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Class 1-A with s/o who has a pet chicken

Summary: You have a pet chicken named Mr. Click.

Warnings: None, fluff all the way! Maybe a little crack-

Notes: Living my daydream of having a pet chicken.

Don’t play a drinking game every time you see the word Mr. Click. You will die.

Yuga Aoyama:

Is a bit surprised. I mean, you have a pet chicken. It isn’t really a normal household pet.

But he sees that you really love Mr. Click. So In turn, he’ll love him too.

Mr. Click likes him a lot. Aoyama sparkles a ton, and Mr. Click likes shiny things.

Aoyama and Mr. Click get along really well! Sometimes you leave Mr. Click in his care and he has fun.

Mina Ashido:

When you told her you had a pet chicken she wanted to see them ASAP.

She was super exited to meet Mr. Click and practically swooned once she has met him.

Now you both are chicken parents and she loves every bit of it.

Likes to takes selfie’s with Mr. Click and show the backusquad. And now everyone (yes even Bakugo) wants to meet Mr. Click.

Tsuyu Asui:

Thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. And now she often visits you just to see Mr. Click.

Likes to pet his feathers and takes a ton of pictures to show her siblings.

Her siblings wanted to see Mr. Click so one time you brought him over to her house.

Now her siblings want updates on Mr. Click when Asui comes home from dates with you.

Tenya iida:

A bit surprised that you have a chicken as a pet but doesn’t mind it.

Makes sure you are treating him well, he trusts you, but now he feels like Mr. Click is also his pet too.

Likes to help you clean out his chicken coop from time to time and it’s a bonding moment between you both.

Mr. Click often likes to chase him however, so sometimes he has to run away or Mr. Click will peck his shoes into ruin.

Ochaco Uraraka:

Another one who wants to see Mr. Click ASAP. Like, a chicken as a pet? So cool!

Mr. Click likes her round cheeks, and often sometimes gently pecks at them.

One time she made Mr. Click float by accident and got super terrified.

But it seemed Mr. Click enjoyed himself, acting like he was trying to fly.

Mashirao Ojiro:

He met Mr. Click when he was over for a date. He saw a small dog bed and assumed you had a tiny cat or dog.

Was not expected a chicken to strut his way into the living room and plop right into the bed.

He asked you about it and you told him Mr. Click was your pet chicken. He thought you were joking at first.

But no, you were serious. He didn’t mind. He just wished Mr. Click wouldn’t peck at his tail every time he comes over.

Denki Kaminari:

He made a joke about fried chicken when he first met Mr. Click and quickly noted that you didn’t like those jokes.

Mr. Click was like your son to you, and therefore, you would not like those kind of jokes.

But Denki actually got along really good with Mr. Click. He really liked Denki’s bright yellow hair.

That and Mr. Click really enjoyed laying on top of Denki when he would pass out on your couch from time to time.

Eijiro Kirishima:

Thinks it’s super cool to have a pet chicken! The moment you tell him he’s already exited to visit your house.

Once he finally meets Mr. Click he is picking him up and holding him like a hamburger. Laughing at his cute little legs.

Totally likes it when Mr. Click follows you around, and Kirishima normally follows him so now you have Mr. Click and your boyfriend following you like lost chicks.

When you groom his feathers Kirishima always wants to help, just so he can get closer to Mr. Click.

Koji Koda:

When he finds out you have a pet chicken, he really wants to meet Mr. Click. Telling you he would love to talk to him.

He’s fallen even more in love with you once he gets to talk to Mr. Click. He can tell that you take really good care of him.

Times over at your house are often spent watching shows or movies when Mr. Click between you both.

You fully trust Koda to watch Mr. Click. So when you go on visits, you leave Mr. Click in his care.

Rikido Sato:

Honestly? Adorable. Loves it. He first found out about Mr. Click when he went over to your house for the first time.

Mr. Click was just chilling near the front window sun bathing and Sato asked about him. And that’s when you told him about your chicken.

He often comes over and Mr. Click likes to flap his wings at him in means to protect you since he is really tall.

But Mr. Click has gotten used to him. And now Sato sometimes comes over with special made treats just for him.

Mezo Shoji:

Was a bit surprised by your pet choice. But he doesn’t really judge, he clearly sees how much you care for Mr. Click.

He often holds him in his arms and Mr. Click seems to enjoy falling asleep in his embrace.

But Mr. Click is sometimes an asshole and he likes to peck at Shoji’s mask and tug at it with his beak.

Mr. Click has learned the hard way by punishment in means of no extra snacks for two days.

Kyoka Jiro:

Odd choice of pet. But she isn’t the one to judge either. Actually likes Mr. Click because he isn’t cuddly like most cats or dogs.

Sometimes Jiro heads to your place to practice some guitar since you enjoy listening to her music and Mr. Click likes the sounds.

Mr. Click often screams to try and sing with Jiro from time to time and as much as you think it’s cute. It’s rather annoying.

