth, his soft rubbing against one of your ears making you moan despite you mouth filled with his length. The vibrations only help him get closer to his Climax.

° Playfully wipes the juices on your thighs with your tail, scooping up some of the oozing arousal from your hole with his fingers before stuffing them between his soft pink lips. The taste becoming addictive in seconds, his larger hands pushing your thighs apart as he dives into your oozing pussy as if it's his last meal.

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Kaminari Denki (Cow Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Denki over heard that a cute hybrid girl from 1c was working as a nurse in training with Recovery girl, so what did he do you may ask? He overused his quirk on purpose so he could meet you. Once he began to get out of his brain fried state, he was in awe at your stunning features. Your kind eyes looking down at him in worry as you placed an ice pack near his forehead.

° Concentually plays with your cute tail, wiggling back and forth when he visits your during lunch. He's the only one allowed to play with your tail however, if he sees someone else do it he gets all pouty and annoyed since it's his things he does with you. You can tell when he's annoyed because he won't call you Milk Mama.

° Will ask a lot of questions, do you produce milk? Yes. Do you have uters? No. Did you wear a bell as a kid? No. Do you drink milk? Yes. You don't get annoyed or frustrated with his questions, it's oddly flattering to know how interested he is with you.

° Is a helpful boyfriend when you have boob pain, which is due to being needed to lactate. It happens every month, and Denki is always down to help milk your boobies despite how odd it may sound. Your milk is actually quite useful, thanks to being the daughter of a cow hybrid dad and Healing quirk mother... Meaning you milk heals wounds when digested.

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(NSFW)

° 💫Titty sucking and fucking💫 Your boyfriend is obsessed. Denki loves titty sucking, even if it's in a non sexual way so it came to no surprise to you that he'd bring his cute habit into sexy time. Fastest way to make him cum is by squeezing his cock between your boobs and shifting them up and down against his cock while sucking his tip.

° Cums in minutes when you titty fuck him, moaning loud as he if he's a professional porn star. Will tweak with your nipples when your fucking him with just your breasts, eyes rolling to back of his head whenever a bead of milk escapes your erect bud. He swears he's in heaven whenever you do this to him.

° Returns the favor, slamming your pussy onto his face and caging your thighs down around his head. Who needs air when he has your delicious pussy to eat out? Always gives you a small zap on your clit, before soothing it with his tongue. Lives off of your mantra moans and fucked out pants, never pulling away until he's satisfied.

° He's not finished with you yet, he'll sit you on his lap infront of your floor length mirror. He'll lay back slowly before resting on his elbows as his hands stay on your hips, Denki orders you to watch the reflection before jackhammering his cock into your tight cunt. Making you jump forward, but he'll try to sooth you by praising how good his milk maid is being right now.

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Midoriya Izuku (Wolf Hybrid)

° Not going to lie, he was slightly intimidated by you. You were the strongest girl in 1a, had sharp canine teeth, a piercing through your wolf ears, and cold sharp eyes that gave off 'don't fuck with me' vibes. But he was wrong to assume you were harsh and mean, since he found out from Uraraka that you were actually quite charming and playful.

° Coos when you cuddle into him after he gives you head pats, feeling your tail pat against his legs. He loves cuddling you especially since your ears at so soft against his neck whenever you nuzzle into him. He'll never tell you how intimidated he used to be of you, but he mentally curses himself for being so judgemental.

° Helps you sharpen your claws, going as far as to buy his own nail file for when you visit him. He also paints your claws jazzy colors (most of them are green). You don't have paws, but your fingernails are simply a mixture of a wolf claw and human fingernail. Which is a sharp human nail that was naturally shaped that way.

° Invites you over to his home on full moon nights, since he discovered you often have terrible headaches and Nightmares on full moons. Deku will tuck you into bed with some warm milk and medicine, brushing your hair for you as you fall into a deep slumber for the rest of the night.

