Spiderverse Twitter 16!!!!!!

Jason: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'

Tim, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'

Jason: Now that's a threat!

Dick, covering Damians ears: *horrified silence*

I work at a movie theater.

And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,

the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,

to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op

touches something so deep in me

I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.

Okay so I've noticed people critiquing the Spanish in Miguel O'hara fanfics and the British Black sling for Hobie. I'm not sure what to do for the British sling for the fanfic I want to post about because I'm black/native and live in the South and have only met 2 British people in my life and they are both white. I've tried to find British sling generators and they suck so I what imma do is just study some black British. YouTubers and see if I can get get down the lingo enough to make it sound natural.

Now for Miguel I actually might have an ace in the hole since my familie's business recently got large Spanish speaking clientele due to me changing our menu to Spanish. And I have spanish speaking friends and family. Irish on the other hand I have an abundance of friends and teachers of Irish descent to can get info from since oddly most of my white friends are of Irish descent.

For the record: I know very little Spanish and can understand and read it way more than I can speak it....But I've learned some things and I want to see if I'm right.

1. Every country has a different dialect. For example Venezuelan and Spain Spanish sounds different from for example Domincan and Mexican Spanish.

2. Spain Spanish is considered 'proper' Spanish and if not favored amongst other Spanish speaking communities. Spaniards are like the British of Spanish essentially. (My black people out there already know since it's like Proper or British English vs the different varieties of Aave)

3. If you have to use a translator DO NOT USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE. Google translate is apparently painfully proper and sometimes does not make since when translated from proper/aave English. Find a different translator as Spanish speaking readers can tell immediately.

4. Miguel is Irish/ Mexican. Irish people actually have their own different dialects that differs in every region. They have different languages spoken in Ireland as well.

5. I'm assuming mixed people of Irish/Mexican descent would appreciate them both featured in fanfics. Maybe?

6. I think for my black people out there that live in America at least if we struggle with black British sling we could lean on black aave in different states that sound similar to it. I feel like Baltimore aave might work. I grew up in Detriot and in the current southern state I'm in and it sounds similar depending on the pronunciation of words. (Btw white people out there who don't have many black friends or people that's live around you, aave or african amercan vernacular English sounds different in every state. For example look up Louisiana aave and New York aave and you will understand) I feel like for black writers our normal aave but just stronger could work as well for Hobie.

So as a takeaway, if you want your fics to read a bit easier for your black, British, and Spanish speaking readers, ya might want to do a bit of research. Or maybe make your own universe version of that charecter. I thought about making a Southern Hobie Brown since I have a friend I want to base him off as he reminds me of Hobie so freaking much. From the dark liner and choker to the constantly critiquing the government and authoritarian figures and not like consistency in certain areas on his life. So yeah that's what I got.

If anyone wants to add on and give some more tips to make my fics better, let me know. I'll be posting soon. Also tell me if I'm wrong.

Introducing The Genshin Impact Tall Man Ship Guide

Protective Lover Series Part 1 - His reaction to someone badmouthing you [Genshin Impact Headcanons]

Characters: Aether, Albedo, AYATO, Bennett, Chongyun, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Razor, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli, gn!reader

Warnings: some bullying statements, rumors, gossip, just being nasty and mean in general with some suggestiveness, some angry Genshin boys, taglist not updated yet, please inform me if there are any pronoun slips :( I proofread it this time I swear

Prologue

It shouldn’t have bothered you so much really. The townspeople sometimes liked to whisper about rumors and gossip, but as quickly as they came, they would almost always be gone, replaced by another hot topic that was most likely untrue.

“Which one?”

