They Would Have Been Besties And She Would Have Slayed In This Scene 😌💕

why are 75% of fics on here written exclusively for white people? i am so tired of reading abt the reader blushing or having bright pink lips and white skin like STOPP

Personally I would win the trojan war

Hi! I've recently been binging your lmk works & *chef's kiss* they're the best 😍 I was wondering if we could get some hc's about Mk, Wukong, Macaque, & Red son (separately) reacting to a reader accidentally saying "Everyday that man hasn't bred me & made me his pocket Milf is a day I suffer🧍🏻‍♀️😔" out loud after seeing them do something paternal / or a mundane display of strength? Reader doesn't even realize they said it out loud until someone points it out to them & they become embarrassed. 'Not safe for Tumblr' if you could! Have a wonderful day!💕

Warning, the lowing content is for an 18+ audience, if you are under the age of 18 do not read below. The character(s) depicted within this post are over the age of 20.

Sun Wukong

Wukong moving around some pillars around his cave while shirtless

"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."

Wukong stopped upon hearing your words and turned around with a raised eyebrow

That's when you knew you said your inner thought out loud

"Listen sunshine I-"

"I can always change that, Peaches. I can change that right now, if you want me to."

Will breed you for hours.

Macaque

Macaque is just cleaning dishes and you watch him from the couch.

"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."

Macaque starting to cough on his own saliva from the shock of what you just said

Macaque turned to you as you stared at him with a concerned face

"Repeat that." He commanded.

You blushed and quickly rushed to the bedroom

He grabbed you by the wait and held you tightly close to his body and commanding you to tell him

MK

MK is training with his indoor gym and you are just watching.

"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."

MK blushed but doesn't address it, letting you think you didn't say anything

Though next time you two have sex, he asks if you want him to use a condom and if so, he will make sure he cum large loads into you

He will make comments about how he will pump you with a lot of cum

When you finally ask him why he has changed his tune, he confesses to you what he heard you confess

You tell him he doesn't have to force himself to want to have kids with you just because of a fantasy you have

Red Son

This man is just fixing his car that was Mei trashed, all sweaty and with big tools and without his jacket

"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."

Hits his head before rolling out from under the car

"What did you just say?!"

"I didn't say anything."

"I fucking heard you say milf! I'll make you one when I'm ready to!"

And he just goes back to work

for all the non-native/fluent writers that are using spanish

I appreciate trying to incorporate spanish for Miguel. However, I see you guys saying you’re using google translate and it’s not the best translator as it translates it literally and sounds awkward. A better translator is spanishdict.com and it looks like this,,,,

I put in “you look beautiful today” and it translated it in different ways and shows you what region uses what and how you can use it in different contexts. 100% way better than google.

Also, I’m Mexican so from what I’ve seen from my family members, specifically my uncles and dad, use for the spouses as terms of endearment are cariño, mi amor (my love), mi corazón (my heart), mi reina (my queen) mi vida (my life), and mami. We also don’t use vosotros or vos.

Honestly, I’d also be down to help proofread spanish parts or help see if a sentence or phrase makes sense!!

Hope this helps and can I just say I’m having the time of my life going through these tags.

Many ages ago Death was defeated and sealed. Immortality is the norm, but the loss of death has lead to a society of ultralites that rule over never dying slaves. As Death’s first reaper after the unsealing, you are here to remind them why Death exists… and why your master should be feared.

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

Jacket obsession

Spider-Verse: You leave a piece of clothing behind with a yandere.

Characters: Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, 42!Miles Morales, Hobie Brown, Miguel O'Hara

Warnings: Obsession, stealing, yandere tendencies, just them going lovely over a piece of clothing.

Miles Morales:

Oh poor boy at first freaked out trying to get your attention before you enter the portal without your jacket.

“Wait! You’ll get colded.” He shouted as you entered the portal not hearing him.

After a few seconds after with worry in his chest he looked down at the clothing in hand and realized what he had. A piece of you that he could hold while he was away from you, and he hated being away from you, but the boys heart filled up with happiness.

The clothing smell just like you and if he threw it over a pillow it would be like cuddling with you. Boy is over the moon. And I mean like so giddy it’s embarrassingly cute.

