Gwen, about Miles: "weâre getting someone new in the group."
Hobie: "Are we stealing them?"
Pavitr: "New or used?"
Gwen: "Wonderful responses, both of you."
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Hi! I've recently been binging your lmk works & *chef's kiss* they're the best đ I was wondering if we could get some hc's about Mk, Wukong, Macaque, & Red son (separately) reacting to a reader accidentally saying "Everyday that man hasn't bred me & made me his pocket Milf is a day I sufferđ§đ»ââïžđ" out loud after seeing them do something paternal / or a mundane display of strength? Reader doesn't even realize they said it out loud until someone points it out to them & they become embarrassed. 'Not safe for Tumblr' if you could! Have a wonderful day!đ
Warning, the lowing content is for an 18+ audience, if you are under the age of 18 do not read below. The character(s) depicted within this post are over the age of 20.
Wukong moving around some pillars around his cave while shirtless
"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."
Wukong stopped upon hearing your words and turned around with a raised eyebrow
That's when you knew you said your inner thought out loud
"Listen sunshine I-"
"I can always change that, Peaches. I can change that right now, if you want me to."
Will breed you for hours.
Macaque is just cleaning dishes and you watch him from the couch.
"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."
Macaque starting to cough on his own saliva from the shock of what you just said
Macaque turned to you as you stared at him with a concerned face
"Repeat that." He commanded.
You blushed and quickly rushed to the bedroom
He grabbed you by the wait and held you tightly close to his body and commanding you to tell him
MK is training with his indoor gym and you are just watching.
"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."
MK blushed but doesn't address it, letting you think you didn't say anything
Though next time you two have sex, he asks if you want him to use a condom and if so, he will make sure he cum large loads into you
He will make comments about how he will pump you with a lot of cum
When you finally ask him why he has changed his tune, he confesses to you what he heard you confess
You tell him he doesn't have to force himself to want to have kids with you just because of a fantasy you have
This man is just fixing his car that was Mei trashed, all sweaty and with big tools and without his jacket
"Every day that man hasn't bred me and make me his milf, I suffer."
Hits his head before rolling out from under the car
"What did you just say?!"
"I didn't say anything."
"I fucking heard you say milf! I'll make you one when I'm ready to!"
And he just goes back to work
Anyway adults saying âI donât know isnât an answerâ is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.
JJK Reverse Harem x chubby/fat reader
No. of words - (6,510)
Characters : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Choso Kamo, Ryomen Sukuna
You can choose the reader to be 21+,25+, 30+ (really, itâs your choice)
Other characters are 25+
(Well, Sukuna and Choso are more than 1000+ and 150+ years old obviously)
Read the warnings before you click âread moreâ
CW : chubby/fat AFAB reader, they/them pronouns,fluff and not sfw, horny thoughts(wet dreams and fantasies), hurt/comfort, the harem being lil perverts, ooc Sukuna, occasionally(wellâŠykwim), mentions of feeding (not fetish or a kink, just affectionate gesture), oblivious! Reader, physical violence (not towards the reader), implied male masturbation, genitalia mention, the harem is fucking whipped for chubby reader, occasional bouts of public fatphobia, slight internalized fatphobia (if you squint), reader wears dresses/pants/skirts/thigh-highs etc, reader gets drunk, accidental striptease from reader, not beta read because why the fuck not, kinda rushed towards the end, AU because I said so and I wanna see them smile and be happy :â)
OK, as expected letâs just get into how all of these mfs became whipped for a chubby cutie like you
Disclaimer : all of them crave for your attention
Yeah, some people hide it better.
What am I talking about??? Some??