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(NSFW)

° You may be nice and playful most of the time, but in the bedroom your much more dominant than Midoriya, often calling him a dumb puppy after he shoots his fifth blank of the night. Deku can be dom when needed, but it just seems natural for him to be submissive and for you take charge in the bedroom. He finds it hotter that way.

° Plays with your tail while babbling nonsense into your shoulder, cumming for the third time as you rode him like there was no tomorrow. Tears welling up in his eyes as he begs for you to slow down, but on the inside he wants you to speed up and fuck him dumb. Deku will grab your tail as he goes insane from the pleasure, needing to have something to hold onto as he's fucked like the brat he was being earlier.

° When he's domming you he likes to fill both of your holes, stuffing a butt plug into your ass as he fucks into you from behind. Deku adores when you pant like a pathetic puppy, your claws will rip the blankets and pillow cases open but both of you are too lost in your own pleasure to give a single fuck.

° Has a bulge kink, he's thick and six inches... So he's proud to see a bulge in your tummy because of it. He'll place your hand over the bulge, proceeding to thrust at a fastening pace. Deku smirks down at you while you feel the outline of his dick being thrust inside of you. It makes your walls flutter around him, pushing both of you closer towards the edge.

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Bakugo (Bunny Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Bakugo never thought he'd have a crush on someone, he only ever thought about being a hero and being the best hero who can compete with All Might. But then your cotton tailed ass got transfered to UA and were assigned to sit next to Bakugo for the rest of the year, he tried ignoring you but you were simply too cute to resist.

° He calls you cottontail instead of your actual name, it was supposed to be an insult but it ended up as a cute nickname for you. His friends would tease him for clearly having a soft spot for you, since he never yelled, faught, bullied, cursed at, or complained about you. Bakugo himself knew you were effecting him, and he was frustrated by how much like enjoyed it.

° Asks you out before anyone else can, he is yours and you are his end of sentence. Bakugo loves to tease you as well, he'll scratch just behind your left ear just so he can see your foot twitch and stomp lightly. He knows you could kick his ass if it annoyed you, but you never do so he never stops.

° His mom loves you more than him, she thinks you'll make him settle down and change him into a better person. She one overstepped a bit and asked if you'd have babies similar to rabbits, meaning lots and lots and lots of them. Making you cringe internally as Bakugo scolded his mom for being so insensitive towards you quirk.

...

(NSFW)

° Bought a carrot gag online, binds your ears together, covers your eyes, and presses a bunny vibrator against your sopping pussy. You can hear him walking around the bedroom, slowly undressing as he laughs darkly at your helpless figure. Bakugo still calls you cottontail, but this time he'll pull your small puffy tail before trailing kisses against your back.

° Will put a leash around you and make it so your head is lifted from the pillows, that only happens if you try to hide you noises from him. Will slap your pussy gently before soothing it with kitty licks, only to repeat this multiple times as his hand plays with your cute slick covered tail.

° The more you whine, the more he wants to punish his adorable cottontail. So if you whine to go faster after he removes your gag, he'll pruposley go slower because he's a menace. Bakugo will eventually cave into your needs and bring you to cloud nine, but that doesn't mean he won't take forever to actually get to that point.

° Despite being a mean explosive gremlin in many eyes, Bakugo becomes really sweet near the end of sex. He'll remove all of your gimics and simply hold you tight with his lips locked to yours, making damn sure that you both hit your Climax hard as the headboard of your bed threatens to break on both of you. It never does, but it always comes close when you two are nearing the end.

...

Kirishima Eijirou (Snake Hybrid)

(SFW)

° When people thought of your quirk, they expected someone full of scales and maybe some sort of reptile tail. But in reality you looked relatively normal despite your slit pupils and forked tongue. The only scales you had were just under your jaw, which many couldn't even notice. Some still found you odd, but one particular student could get you out of his head.

° Denki eventually convinced him to shoot his shot with you, and to Kirishima's surprise you actually accepted his offer. Which started the so called 'cutest couple' in UA, even if some students found both of you a bit freaky looking. Despite being a somewhat big topic amongst the school, you both keep your relationship calm and neutral infront of the public.

