The cute anon ask about rengoku gave me the idea of malleus with a s/o like mitsuri! Everyone thinks he's so scary and then they just see a pretty women with pink hair running towards malleus to talk to him about his day maybe even picking him up and spinning him around cause mitsuris so physically strong! Sorry for rambling I just thought this was cute <3
This was so cute... my heart hurts
@woodrouforest
First off, Malleus is in love with you. It’s a lot like the stories where the dragon falls in love with the beautiful princess. You are the first person who isn’t scared of him, and probably one of the first women (besides his grandmother) that he’s talked to. Of course he’s in love with you.
You both are polar opposites. Malleus is intimidating and his retainers don’t help, but you are the person everyone knows and loves. You are the type who would give someone your lunch because they tripped and fell and spilled their food everywhere.
You are a friend to everyone you come across, and Malleus’ intimidating aura was not enough to make you scared. Hell, you fought demons for a living, nothing scares you anymore.
In the eyes of everyone, you are beautiful. You are truly like a Disney princess. So imagine everyone’s surprise when you walk up to him with a smile full of joy and ask him about his day and pick him up and spin him around because of how strong you are.
Malleus is also surprised. No one has ever been able to pick him up before, but he’s not against it. You both are nearly equal in strength, and he is glad that there is no power difference between you.
You are glad that he meets your ‘perfect husband’ criteria. He is one of the top 5 most powerful mages, and in your book that exceeds your requirements. Plus, he treats you well. Malleus treats you like his queen, you have him wrapped around your fingers.
Lilia loves you both together. Malleus will go on and on about you, and Lilia is there to lend an ear. He gladly listens to his ‘son’ and his lovesick rants. Sebek can’t say he dislikes you: you are kind to him as well. Silver also enjoys being able to nap on your lap.
However, your dragon prince gets jealous whenever your attention is off of him. Or when you spend time with someone else. Your attention should only be reserved for him, dang it! >:(
As for your abilities as a Hashira, Malleus is impressed. You aren’t a damsel in distress: you are the one rescuing the damsel. You are a very talented swordswoman and you have superhuman ‘powers’. He will gladly let you train at the dorm, and will even spar against you.
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Gwen, about Miles: "we’re getting someone new in the group."
Hobie: "Are we stealing them?"
Pavitr: "New or used?"
Gwen: "Wonderful responses, both of you."
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She is rather insecure about her hair, and Macaque tries to make her feel better.
He mostly just hides his white hair to because it's better for fighting, since his main power's source are shadows and black hair make it easier to blend in with them. The real deal is the scar for obvious reasons.
She uses black hair dye because try to imagine being possessed by an evil demon who's trying to destroy the entire world, making you lose months of your life, so that your face is forever the same as said demon AS A KID. And also now you have a different hair color because of it.
Again, english is not my first language so I'm sorry for any grammar mistake.