You know whoâs hiding it better, the one who claims he doesnât play favourites but yet always takes you to bookstores, restaurants, maybe an outing at yours or his favourite cafe with each of your desired items in front of you
Or one of the few people who he tolerates, well more like enjoys, because your presence is so pleasing and he turns so mushy wushy for you
The one who adores your warmth and softness against the coldness and roughness that the world possessed
Who loves to hold your chubby hand when you initiate the gesture, the only hint of him liking your affections being a brief dusting of pink across his sharp cheekbones
You already got the person, I know
Yep, exactly, itâs Nanami Kento
The stoic faced ex-businessman-turned-jujutsu sorcerer who absolutely adores the way your pretty eyes squeeze shut because whenever you smile, your chubby cheeks poof up making him want to absolutely cup your round face and kiss your breath away
But he wonât tho, because he knows he has competition :(
But he really really really really wants to make you his :(
His plump cutie who kisses him everytime he returns home from draining missions and let him ask to be smothered between your thick thighs
Or fuck, just sit on his sculpted face and let him pamper your supple body with his tongue fucking into your tight hole
Kento drowning in your essence and suffocating between your thighs is his go-to way to reach his climax when he has R-rated thoughts about you
He needs you so fucking bad itâs not even funny
Now, Gojo Satoru
Yeah, heâs a whore
But only for you :(
He absolutely digs it whenever a sliver of your skin is exposed
Your skirt rode up and now your doughy thighs are showing with cellulite just etched onto it??? He wanna grab and chomp
Your shirt rode up exposing your belly and stretch marks?? He wanna lick the rivulets on your skin and make your chubby self squirm until you beg that you want his sharp tongue somewhere else (your pussy)
Your shirt comes down a bit, exposing your bra-clad chest due to it being weighed down by water because it suddenly rained and you ran outside to frolic in it?? Suffocate his sculpted face between them, pls, he doesnât wanna breathe :(
Getou Suguru, my artistic mans
Now I headcanon that Getou knows how to draw and sketch, so he spends a lot of time sketching your plump frame :(
Of course, he will never show you his sketchbook with only your pictures in it
But Gojo found it tho lmaoooo
The blue-eyed sorcerer relentlessly teased him for it too
Getou just huffed and took it away from his hands because well, it was you, wasnât it?
He could never wanna tarnish you, not in pictures or face to face
You were his beloved muse, unbeknownst to you
Your enchanting smile, the way your clothes billow all over or stick to all your plush goodness
The way your chubby cheeks go smush when you rest them on your palm
The way your cute round toes wiggle when you place them on his lap
The way your supple calves jiggle when you walk (fucker walks right behind you, same as Gojo)
The way you hug his tall frame from behind (and Getou revelling in your softness) before he tickles the soft palms of your hands making you adorably squeal and run away
The way he wants to leave marks from his teeth and hands all over the expanse of your lush body
The way he fantasizes about it in the late nights while he languidly strokes his aching cock muffling his moans onto a pillow
Yeah, bby, heâs hooked into you
Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses
Yeah, heâs an ass towards you at first
Well, not mocking or making fun of your weight per say, more like telling you how he can handle you with just one hand thank you very much
You, in your good sense of humour, rarely pay any attention to the curse and the said curse was becoming desperate at this point lmaooo
Sukuna : If you are feeling scared to sit on me because you are worried about being heavy, honestly that's a joke in itself, heh! Well, just know that I can sit your ample form on my shoulders and run at an incredible speed. Or you know đđ
You, who is tryna drink water in peace and having no time for his BS : Shut up Sukuna, I will just sit on top of you!
Sukuna, very amused : Is that a promise, my lil chubby bunny?
Cue you, walking away from him fed up with his swag and shit while he stares at how your wide hips sway from side to side, tantalizing him
Sukuna is a jerk (affectionate), nonetheless.