° Often mimics your small hisses, always failing and ending up sounding like he's a broken cat record. You reassure him that you can only do it due to your forked tongue, but he's still determined to nail your cute hybrid dialect down. Even if he has to manoeuvre his tongue in some weird way.

° Leaves kisses under your jaw to appreciate the patches of skin you loath, it always makes you feel like a freak when you fingers brush over the scales. But Kirishima finds them beautiful, because anything related to you will always be perfect in his eyes. He knows your self conscious of you looks, since you were bullied for looking different as a kid. But he sees you as a gorgeous bad ass snake woman who owns his heart.

...

(NSFW)

° Does your forked tongue ever feel amazing as it slides across his cock, it was practically made to play against his shaft. Kirishima's toned abs can be seen flexing and trembling as you suck him off, small cute whimpers coming from the red haired lover. When he's about to cum he'll try to pull you away so you won't have to taste him, but you brush his hands away and encourage him to shoot his load down your throat.

° Leaves hickeys across your scaled patches of skin as he gently rocks his hips against yours, allowing your slick to lube up his thick eight inch shaft. Despite having sex multiple times, Eijirou always worries that he'll accidently hurt you with his length so he always makes sure to lube himself up well before entering your tight cunt.

° Eijirou always gives you a gentle smile as he enters you, his thick fingers circling your clit while you adjust to his length. His hair is always down and has no gel in it, so he will either be staring at you through his long red locks of hair or it will be tied back into a very sexy man bun that never fails to drive you insane.

° Once things pick up his praises will begin to fall out like crazy, calling you everything he's every thought of since the first day he saw you. It's always mixed in with his airy grunts and groans while his thrusts pick up pace and your hips slam down to meet his. You'll smash your lips into his as your nails rake across his back, the pleasure becoming to much for you to think straight. You'll see white as he whispers how hot you are when you cum.

...

Hitoshi Shinso (Cat hybrid)

° When you walked into class 1b he thought he was dreaming, a hot cat hybrid girl did not just walk into this class and introduce herself in the sweetest voice ever. No he must be dreaming, the girl of his dreams couldn't be standing there so casually as her eyes gaze across the classroom. But there you were, softly beginning to walk past him and send a sweet wave his way.

° Everyone noticed the small glances Shinso gave you, the way his face heats up when you are even near him, even principal Nezu noticed how bashful Shinso became when he read off your name during a mission. The reason it became so obvious was simple, this was one of the first times Shinso was showing a lot of emotion at once. The usual introverted stoic hero, was a blushing mess because of you.

° You politely confronted Shinso about his crush on you, admitting that you'd love to go out with him so there was no need to be so nervous around you. Shinso was shocked to say the least, he nearly combusted when reality hit him. Stuttering quietly about how grateful he was to hear this, accidently confessing how pretty you looked in the school uniform.

° Calls you his kitten respectively, always placing small kisses against the back of your head and cat ears. If you nyah he'll be deceased, but then he'll come back to life and beg you to do it again. Let's you bite him even if your fangs accidently puncture through his skin, he doesn't mind since he knows cats have a habit of biting when they are too riled up.

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(NSFW)

° Heat is a hellish heaven that you both have to get through, Shinso is always down to fuck his pretty kitten until she's had enough. But he also knows just how stressful and annoying heats can be due to coming home from a mission and seeing your crying as you beg your body to cum. He'll help you through it as best as he can, even if it becomes exhausting.

° Will buy you adorable lingerie with a small bow choker or collar to go with the sexy underwear, he loves seeing you confident in your own skin so he always gets you softer less edgy styles knowing that's what you prefer. Doesn't help that he has a small (Huge) corruption kink, but harder the bulge harder the fuck.

