“Hold this, I’ll bring him back “
Hear me out-
Monkey king but gender swapped lesbian
I am several steps ahead of you! Gender swapping is really silly to me, buuut whatever people like it. I haven’t drawn them in a while, y’all can give me doodle suggestions with them
I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~
I live for The Great Seven™ gossiping about NRC x MC like teenagers and having their own ship wars with each other
Queen of Hearts: *to the King of Hearts* Riddle and MC are so cute together. They must invite me to their wedding.
Jafar: Their wedding?! I assure you that nothing of the sort will happen. Why only yesterday, MC had praised Jamil on his progress in sorcery. They're only one carpet ride away from their inevitable romance.
Hades: Jaffy, babe, have you not seem how close MC is with my man, Idia. Sure he never gets out but Ortho sees them as a big sibling and they always spend time together in his bedroom. *mutters* Now all he needs are a few pomegranate seeds and-
Scar: Leona's scent is all over them. No one else has a chance against a lion.
Ursula: You should've seen how enchanted MC was when they went swimming with Azul in his merform. You lot underestimate the power of body language tentacles and a well written contract.
Evil Queen: None of those boys are even remotely worthy of breathing the same air as MC. Why would they settle for a ghastly fixer-upper when they can have the most beautiful man of all. Vil is a much better match.
Mistress of All Evil/World's Best Grandma: I'll have you fools know that my grandson has been courting MC since the day they met. Don't worry Queen of Hearts, I'll make sure to give everyone an invite to their wedding. Now where did Lilia keep those marriage papers?
They all have bets placed and are actively sabotaging the others
Queen of hearts sets a picnic? Maleficent ruins it with thunder
Scar sets up Leon with a walk? Dowshed by Hades
A deal with the sea witch? Haha good luck with jafar rooting for jamil
I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.
Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.
Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about
god she is always serving cunt.
I work at a movie theater.
And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,
the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,
to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op
touches something so deep in me
I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.
*after the giant rooster vs scorpion demoness fight*
Reader, trying very hard not to laugh: You....you could say...she got...
Wukong:
Tripitaka:
The other pilgrims:
Reader: She got...cockblocked
Wukong:....
Wukong: Marry me
Warnings: Fem Reader, not SFW themes, unhealthy relationships, yandere themes, past dubcon, alcohol mention, dark humor, Scaramouche being himself, it’s mentioned in passing that darling stabbed some poor sod while 🏃♀️🏃♀️-ing away.
In which darling is intimate with the genshin boys, only to be in for a rude awakening the next morning.
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