Always grabbing you by the scruff of your neck with his big palms (like a mama leopard picking their cubs UWU) and admiring the squeak that comes out of your cute mouth while he pulls you closer to his smirking face
Thirsty ass boi ><
This mf is so sneaky, you never hear him coming up behind you
He literally pulls you towards him by wrapping his strong arms around your plush middle
He enjoys the way your softness trembles against his rock hard body
He really wants to see you squirm and whimper and just fucking moan under his touch when he pinches and squeezes every ounce of fat on your body
He doesnât go that far, but settles for when he squishes your round cheeks making you pucker your lush lips at him, twinkling eyes staring up at his imposing figure
He is obsessed with watching your thick thighs jiggle whenever you wear shorts in his vicinity. Fucker bites his lips so hard. Looks like the fuckboi emoji if you catch him staring at you
Man has no shame at all lmaoooo
Especially when he indulges in his fantasies of him just eating you out from behind, suffocated by your ass and pillowy thighs and chubby mound that he ends up cumming on himself most nightsâŠâŠwell, who am I kidding, itâs every night
Now Choso <3
Heâs a lovely lovely man, ugh :(
So fond of you, always has a sprinkle of blush on his cheeks whenever you are in his vicinity
He adores your smiles, the way you slip your round hands into his calloused ones
The way you hold his face in your soft palms and caress his cheeks
The way you laugh around him, the way he observes how your supple body jiggles when you express your joy whether it was from a silly video on your phone, a book, seeing Gojo mess with Nanami and caresses your rounded sides making you settle back into the black haired manâs body (Nanami will pretend to be annoyed but then look over the newspaper just for him to melt when he sees you absolutely enjoying yourself, ugh :( heâs so whipped)
Or even if you fall asleep on Choso, he will maneuver your round frame in a way that you now lie on his chest
Heâs so calmed down by your breathing
Fuck, you are so somft, and Choso just melts from the closeness that you naturally allowed in your own way
He is caressing the rolls over your clothes and relishes the warmth emanating from your plush body
You would feel much more ravishing when he turns you into a boneless pile of goo from how many times he made you cum
And I OOP-
0 to 100 real quick, Choso <3
Thank God, he has a blood manipulation technique so he is able to stave off his erection. For now
He will satiate his dirty thoughts about you riding him and kissing him tenderly before he takes control and proceeds to ravage you until you cry when heâs alone
He wants to spurt his cum over your belly and thick thighs
To make you cum until you are craving for him with your soul
To paint your chest with his capitulation, watching it roll down between the crevices of your body
He feels so guilty when he thinks about you like that, but as long as you donât know about it, itâs fine, right?
You are one oblivious chubby bunny, oh my goodness
These fine-ass men are fighting tooth and nail for your attention and affection
You just chalk up their affection to their job because they are involved in a risky profession so they want to make use of their time with you
Living their best life as much as they can
They couldn't possibly be attracted to you, right?
WRONG
They are dead-set to have you in their lives, whether they emerge a winner or not, they want you to be in their life so bad
Bunny, they would pay you to get involved in every crevice of their lives
But of course, you donât know shit about their competition so you just continue hanging out with them, as usual
Well, having one of them with you when hanging out is itself a guard dog situation. They will absolutely subtly glare at anyone who dared to approach you and ask for your number
Well, they canât exactly blame the people either. You are just existing looking all soft and cute, with bountiful curves for days, turning interested heads wherever you go and they do nothing but silently fume T_T
But on the off chance, some dickhead or asshole dares to fat-shame you or give you weird looks because you happen to be eating or look at your phone or because of your attire (frankly why are people so concerned about what fat people wear, jeez!)
Or just walk up to you when you are coming out of the restroom
Well, often times you ignore and walk right past them to make way to your company and drag them away with you despite your companion telling you that they can kick the jerkâs ass
Lord, if someone makes you cry in public because of the sharp-edged brutalized insultsâŠâŠ.rip to that person, you might as well order their coffin
Whether itâs a single person, like letâs just go with a one or two sentence elaboration
Nanami Kento - is READY TO FIGHT. He would squeeze the bastardâs shoulder and make them kneel on the ground in front of you and demand that they apologize to you. Nobody, and I mean, nobody makes his angel feel bad about themselves, especially for something such as physical appearance. He gives a final warning before pulling him up and pushing him out of your view. Gives you a hug and rubs your rounded shoulders to calm you down. Even presses his forehead against yours before placing a kiss there to make you smile.
Gojo Satoru - is MENACING. The moment he sees the incident he is already behind you giving the most scariest glare to the fucking bastard who dared to hurt the strongest sorcererâs sweet lil mochi. Immediately grabs the attackerâs collar and threatens to apologize to his friend (love of his life, but letâs move on). The one who insulted you is trembling about to pee himself from how tight Gojoâs grip was. Gojo was this close to blasting their head off into the orbit before he heard a slew of apologies from the jerkâs mouth. Pushing him away, he grabbed you and glared at the dickhead one more time before he left with you. Places your head against his chest and rubs your back slowly and softly to subdue your cries.
