Mine Was Nell Jackson From Renegade Nell.

@computerglitch306 you forgot me. I guess you don't love me anymore.

...Time to die🔪🩸

hey bestie!!! loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you

*tour guide barbie voice*

Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.

~a few moments later~

Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.

~literally not even 2 seconds later~

MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice

Why do TV shows make the literal spawn of Satan so damn hot!??!

Alice Roosevelt would be a menace if she were a part of GenZ.

Think about it. She would be the first to be arrested in protests, get bailed out immediately and become an even bigger problem.

And she would actually be someone to bring attention to actual problems by discussing them at the White House.

I love her with all of my being and strive to be as big of a nuisance as she would want me to be.

*hears the sound of feet skin smacking a tile floor come closer* *whispers* he's here

WHO???? WHOS HERE???

This has forced me to make a really terrible decision. Absolutely do not click this link.

hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.

you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t accessible to anyone with the link

because that would just be terrible

I think my English teacher hates theater kids.

It's the beginning of the school's theater rehearsals and he's making us read the "M" Word.

I'm scared to even write the damn word, let alone say it - even when there's no productions going on.

I had a doctor tell me that my hip pain, visual blackouts, dizziness, fatigue, and all my other symptoms were just essential tremors.

Tell me your medical gaslighting story.

My toxic trait is that if I can't find anything I want to eat, even if I'm hungry, I won't eat at all.

The less I sleep, the more will to live I lose.