But often times you two listen to music together while Mr. Click tests between you two, getting light pats from time to time.

Hanta Sero:

Thought you were joking with him at first, didn’t actually believe you had a pet chicken. But got a nice surprise when Mr. Click greeted him at the door.

“Oh. So you weren’t joking.” Sero watched as Mr. Click trots back over to you, who was in the kitchen making some snacks for you both.

Actually got along really well with Mr. Click. And took a ton of pictures of him posing next to him.

Now every time he comes over he likes to pick up Mr. Click and just carry him around. And Mr. Click doesn’t mind this at all.

Fumikage Tokoyami:

Bold of you to assume he wouldn’t make amazing friends with Mr. Click the moment he sees him.

They are great buddies. Mostly because Mr. Click loves to follow him like a chick to his mother.

Dark shadow also loves to just- gently hold the chicken like hamburger.

So all in all. Tokoyami and Mr. Click get along really well. Although, sometimes you think Mr. Click is starting to favor Tokoyami more.

Shoto Todoroki:

Honestly? This Boy is confused. You have a pet chicken. That isn’t a normal house pet so it’s weird the first few times he comes over.

But then he gets used to Mr. Click. And he doesn’t mind him at all. He likes watching Mr. Click just do his thing.

If Mr. Click ever needs anything new, from feed to a new pen. He will pay for anything he needs.

One time Shoto fell asleep on your couch and Mr. Click almost suffocated him with his feathers. Now Shoto silently thinks Mr. Click is trying to end him.

Toru Hagakure:

You showed her pictures of Mr. Click and she was super exited to meet him. Once she finally met him she took a ton of pictures of him.

She likes to buy those little arm things for chickens and she put it on him and she thought it was the greatest thing.

She also loves to pick up Mr. Click or just watch him do his thing. Likes to watch him bawk at her too.

She also considered herself a chicken mom too and now she calls him her son.

Katsuki Bakugo:

Thought it was the weirdest shit ever. Why would you have a pet chicken over a dog? Is just really confused by the pet choice.

But he isn’t going to judge his s/o over that. He just rolls with it. And actually likes Mr. Clicks aggressive attitude. Sometimes.

Other times when Mr. Click is overprotective of you he likes to peck at Bakugo’s feet when he visits and He hates it.

But when they do get along, Mr. Click is normally found sitting on his shoulder as Bakugo helps you cook.

Izuku Midoriya:

The second he finds out about Mr. Click he’s dedicating at least three pages in his notebook for him and him alone.

Sometimes when he comes over for dates, he likes to just watch and observe Mr. Click doing random things.

If you ask him about it he’ll go on a rant about Mr. Click’s behavior and what not. Honestly it’s really cute.

Mr. Click likes to show affection by giving tiny things like buttons. So once Midoriya was given a tiny blue button he cherished it and taped it to his notebook.

Minoru Mineta:

(This Boy needs some love too). Mineta was just weirded out by Mr. Click. He didn’t really care, he just didn’t like the way Mr. Click stared at him.

Likes to play with Mr. Click sometimes by showing him shiny objects. But if the teasing gets too far you scold him.

Sometimes just for jokes Mineta likes to take a ball off his head and give it to Mr. Click. Who then proceeds to bring it to you.

Sometimes you made jokes about Mineta’s height with Mr. Click and he finds it amusing sometimes and indulges your joking a little.

Momo Yaoyorozu:

Another person who is a bit caught off guard at the pet choice. But she doesn’t judge you in the slightest, she knows you love Mr. Click.

When she comes over, she likes to bring Mr. Click tiny objects that she think he would enjoy like little gems or just plain buttons.

Mr. Click has a dedicated pile of all the things he collects and receives, so when Momo gives him something he runs off to add it to his collection.

When you have Tea time with Momo. Mr. Click often wants to join. So Momo fills his tea cup with water and lets him enjoy being with you both.

Heyyy so I have a itty bitty request for you if you don't mind! I was wondering if you could write something for a reader who's getting courted by the monkeys but just so happens to be MK's mom? 👀🕶️🤏

I absolutely love the way you write them and hope to see you around more often!

-💗

A/N: certainly, thank you for the kind words! I kinda got carried away with the length (also sorry I took so long)

Characters: Sun Wukong, Macaque, MK + female!Reader

Wukong

You didn't get along at first

You really didn't like this whole putting the world on the shoulders of your kid

however, after careful consideration, lots of stern talks with the great sage and puppy dog eyes (from both MK and his mentor) you decided to let MK keep training under the Monkey King

Your conversations with Wukong revolved around MK's progress and safety for a while

until one day it developed into more, such as his adventures from back in the day, where you worked, what happened between you and MK's dad, etc

as you got to know each other more and more, soon budding feelings began to rear their heads

When he realized this Wukong had conflicting feelings, to say the least

on one hand, you're a very nice person (not to mention attractive) and a perfect mom to MK

on the other hand, he's been alone for centuries, and he's a bit rusty

cue emotionally repressed monkey panic

after he's done having his moment, he pulls himself together and decides that he's gonna do this right.