Getou Suguru - is CALM but MENACING. His smile sends tremors through the bastardâs soul and before they even realize they are on the ground, their shoulders feeling heavy, their eyes watering. Getou calmly demands that they apologise lest he makes them suffer for even breathing with ill intentions towards you. Wonât stop until you hold his arms with your round hands and tells him to let go. Getou does let go but only after 30 seconds more all the while wiping your tears away with his slender fingers and kissing your chubby cheeks.
Ryomen Sukuna - yeah, that guyâs dead. No but seriously, the guy wouldnât know what hit him before heâs flying into a wall. Before any more damage can be done, you are dragging Sukuna away from the scene. He wanted to go back and give a piece of his mind again but then he hears sniffles from his chubby bunny :( He abruptly stops walking, making you squeak and tumble back towards his strong body. Wrapping his arms around your waist, he mumbles into your neck that whatever that asshole said wasnât true and that you are beyond his wildest definitions of an angel. Wipes your tears away and cups your chubby cheeks before nuzzling his nose against yours
Choso Kamo - Bruv, this man sees RED and proceeds to make him faint by manipulating his blood.He spikes the blood in his body and slightly drains the blood from his cranial area. Your chubby self is literally standing there shocked while the one who insulted you is lying on the ground. Choso just calmly walks towards you and holds his hand towards you, prompting you to step over the man. He would try to calm your tears down by rubbing your neck and kissing your forehead. He would start kissing your pudgy fingers and attempt to make you giggle by blowing on them. When you finally do giggle, he reminds you that as long as you let him, he would always be your knight in shining armour.
If itâs all of themâŠâŠ.yeahâŠ..they gone bruh. You got this whole squad of bodyguards who are ready to just lie down on the ground just so you would step on them.
The moment anybody tries to cross with you, broâŠ.yeah, they better run.
You got five pairs of eyes looking at the asswipe like they are about to turn him into ashes from their stare
Five very tall and strong men, ready to destroy and burn the world if it means that you are safe and happy, looking at this ratboi daring him, taunting him to say anything that would ruin your mood
The person scuttles away before even telling you anything
You are just perplexed on what just happened (bby just turn back, you will know the reason)
Back to fluff (and naughty bits)
As I have said before, Ryomen Sukuna is a menace.
You would be just chilling on the couch when the King of Curses plops down right beside you and stares at you
You are used to this behaviour so you pay him no attention and continues doing what you were doing whether that be looking through your phone, watching a movie or reading a book
He wants your attention, so what does he do, he picks your supple calves from the ground and places it on his lap
You just raise your eyebrow at him while he smiles and runs his nails on the sensitive skin making you shudder softly
Taking note of this, he will pull you closer and closer until he just lifts you and puts you on his lap
From then, he will knead your belly, your bulged out hips, your doughy thighs and even your plump arms
You will just sigh in glee and settle into him even more comfortably
Well, from what you have heard, Sukuna used to be a human before becoming the King of Curses
Maybe he was just craving what he may have lost on, to get a sense of familiarity maybe?
Yeah, that was it.
You were wrong.
Okay, well not completely wrong. But well, he wanted to know what parts on your round body made you squirm with delight
So he began poking and gently slapping your generous parts to watch them jiggle
Yeah man, heâs entranced by your jiggle. Not in a weird way, but justâŠ.he loved seeing how your fat bubbles between his fingers and well, he wished you were jiggling while you were underneath or above him as well. Oh yeah, he would be down for that.
Shit, nope, he canât get hard now
Well, taking note of the soft pats and hits against your softness, you asked him what he was doing to which he just told you to mind your own business and blushed 50 different shades of red
You just giggled and laid against his chest before falling asleep shortly after
Nanami is the type to want you to sit on the counter while he makes food
Ever since you came into his life, he got the idea that peace is not necessarily only enjoying time alone but it can also be enjoying and cherishing time with people they love and care about as well
Well, in your case, you were pretty oblivious to his, well (not just his, you got a harem bby, did you forget?) affections towards you, he did take full advantage of it, in his own Nanami way
Cooking!! Bro, thatâs his extension of his love for you
So, while you sit on the counter sneakily eating the tomatoes or cucumbers or carrots
Even a bit of the dessert or, knowing Nanami, desserts
Nanami knows but he still lets you get away with it because itâs you :(
If Gojo entered the kitchen Nanami tells him to go away lmaoo I am cryin-
Just straight up throws a spare apron towards the sorcerer and tells him to get out of the kitchen-
The scene makes you laugh making the tip of Nanamiâs ears turn red
Clearing his throat, he turned towards you only to see you putting a lil dollop of whipped cream that you scooped with your forefinger
GODDDDDDDDDDD
You with your chubby cheeks and soft belly pooching out of your shorts :(
Your thick thighs spread on the counter like cookie dough, tempting him to sink his teeth into them :(
You are licking your pudgy fingers????? You like his food that much????
