I Think My English Teacher Hates Theater Kids.

I hate having functional weakness. I can deal with it in my arms and legs, but I absolutely hate it when it is in my jaw.

I can't talk, eat, or drink and when people talk to me, I seem rude. (Unless I'm with someone who knows about it.)

It drives me nuts.

Just had a nurse say she was living life on the edge by shopping in the Old Navy clearance section.

Listen up! If you buy women's pants/skirts, learn to sew! You can make pockets yourself and they can be big enough to hold a child if you so please.

"I have book smarts"

"I have street smarts"

I have a hyper specific combination that allows me to kick your ass while explaining why the Trojan War could have actually been possible

Just finished the Ithaca Saga. Time to go to fanfics, fanart and ai bots to cope.

600 strike except when Odysseus drops the Trident, it's the metal pipe sound effect.

You know what would really get people off their phones these days?

Public executions.

I started to write my assignment for this class and I'm only on the second question and my head is starting to hurt.

I'm scared, y'all

I think my English teacher hates theater kids.

It's the beginning of the school's theater rehearsals and he's making us read the "M" Word.

I'm scared to even write the damn word, let alone say it - even when there's no productions going on.

PSA for American students.

You don't have to say the pledge of allegiance every day at school.

Just saying...