So! he starts asking MK about you a whole lot more often

things like what sort of flowers you like, your favorite fruit your favorite color, if you talk about him at all

he thinks he's being subtle

he's not

thankfully, MK can be a bit oblivious

it only takes seeing the great sage in your kitchen one evening, looking at you a lovesick look while you laugh at something he said for MK to finally piece it together

MK.exe has stopped working

he feels weird about it at first but ultimately gives his approval to Wukong and becomes his wingman

Sometimes a family is you, your turned superhuman son, and your thousands of years old celestial monkey husband

Macaque

(before I begin, I simply have to mention that this reminds me of that one TikTok audio "come here you little jerk taste the back of my palm /but you ain't my daddy/ Nah but I'm doing yo mom")

this start is a 100 times rockier than Wukong's

You really don't like him for actively harming your son both mentally and physically

he's not very keen on you either, your mere presence alone makes it harder for him to manipulate MK

After the LBD incident, he tries to make up with you, for MK's sake

you're very hesitant, that is he apologizes for what he's done with the most genuine look you've ever seen on him.

reluctantly you give him a chance and find that he's actually a decent guy when he's not trying to kill your loved ones

you find his humor and sarcasm charming, and love it when he tells you stories with shadow puppets

he starts hanging around more often under the pretext that he's only doing it to please MK, but we all know that's not the only reason

he realized he had feelings for you when he was telling you a story and he glanced at you for a second only to see you with your attention focused solely on him with a soft smile on your pretty face

his heart skipped a beat and words got stuck in his throat

he quickly excused himself and teleported away, leaving you very confused

he rethinks his entire existence (aka emotionally repressed monkey panic 2, now with more edge!)

mentally adds up the pros and cons of getting attached™

you've been good to him thus far and he really likes MK so

congrats now you have a clingy emo monkey after you

he becomes way more physical and teases you way more often

has to hold back purrs and restrain himself from positively combusting when you return his affections

he may be smooth when he dishes them out but he can't handle being on the receiving end of things

MK doesn't catch on until he wins you over, and he finds out in the worst way possible

walking in on you two being affectionate with one another

he's a bit mentally scarred but he'll be fine, eventually

way more hesitant than he'd be with Wukong, but he comes around after you talk to him and he sees how happy Macaque makes you

he does tell the shadow demon that if he hurts you he better watch his back though

Macaque says he'd never dream to, but he gets the idea

Overall? all three of you can get used to this new family dynamic you've got going for yourselves

Lego I'm begging you, I could make you millions ....

You See, I’m not Really From Here..

Request: reader falls into the DC universe and runs into the yan batboys +Bruce (separate). Reader tries to avoid being found but fails. Later on, reader and them fall in love and is about to get married. Reader finds out about there tendencies and made manages to escape back to the real world. Unknown to then she was carrying their child. 5years later they return to bring them back to the DC universe.

Ok so I’m going to put a small little story that would lead you up to meeting them and so a on. Anyways here you go!

(Yan batboys+Bruce (separate) x reader)

You had no idea what was happening. All you knew was that you came home form work or school (if so college) and just wanted to get some rest. And just as you planned on laying down you found yourself… Falling. How you didn’t know but like any other person would. You started to scream.

And then there was this opening looking down you saw as if you had teleported? To some place but screamed more as you that the ground was coming closer. Just as you thought your life was going to end you felt someone latch onto you and then being placed done on solid grounds.

Peaking, you looked and saw that you didn’t fall to your death, horray! But now the next thing to worry about… Where were you?

“What were you trying to do, kill yourself? You’re lucky that I was around and egrabbed you before you fell. ”

Hearing an unknown voice, you spun yourself around and saw… What the-

“Uh… What’s going on here? This is a joke, right? If it is, it’s not funny.” you questioned the unknown somewhat familiar figure in front of you.

“What? -”

“And what’s with the whole costume thing. You trying to cosplay as ______ ( vigilante name) or something? Cause let me tell you, it looks really cool. ”

“Ma'am what are you talking about-”

“Oh come on you know! _____ real name ____? ”

After saying their name, they through you on to the ground a hand covering your mouth. “HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME! ” They growled looking around to see if this was some sort of trap.

“Get-get off me! ” swiping your hand at them, your hand glew a blue color and they flew back. Shocked you looked at you hand scared and confused and looked back towards the masked male. Seeing them groaning you panicked and took off. Hearing their shouts you just kept running. What was going on?

That was weeks ago. You found out that you somehow managed to get teleported into the DC universe and into Gotham City. Finding out you had a full on panic mode. Mostly having no idea how to return home or what you were going to do now. But luckily you had somehow managed to get a job (and got into a college in Gotham for the two younger ones) and found a place. You did a lot of research over your free time trying to find away to get back and what you were going to do with this new power you gained as well.

But one thing that’s stood in your head was

‘Holy shit- I really just meet ____! ’

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