Let him just marry you already
Nanami is literally about to drool onto his pristine kitchen floor before he catches himself and focuses on the dish
You try to sneak one more lick of whipped cream when Nanami has his back turned to you, looking at the oven where the crÚme brûlées were coming on nicely
But before you could put in your mouth, Nanami suddenly caught your plump arms and he steps in so close that your bodies touch
He presses his forehead against yours while your eyes are wide open at his actions
You arenât uncomfortable, this was just a side of Nanami that you hadnât seen before
So bold and flirtatious
Nanami could feel the quick breaths against his skin making him automatically think whether you would give the same intensity and frequency of breaths if he had his face pressed against your cunt
This close to you, Nanami was a vision
His blonde eyelashes fluttering against his sculpted cheekbones
His sharp nose nudging against yours
His body hard against the soft contours of your body
He looked much more bigger pressed up against you
Nanami could almost feel your delectable body just pressed up âŠ.ah-
He just pinches your chubby cheeks and leaves you flabbergasted on the counter
And yes, he does gladly feed you if you allowed him <3
Choso is a sweetheart <3
You had seen him when Yuuji introduced the man as his older brother
Your lush of expanse of skin had him hooked onto you
Your first meeting was a bit awkward because here was this man with space buns and a thin black line across his nose staring at you so intensely
He was looking at your cute belly in your crop top and thighs which were spilling out of your thigh highs
You were playing with your fingers and Choso just about melted on how round and soft they looked
He didnât break eye contact until you did
But the image of your rubenesque body never left his mind
Choso was reminded of the artworks that he had seen in Getouâs room. The ones with the ladies who were full-figured and naked, or covered with a cloth that covered parts of their alluring body being admired or fonded over
Fast forward a few months, Choso can be seen cuddling you or you falling asleep on him as I have mentioned before
He loves it when you play with his hair and put flowers in it
But he especially loves it when you run your fingers through his long locks and plait his hair or put any YouTube hair styling content to practice
So far, you had done princess plait, French plaĂźt, Fish plait, curled his hair (both with the rolls and with a curling iron), and sometimes even bridal styles too
He just sits on the floor between your thighs while you are seated on the couch letting you do whatever it is that you want to do with his hair
Choso just sits there contently trying to will down his thoughts of you caressing his scalp after he pleasures you and makes you tremble to the heavens as well
Horn Knee BOI uwu <3
Once again, he can hide his erection tho lmao
Getou Suguru mindlessly doodles on your soft arms sometimes :(
You donât complain tho because he draws the prettiest flowers on you
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon be damned, you are the most gorgeous and sweetest flower anyone could find in this world
Getou always relishes the smile that you give him when your skin is adorned with his artwork
Could be a rose with a dagger on your forearm, jasmines on your pudgy fingers, a moon and stars on the back of your hand or a kitty cat on your thighs
He loves to doodle on you because sometimes you get so sensitive dsbasdhfdsvh
He is so :(
UGH, heâs so into you it burns his brain sometimes
You are incredibly ticklish too, so sometimes he just slowly crawls his fingers towards your most ticklish parts to feel you jiggle from your laughter :(
You sound so cute :(
It often makes him daydream whether you are the same when naked too :(
Your rolls, your belly, your neck and your thighs are the prime targets of his tickling
He wonders whether you giggle if he presses and leaves nips all over your succulent body as well
Oh my God, that would be so fucking cute :( Stop, he canât even-
Another member of the team âPlay with my hair and I will be yours forever <3â
Let him lay on your lap and close his eyes while your fingers run through his hair
Babes, he is in heaven trust me <3
He literally presses his face against your warm belly, indulging in the feeling of your skin against his :(
Jeez, whipped much?
