SPRINTING LIKE A GAZELLE ON THE SAVANNAH
Tw: goreish (Not too graphic but just in case)
Howdy it’s me, been dealing with a slight illness…
Nothing too bad, but I hate sleeping with a fever. I always end up getting nightmares. Although today the nightmare I got was just plain
Weird
I basically dreamed up a clip compilation of a Saw movie, only instead of being the regular formula it was a road trip, comedy-esque, slapstick fest…
Like Jack*as on wheels… The scenes would always play out with a victim and then the “Saw” guy (played by Ryan Renolds with Deadpool makeup, idk why) And each clip would be a random “torture” moment filmed like a funny bit…
The clips themselves are kind of a blur for me… all except one.
The victim and Ryan “SAW” Renolds are stranded at the side of the road, I guess their car broke down, And their in the middle of a conversation, the contents of which are not important, all of a sudden Ryan just shoots the victim with a staple gun, The victim obviously yells out in pain, and starts to back away. Ryan just gets closer and keeps stapling him, he says “Don’t be such a baby!” And to his credit he’s not just stapling Willy Nilly, the victim has a small gash around their lower stomach which is where he’s stapling… (Im not a doctor but… I don’t think the gash was quite that large to warrant staples but oh well). Anyway the Victim starts running away with Ryan hot on his heels. Ryan catches up, and the two end up in a skirmish, which results in the victim wrenching the staple gun away. Now the boot is on the other foot. Ryan is bent over catching his breath, as the victim slowly approaches him for some payback. Ryan then starts
SPRINTING LIKE A GAZELLE ON THE SAVANNAH
Trying to get away from the victim with the staple gun, at which point I said NAH, and opened a settings menu and just pulled down the slider on Ryan’s speed so the victim could catch up. It’s really funny seeing how he ran cause he was doing a simple “Running” animation but for no reason his character model was bouncing around 6ft up in the air like he was on a pogo stick or something, although he wasn’t ACTUALLY on a pogo stick. Do not miss interpret that, there were no pogo sticks in this dream…
Anyway, the victim catches up and shoots Ryan with staples… Then I woke up…
To be honest, I’ve never actually seen a “SAW” movie, truth be told I kinda hate horror movies… especially overly graphic ones… But for some reason that entire dream was just labeled “SAW” in my brain and the whole time I knew that this was the intended source…
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No big post today, but I beat Mario 64 and got all 120 stars! ⭐️
Some comments:
- The 100 coin stars were the WORST part of this whole thing… especially in Tick Tock Clock…
- Shifting Sand Land was the stage that annoyed me the most… it felt very cramped because of the quicksand…
- The Red Coin stage near Tick Tock Clock with the Wing Cap was tough but oddly fun, I had to do it a couple times though cause I kept missing the clouds and running out of Cap time in the air…
- Bowser is REALLY hard to aim when swinging, I usually only picked him up close to the explosives for the fight but that’s not really an option for the final battle… also is it just me or is his model in this game kinda… cute??? Like a Toy Dino
- That ending caught me for a LOOP when Peach started talking, “full spoken sentences??? In my Mario game!” In all seriousness why have they never brought this back? A Mario game with full spoken dialogue would be great! Well… you don’t have to voice EVERYONE… but some characters would be nice…
Overall 9/10
Fun game but when it’s tough it is TOUGH, also turning around is always risky…
Finally returning to tumblr! And what better way to return than with a small comment about a Pizza Hut!
So I’m in El Salvador on vacation, but I’m originally from the STATES. And I’m not a big “Pizza Hut” kinda guy.
But you crave whatcha crave… and when we get there it’s got a-
McHekkin Playplace
Today on TopGear!
I go for broke with a Royal Flush
James May eats a banana
And Richard Hammond destroys legendary jokers, to feed his ceremonial dagger
Too Gear x Balatro
@dizzy-canine
Showed this to my lil bro and he got 12!
Reblog with your score
Anyway I decided to draw her because… because… because… beecause… beecause…beecause…
So the other day I went on a little trip down the old memory lane, and I remembered a particular show I used to watch all the time as a kid on boomerang back when cable was a thing… a little show called
Oh boy did this show have me by the shirt collar, I couldn’t get enough…
Anyway fast forward to yesterday, and I’m diving into the old memory box, scouring the internet for some info so I could perhaps rewatch it, when low and behold I find out they “rebooted” it in the 90s as this
Now I was fully prepared to experience the classic “show ruined by lazy reboot trend” we’ve seen time and time again. But to my surprise it’s actually quite enjoyable. A shame there’s only 13 episodes, (around 7 mins each). Or at the very least that’s all I’ve managed to find. It’s a lovely retelling of one of my favorite shows…
I do have one… slight comment… it’s nothing really just… a small statement about… episode 4… The Queen Bea episode… why is it so… “charged”?
I’m not complaining but… idk how to process this scene…
It’ll be the big shovel…
"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
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Did some doodles in the clouds today~
They may not be accurate but they’re fun to do!
Commission I got from @iholli absolutely amazing! Please send them tons of love! They even threw in a colored variation unprompted. Super Crispy!!!