“That person, the one that always hangs around that one guy,”

“Ohhhh! Yes! Y/N, I think? I can’t remember the name. I don’t know why he keeps ‘em around, or why he chose ‘em, there’s nothing special about ‘em at all,”

Keep reading

why are 75% of fics on here written exclusively for white people? i am so tired of reading abt the reader blushing or having bright pink lips and white skin like STOPP

I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

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Parasite

Hi new follwer since poly is allowed. May I please ask for a scenario or headcanons with poly mc and the brothers reacting to angel trying to ‘save’ them and but mc is not having it please?

uhh this is formatted kinda weird as a warning. sort of a scenario/hc hybrid?

tw: swearing, poly mc

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A gilded and blessed letter arrived at the House of Lamentation addressed to you. After school, you were just hanging out with the brothers in the living room as usual. You unsealed it to find a message from the Celestial Realm.

Dearest MC,

I’m writing to invite you to a year of student exchange in the Celestial Realm. It will begin with a purification ceremony since you will be coming directly from the Devildom. Simeon and Luke will be your escorts, and we have designated several caretakers to help you over the course of the year.

I hope you consider our offer seriously. You will be the first human to set foot in our land in a long-term capacity.

Blessings,

Michael.

“The fuck…?” you mumbled, the brothers all turning to you with curiosity. 

“What’s that?” Mammon grabbed the letter from you, immediately recognizing the fancy calligraphy. “Michael?!”

“What does he want with you?” Lucifer hissed. 

“They offered me an exchange program.” You stated as the brothers all hovered around you.

“Well, you’re not gonna do it, right?” Belphie mumbled.

“What’s a purification ceremony?” You asked without answering the question. Half of the brothers’ faces went white like they’d seen a ghost.

“It’s a ceremony where they… absolve you of sins. That means our pacts would break and you wouldn’t be able to come back here.” Satan responded. 

“Oh.” You took the letter back from Mammon and glanced at it briefly. “Fuck that.” You nonchalantly ripped up the letter, tossing it aside.

Lucifer felt a wave of relief wash over him. In fact, your reaction was exactly what he would have hoped. He couldn’t help thinking this was an incredible opportunity you were passing up but his pride swelled with the knowledge that you chose him and his brothers over that. He would find a way to make your stay worthwhile.

Mammon nearly cried at the idea of you leaving him forever, so he immediately put an arm around your shoulders. “That’s right, MC, stick it to ‘em!” His heart swelled with joy when you ripped up the letter, although he probably could have fetched quite the price for something handwritten by Michael down here. He's probably going to try to salvage it and sell it later.

Levi did cry- when Satan said the pacts would be broken, he immediately assumed the worst and began having a depressive episode in the corner of the room. “I’m j-just a yucky otaku… MC won’t stay for me…” he said as his lip quivered. 

“Levi, I’m staying, don’t worry.” You whispered, patting him on the back.

“Oh, you mean this is just like the plot twist in God Asked Me To Come Over But I Said No And Now I Have To Explain To My Mother I Have Seven Demon Boyfriends??” Levi began babbling on about the anime.

Satan thought going to the Celestial Realm would have been a great opportunity had it not included never seeing him again. He was sure Michael just wanted to knock your power down a peg but there was a moment where he wasn’t sure if you saw through it like him. He was prepared to talk you out of it, of course, but he was very comforted to know that he and his brothers were important enough to you to decline the offer. 

“Oh my GOSH, MC, don’t scare me like that!” Asmo draped himself over you. “It’s bad for my complexion to get worried, you know!” He nuzzled into you, feeling a need to be as close with you as possible even though you’d be around for a long time. His heart broke when you didn’t answer right away but when you ripped up that letter you were almost ten times more attractive than before.

Beel smiled. He was a little nervous you might go to the Celestial Realm, they have a lot of great food up there and if you were living with Simeon and Luke you would get to eat their cooking all the time. He wouldn’t blame you if you went, although, it would have made him very sad to never see you again. But he felt so warm and happy that you wanted to stay with him and his brothers- you’re family too, after all.

Belphie was ready to tear up that letter himself if you had considered the option for any longer. As the youngest, he almost always gets what he wants and he was not going to allow you to leave him like that. Not for the Celestial Realm. He will probably say something sweet to you later when no one else is around but for now, he’s going to take a nap. That drained a lot of his energy.

Just something I think people that write for ATSV should watch