Gojo Satoru, another menace <3
Again, itâs all to grab your attention <3
Wants to pamper you and love you and smother you and kith you and bite you and-
He just daydreams about squeezing and biting all your squishy parts and loving you and doting over you, ugh âm sick :(
Whenever he hugs you he loves that there is so much to grab onto.
If you wear a crop top in front of him, rip to his braincells
He always notices that your belly jiggles at the slightest touch and movement, and your muffin top omggggg
Your love handles are so squishy :(
He could grab onto those while he places your plump form onto his face, couldnât he?
Make tears stream down your face but he may keep going until you are this close to passing out, with drool coming out of your pretty mouth
And smack that ass if he feels you lifting yourself up from his face because YOU thought that YOU would be too much for him to handle
He doesnât have those big hands for nothing, he is gonna fold you <3
And your stretch marks T_T please he just wants to trace and let him allow you to be content with the lines on your body
Satoru always grabs a handful of your fat whenever he cuddles with you ugh heâs so whipped for you, shut up
Heâs a such a menace when he steals your long sleeved shirts so you have to walk around in spaghetti strap tops giving him more than an eyeful at your chest
He ADORES making you laugh from his incessant behaviour towards Nanami. Itâs mutual between the three of you that itâs in good faith but the way your pretty eyes glimmer when you know that something mischievous is about to happen before shortly bursting into a loud laugh makes him laugh too
This bitch might as well record your laugh and hear it from time to time based on how much he adores nuzzling into you to make you giggle and squeal
Pinches your chubby cheeks :(
Even nibbles on them to annoy you :(
He even makes sure to buy you sweets and trinkets, well whatever reminds him of you, he is gonna buy it
I mean, he bought a LOT of hentai with people having really similar body shapes as you and yeah, thatâs been his fap material for a while
If Gojo found Getouâs sketchbook, Getou finds Gojoâs BBW porn collection lmaooo
They just stood in Gojoâs room pointing at each other like that one spiderman meme
Hanging out with all of them together? Yeah, bby their focus is on you
If you happened to wear a dress, with your belly pressing against the elastic the moment your attention is diverted or get up to get a drink, they need to subtly adjust their pants
Sukuna leans down to your ear and tickles your neck when you come back and others are just đ
Like, how dare Sukuna grab your attention???
But hereâs the thing tho, your dress is mid-length, short sleeved and your thighs are just out there hhhnnngggg
Thick jiggly juicy thighs
The way they take up a bit more space when they spread out
How squeezable they are, how soft and wonderful they are to stroke and grab at and leave marks on it and bite so deep into it
It makes them wanna sink their fingers into them
You really out here looking like the reincarnation of Venus and these poor souls are waiting to get one crumb of your attention pls-
They wanna worship you please! Notice them you oblivious chubby baby!
If these mfs had a secret twitter account, all of their taglines would be âTHICCCCC SUPREMACYâ
These mfs mostly fall asleep on you, claiming that it was fluffier than any bed that they lay on
Your muffin top tho!!!
Bby, lemme tell you, all of them are absolute menaces for your love handles
Like how aptly named, isnât it?
Perfect handfuls, so soft and so adorable
They are so damn cute that they will either sleep on them or squeeze them
Squeeze your love handles for world peace
Thatâs what goes through their mind lmao fuck it-
The way your wide hips have them hypnotised gooD LoRD
Nothing like a thick soft belly to match some thick soft hips
I mean, if your shirt rides up while you are napping on anyoneâs couch or even your own couch, thereâs a 500% or more chance that they wanna bury their faces in it
Dimples!!!!!!! Dimples on thighs!!!! Cellulite!!!
LET THEM BITE
On God, they wanna bite and leave marks bro-
So somft and plush, fuckkkkk
Wanna dig their fingers into them while you tremble and quiver from your cries
Just ruin them already hoover damn
Mfs wants to sink their lips into your belly!