° Whispers in you ear about how bad of a kitten you've been, teasing him all day long and expecting to get a reward from it. So as punishment, he overstimulated you until you have tears wihotu even brushing his cock near the lips of your pussy. Even if he was painfully hard watching you squirm and beg to be filled. He never let up until he thinks you've learned your lesson.

° If your into roleplay, you better expect a maid costume almost instantly. He will never admit that he once had a hentai stash with cat girls and maids in them... But he doesn't need them to get off anymore now that he has you. Shinso never thought he would become so feral when he began having sex, but apparently you just struck some cord inside him that made him go crazy.

...

Tamaki Amajiki (Butterfly Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Everyone thinks your a fairy quirk hero, since you look like a fairy with your beautiful purple and white wings. But you're no fairy, you have a butterfly quirk which means you can fly, have amazing senses, and control ultra Violet lights. Despite your relatively cool quirk, many Iver looked you because you looked rather harmless. But Tamaki knew you were strong, he also knew how drop dead gorgeous you were.

° Will stare at you in awe whenever you flap your wings or begin to fly around, you look like something straight out of a fairytale. Neijire and Mirio had to snap him out of his trance when it first started happening, but recently they've stopped in hopes that you'll notice how madly in love Tamaki is.

° Admitted his crush to you over a love letter that he slipped into your locker, small butterfly stickers sprawled across the paper as his neat handwriting confessed everything he's ever felt towards you. Tamaki was nervous that he had messed things up, worried that you'll be upset with him, and those fears only skyrocketed once he noticed your bright winged figure walking towards him.

° Gently passing him back the note, he checked the end of the note cautiously. There were two boxes yes and no, and in the yes box you re arranged one of his butterflies to cover the messy lined square. Tamaki was shocked that you accepted his date request, his face bright pink as he tried to hide his excited grin. You softly removed his hands, pressing your lips against his burning cheeks.

...

(NSFW)

° Tamaki is into tentacles play and no one can change my mind, he's watched and read hentai with tentacles and now all he wants to do is try his own on you. He'll press delicate kisses across your wings and back, one of his tentacle fingers sliding down to your core as the other latched onto to your breasts. Since Tamaki was a virgin, he was worried you would find his kinks a bit weird... But your moans and pleads said other wise.

° Whines and whimpers a lot, he's very sensitive... Probably the most sensitive in BNHA imo. He cums fast and frequently, but he stays hard for quite some time despite his dick swaying into the side of painful pleasure. Tamaki refuses to finish sex without making you cum, since your his own personal love fairy that he needs to treat like royalty.

° Most of smexy time has happened in the shower, it starts off with him washing your wings, then your back, before eventually his hands ghost over your cute bum that he feels the urge to squeeze. One squeeze leads to a kiss, the kiss turns into making out, and making out leads to him pounding you against the tile wall as your hands trail down the foggy glass that surrounds the shower.

° Even if Tamaki is introverted and a ball of an anxiety, he's very easy to turn on. It's very simple and easy, all you have to do is kiss, nibble, or breath on the tips of his elf like ears. They are nearly as sensitive as his cock, so it never fails to make his pants become rather tight and for his face to become bright pink as he coughs awkwardly to hide his embarrassment.

so... i might have gotten a little carried away...

my itsv and atsv bots masterlist

miguel o'hara bots:

feral miggy that you caught

resting with your husband miggy

drunk miggy

sick miggy

oh you made him mad miggy

7 minutes in heaven with miggy

smitten with you miggy

arranged marriage miggy

jealous miggy (1)

sharing a bed with miggy

wanna have kids? miggy

jealous miggy (2)

you and miggy are prideful knuckleheads

divorcing miggy

working with miggy as your supervisor

being miggy's secretary

you're his daughter's teacher

miggy's scaring you

miggy's that single hot dad you keep seeing around

divorced miggy but still loves you

caught in a scandal (TYSM TO @miguelswifey04 FOR THE INSPO AND PERMISSION TO MAKE HIM <333)

your best friend, father figure, and mentor

miles morales bots:

you and miles have an argument

grafitiing with miles

your first date with miles

miles is smitten with you

pavitr prabhakar bots:

giving pav a chance to prove his love to you

pav wants to get to know you better

a night out with pav

pav hates seeing you cry

hobie brown bots:

committing property damage with hobie

your boyfriend hobie

hobie's falling for you

hobie trusts you with his secret identity

hobie'll be your little secret

hobie admits it to you

hobie loves your bad ass

hobie's hands are just right

hobie loves his grumpy dear

gwen stacy bots:

gwen's falling for you

gwen's sorry she has to leave you

gwen comforts you

peter b parker bots:

peter b'll teach you everything he knows

your husband peter b

lyla

if she was human, she might just like you

spider noir bots:

cat dad noir

dance partner noir

noir's in love with you

husband noir

divorced noir

anniversary with noir

always saving you noir

wants your sweet attention noir

first kiss with noir

got himself webbed up noir

you're noir's muse

noir has a smoking problem

ben reilly bots:

you're ben's one and only

needy ben

wants your attention badly ben

your silly best friend

the spot:

the spot still loves you

I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS HELP (i made a lot of these in one sitting pls, i hope they're any good :'>)

please tell me what you think, and enjoy !!

(the skrunklies, they didn't fit.......)

prompt: Xiaojiao waking up, very woozy inside a lavish room in Firey Mountain, and can at least turn her head to see a knocked out Xiaotian in the next part of the room as their kidnapper, Red Son enters with some tea

“Hello there!”

Long Xiaojiao raised a brow at the fire demon’s oddly cheerful tone. “Red?” She tried to sit up again. This time, her stomach didn’t lurch. Still, her head ached with the tell-tale signs of a hangover. “What happened?”

Red set the tray down and began to pour the tea. “How much do you remember?”

Xiaojiao’s brows furrowed together. “We went to the club...” she said, foggy memories slipping up. She remembered Red in that gorgeous purple dress and blushing at her and Xiaotian’s matching clubbing outfits. She couldn’t blame him- their butts looked great in those tights. It kind of drifted off after that. “Ugh...I think...” She lied down with a groan. “I don’t remember.”

The scent of tea entered her nose and she sat up with another groan. Xiaojiao accepted the cup of tea from Red, taking a slow sip. “You and Noodle Boy got dared to do shots.” he explained. Oh, that would explain the lack of memory.

Hopefully Pigsy never found out.

“Then these two idiots decided to try and make a move on you,” Red’s smile faded. He looked away with a hiss before continuing with “And I decided to ask you two something I’ve wanted to for a while.”

Xiaojiao raised a brow. “What?” As she moved to take another sip, something glinting on her wrist caught her eye. She moved the cup to another hand and lifted her hand up. A beautiful golden bracelet, set with small red gems, sat on he wrist.

She turned her head to see Xiaotian. He was spread out in starfish mode, but the wrist she could see had a matching bracelet. When she turned, Red held up his hand. A bracelet with orange and green gems glinted on his wrist.

“I asked if I could court you two and you agreed.”

Xiaojiao blinked and her face warmed. “What?!” she squeaked. Red had asked that to them?! “While we were drunk?” Her thoughts raced back and forth. “Didn’t you think we would change our minds when sober?” She wouldn’t have said no, but still.

Red cocked his head. “Have you changed your mind?”

Xiaojiao blinked, feeling her face warm even more. “Xiaotian,” she hissed in response. Her best friend let out a snore. “Xiaotian!” Even louder. “XIAOTIAN!” Red yelped at her yell. At her loud voice, Xiaotian let out a yelp and fell out of the bed.

He looked up with “Wha-Huh?” He blinked at their surroundings. “What’s going on?”

“Would you want Red to court us?”

Xiaotian blinked again. “Uh, yeah, I-” He raised a brow. “What’s with this bracelet?”

Hopefully, more sobering up would help.

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they would have been besties and she would have slayed in this scene 😌💕

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