He takes it every where with him, to the kitchen it’s in his hands, watching or playing games? It’s in his lap. He smells it constantly and gets really sad after a week when it doesn’t smell like you anymore.

However when you come back to his dimension and request for your jacket his heart breaks. Boy pouts security at the lose but he sees this as a way to get it to smell like you again and steal it after a while.

Overall if you leave anything he will take it and treasure it until you come back because now he has you for the time being.

He’s more of a clingy yandere but he still can’t help but obsessive over his darling.

“Maybe i could give you one of mine- Incase you lose yours again that is.”

Hobie Brown

Cocky little man notices it before you even want to leave and he knows you’ll forget it so he just lets you.

He loves when you leave things behind, thinks it might be a way of flirting. But when you do leave clothing he just feral about it.

Like he just can’t stop smelling it and just wants to hold it all day. He thinks of how cute you look in or how you smile and everything you do just flashes in his head.

Man is devilish to me. So he has a collection of things he steals from your bedroom when you’re out and he sneaks into your dimension. Clothes, shoes, necklaces or anything he can find.

You come back to him for it but he just holds it in his hands, above you and around the room when you try and take it way. “You mean this jacket?” Boy will have so much fun making you annoyed.

Hobie will leave his jacket on your room in hopes you’d wear it and think of him like he does you. He gets a grin when he thinks about it.

“If yah’ wanted to give me your jacket all yah’ had to do was say so.”

Gwen Stacy

You think she’s just chilling? Um no, she isn’t.

She loves you so much, her whole thing is like “I’ve lost to much.” And if she’s a yandere she can’t stop loving everything you do-Anyway.

She wears it and it can be oversized or maybe tight? She doesn’t care. She doesn’t take it off her body until it stops smelling like you or until she needs to get in her suit.

Gwen is maybe fighting with her self for many different reasons and they are:

“This is creepy.” “Oh cares? They smell so good.”

“They did this on purpose, so cute.” “No they just forgot it Gwen.”

Conflict with her own feelings all the time. But she never stops holding it close.

Gwen likes the idea of wearing your clothes to make it know she’s taken and that you’re hers. Can’t stop thinking of when you get to wear her clothes.

Yes, you guys aren’t “Dating” But your all hers.

“Don’t worry, I kept it so safe. By the way, could I borrow it again?”

Miguel O'Hara

Doesn’t care-Joking.

Miguel wouldn’t think about it at first and knows you just forget it and will come back for it later. But as time goes by, a hour, he can’t stopped looking at it for some reason.

He sneaks over like someone is watching him and picks it up. His mouth waters at the smell of you and he wouldn’t be able to let it go.

It might have rinkles on it from him carrying it so much. It’s his stress ball. You guys ever seen a kid carry around a blanket? Well that’s him.

He does feel wrong for obsessing over the piece of cloth but for different reasons then Gwen. He thinks he’s above something like this, doesn’t think it’s a big deal and he should forget it.

But when it puts it down a few seconds, it’s immediately in his hand again.

Yes, he does put it on a pillow and holds it close like he’s protecting you. He’s practically for when you get to be in his arms.

When you asked for it back he stands still for a minute. He feels sad and hates it because it’s just so stupid! Of course he gives you it back.

“I could give you one of mine…Only because that one doesn’t seem like it keeps you warm.”

42!Miles Morales

He’s a lot like Miguel in this situation a bit. And even if I see him as a big, big hard yandere he doesn’t think this is to big of a deal. Now don’t get me wrong he loves it, he just isn’t crazy as the rest of them.

Though, he does like to have it near him when he sleeps like have you close to him, or smell it whenever he can. Of course he has it in his lap when he’s gaming but the jacket never leaves his room.

Will buy the same one as you so you two can match and he can give you his. He thinks about you wearing something of his, like goes crazy just thinking of it.

You ask for it back? That’s cool, just try and get it from him. He loves to tease you to the ends of the earth and he would give it to you when you ask. But you’re just so cute when you get annoyed.

“If you wanted a jacket mami you could have asked for mine. Think mine would look cuter on you away.”

(Repost) Uh anyway

KO-FI | INSTA | YOUTUBE

IT IS TIME

I will take that rabbit and give him found family whether he LIKES IT or NOT.

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