Glide their tongues over the stretch marks, bite your belly hang
Grab onto all your squishy parts and go âheart eyes motherfuckerâ when they spill out of their hands too :(
They wanna press themselves against you, feel your fat around them, enveloping them PLS-
If they get a chance to cuddle you, they will TAKE it
Napping with someone as soft and doughy as you, cracking jokes with someone as sweet and compassionate as you, hearing your breathy giggles before your tiredness overtakes you while they watch how your eyes flutter close :(
Using your chest, belly, legs or whatever as pillows is so super comfortable T_T
They feel so safe and at home with you, I wanna cry
The belly grabbers (Sukuna, Gojo and Getou) always make you giggle because as I have said before, you are very sensitive and ticklish
You ask them to be a bit more sensitive but they pretend to not heed that and just nuzzle into your neck
They leave after softly pinching your thighs lmao
Nanami and Choso are out here gently poking your belly and your cheeks to make you smile
Naw, they are not making fun of your weight bby
THEY WOULD NEVER, NOBODY WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
They are just in awe and adoration at how squishy and warm it is
Whenever you cuddled, they kindly wrap their arms around your soft torso and caresses your belly until you fall asleep uwu
Soft belly, soft tiddies, soft thighs, soft ass and soft heart
Can they just have you as theirs already UGH PLS T_T
Your round face makes you look like a cherub and all your fat makes you look so youthful and innocent :(
Your chubby lil fingers feel like fucking baby cashmere and they adore it when you caress their face and grab their hand to hold
Your toes look like lil marshmallows hhng, they wanna paint your nails and massage your legs and rub cocoa body butter on them :(
Actually wants to rub cocoa butter all over you, just let them do it already ><
Your FUPA is their weak spot, their catalyst, I said it
They want to leave kisses on your FUPA so bad, itâs not even funny
Wanna b i t e, wanna n i b b l e, wanna s q u e e z e, wanna g r a b, wanna d r o o l, wanna s m a c k all over that plush mound that you carry with you stop-
If you ever bent over in front of them to pick up something from the ground, yeah game over, they dead bruv
They way your shorts rode up till the lower curve of your ass cheeks, the way your thighs flexed as you picked up the item from the ground, the way you walk away with you adjusting your shorts to not give yourself a wedgie, the way everyoneâs eyes zeroed in on your stretch marks and freckles and birthmarks while you bent down and even while you were walking away, your thighs going đ jiggle jiggleđ
BABE GET THESE MEN CPR NEOW
All of them love to squish your soft cheeks :(
They wanna KITH
It makes them laugh from the cute expressions your face can exhibit
Youâre so fucking pretty and so adorable they could just eat you up T_T
Gets handful of your sumptuous thighs whenever Gojo/Getou/Sukuna gives you piggyback rides
Choso and Nanami carry you princess style because they like seeing your face all smiley and then pressing your cheeks against their heart <3
They also feel up your rolls and waist dips oop-
Babe, when they first offered to lift you up, you straight up ran away thinking that you didnât want to embarrass yourself in case you were âtoo heavyâ
BINCH YOU THOUGHT
They literally lift you up like a kid picks up a teddy bear and proceeds to not let you put your foot on the ground for hours
LMAO they are strong as fuck, donât even bother tryna say no when they wanna lift you up
Just stand there and let them have their fill <3
If you wear someone elseâs clothes because you woke up from sleeping and you found a sweater laying on your bed (how convenient)
Baby, the moment you enter into the kitchen and stretch your arms upwards
And your pudgy belly pokes out from the bottom of the shirt gooDBYE
They have ascended
Other than Nanami, most of them take your sweaters and shirts for themselves because it smells like you and itâs so big on their forms T_T
Itâs so soft too, stop :(
Nanami would love to wear your clothes, especially your sweaters and shirts but he always asks because he is a gentleman and he likes it when you take his hoodies too
The others like it when you take their clothes too!!
Always makes sure to buy in larger sizes so you can take it for yourself and feel happy in it
They ares so sweet towards you I am gonna cry-
One time, they accompanied you to a cat cafe
You were wearing a peach dress that ended just above your knees
Babes, thank god you were excited at the prospect of going to the said cat cafe with your friends because the way they thirsted over you whew
The swish of your dress exposes your thighs to them more than they expected and the way it accentuated your chest, fellas get them a drink now!!!
