Behold A Screenshot Of Me Playing PVZ Heroes

Oho but I am

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He’s selling his RV

Did some doodles in the clouds today~

They may not be accurate but they’re fun to do!

Decided to imagine what a kids book from super earth might look like. Having a lot of fun with helldivers 2! For democracy!

Commission I got from @iholli absolutely amazing! Please send them tons of love! They even threw in a colored variation unprompted. Super Crispy!!!

Sometimes I think about the age old question when it comes to mind readers.

“If two mind readers read each others minds, who’s minds are they reading?”

And looking back, it doesn’t make sense, wouldn’t they just react to each others thoughts as they’re reading? Y’know like there’s the thoughts that you’re reading and then your reaction to those thoughts…

I guess that’s how telepathic communication works.

Tried to shut a door today, and the knob popped off…

I feel like I’m in a “point & click” or something… the only difference is I put this back and in a “point & click” i would’ve used this to perform open heart surgery on an alien fish in the back of a polka -dotted sports car…

You really CAN just advertise anything here huh…

You… were chosen… for a calling you may not understand yet….

You are…

The Pikmaniac!

Crazy to think how a copy of pikmin 3 deluxe randomly just showed up in my basement.

Nobody in the house knows how it got there, so now I just have a copy of pikmin 3 in my room with an unknown origin.

Tw: goreish (Not too graphic but just in case)

Howdy it’s me, been dealing with a slight illness…

Nothing too bad, but I hate sleeping with a fever. I always end up getting nightmares. Although today the nightmare I got was just plain

Weird

I basically dreamed up a clip compilation of a Saw movie, only instead of being the regular formula it was a road trip, comedy-esque, slapstick fest…

Like Jack*as on wheels… The scenes would always play out with a victim and then the “Saw” guy (played by Ryan Renolds with Deadpool makeup, idk why) And each clip would be a random “torture” moment filmed like a funny bit…

The clips themselves are kind of a blur for me… all except one.

The victim and Ryan “SAW” Renolds are stranded at the side of the road, I guess their car broke down, And their in the middle of a conversation, the contents of which are not important, all of a sudden Ryan just shoots the victim with a staple gun, The victim obviously yells out in pain, and starts to back away. Ryan just gets closer and keeps stapling him, he says “Don’t be such a baby!” And to his credit he’s not just stapling Willy Nilly, the victim has a small gash around their lower stomach which is where he’s stapling… (Im not a doctor but… I don’t think the gash was quite that large to warrant staples but oh well). Anyway the Victim starts running away with Ryan hot on his heels. Ryan catches up, and the two end up in a skirmish, which results in the victim wrenching the staple gun away. Now the boot is on the other foot. Ryan is bent over catching his breath, as the victim slowly approaches him for some payback. Ryan then starts

SPRINTING LIKE A GAZELLE ON THE SAVANNAH

Trying to get away from the victim with the staple gun, at which point I said NAH, and opened a settings menu and just pulled down the slider on Ryan’s speed so the victim could catch up. It’s really funny seeing how he ran cause he was doing a simple “Running” animation but for no reason his character model was bouncing around 6ft up in the air like he was on a pogo stick or something, although he wasn’t ACTUALLY on a pogo stick. Do not miss interpret that, there were no pogo sticks in this dream…

Anyway, the victim catches up and shoots Ryan with staples… Then I woke up…

To be honest, I’ve never actually seen a “SAW” movie, truth be told I kinda hate horror movies… especially overly graphic ones… But for some reason that entire dream was just labeled “SAW” in my brain and the whole time I knew that this was the intended source…