The moment you settled down in the cafe, cats just walked up to you and you just awed
And baby, the amount of pictures that they took of you have no ends omg-
Gojo is straight up lying on the ground to get every angle and you are trying not to laugh so loud at the poses that he is making to take your pic (bitch is balancing himself on one hand to take insta worthy shorts <3)
Nanami is over there âhead in hands, thatâs the love of my lifeâ crisis (he is also taking multiple pictures)
Getou is the one who is piling more cats on you (even taking selfies and other pictures)
Sukuna is BIG, standing at almost 7ft tall (i am sweating through my cooch-)
Like at first he opposed to come with you but then your eyes teared up and you were about to gloomily walk away
God, he felt so bad :(
âFine, fine I will go with you jeez, stop crying :(â
He seems to be having so much fun from the way the kitties keen for his touch cuz he got them nails (he will trim them down if he gets you iykwim)
Choso!!! Is!!! Melting!!!!
Cats come up to him too and he is laying his head on your soft shoulder and scritching the black cat that is currently having their paws on your chest looking up at you and sniffing your double chin <3
Kittens are napping and making biscuits on your belly and you are over there giggling :(
You sound like an angel, let them KITH YOU PLS-
They had never been so jealous of cats LMAO
The cats are out here getting caressed and kissed???
And having their cheeks pinched??? And getting scritches???
As if you donât give them kisses too EYE-
But now that they have photos of you being affectionate with the lil creechers, you bet they are fighting amongst themselves to get those pics
Because the cats were rubbing their head against your thicccc thighs and well, they had more than an inkling that they would also behave the same way too
Another time you went to a bar dressed in the sexiest silk red short-sleeve shirt, short black skirt and black stockings with thigh garters binch!!!
Bro, your fat spilling out of those stocking made their brains melt from their ears
You are in the VIP area, courtesy of Gojo <3
Well, even more of a private area because your group got a private bartender too
One drink led to another and now here you are, skin hot, inhibitions a bit awry
These five men are like a bit concerned, well Gojo is not that concerned since he was the one who kept handing you shot after shot
You are so giggly and like flirting with them like
âYouuu guysss are soooooo handsomeeee, dâyou like me tooooo?â
You are playing with their hair and they are just over there tryna be respectful and shit but by God you are so tempting when you let yourself relax like that
âAm I prettyyyy? Am I not prettyyyy? :(â
You are over there babbling with your dazed out eyes and tugging on their clothes
Gojo is just T_T
You are supposed to flirt with him what happened T_T
The bartender walks away to attend a call and oh my god
Before they know it, you are on the bar counter, you have already unbuttoned the buttons of your shirt giving them more than an eyeful at your ample bosom
Gojo goes đđ
Choso is over here looking like the Robert Pattinson standing awkwardly meme, even more red and sweating
Nanami turns beet red and immediately covers you with his coat
You are giggling and grabbing his tie going, âNanamiiiinnnnn, Na-na-na-namiiinnnn, Nanamini, can I pat your butt? Pwease :(â
Sukuna already has your supple form hauled over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and now you are patting his ass to the beat of âSexy Backâ singing slurred
Getou shot your ass patting antics the entire way back to your apartment
LMAO they are roasting you after
But they keep quiet about the strip tease, because that will stay a secret with them forever
Thatâs for their eyes only <3
If you buy something for them, they are treasuring it and cherishing it with their life
Might be a book, a plushie, an article of clothing, any jewellery or even some random greeting cards, fucking even music playlists that reminds you of them
Like you may put playlist titles like âMy one and only menace Gojo <3â/ âBread Daddy Nanamin B)â/âMy Rapunzel Boi Getouâ/âMy Favorite Catboi Chosoâ/âMy Big Stronk Suku-na-na-na-naaaaâ and send them songs
Baby their hearts go DOKI-DOKI
DOKI-DOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You are so bubbly and your joy and kindness is something that they always look forward to
One of the best things about you (as if all of them arenât the best things) is the way your joy reverberates all around you. As I have said before, when you laugh, you jiggle and that happiness physically moves the people around you T_T
Babes, they are so in love with you, just kiss them already đ
Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated, thank you <3
Also Happy New Year to you guys đđ
I hope you all get the chance to recover from your past year(s), seek help, get the support and have the courage to be yourself again đđ
Miles and Deku would be best friends! I know it!!