Thanks But Naw Man, I'm Good.

PSA for American students.

You don't have to say the pledge of allegiance every day at school.

Just saying...

Tell me your medical gaslighting story.

Having a chronic illness sometimes means cutting a walk short. Other times it means chopping garlic on your bed because it's comfy there

Why the fuck doesn't aloof doesn't mean silly goofy little guy???

Being the funny friend is hard

PREACH

💀 Someone just told me "exercise shouldn't hurt at all, if it does, you're doing it wrong" because I said I was resting because everything hurt like hell after exercising a little the other day and I literally laughed in their face. Like I'm sorry, but I have a chronic pain disorder, everything hurts, all the time. If pain means I'm doing something wrong, I've been doing everything wrong for years.

But please enlighten me more about how my body should feel doing exercise, when you're a random able-bodied fucker who I never asked for advice from in the first place.

The worst thing about school is it makes me feel like my health problems need to come second. Even with a 504 plan, I still end up falling behind and have to force myself to suffer to get things done.

You don't feel like wearing your compression socks today?

That's fine,

But just think of how good your calves would look if you did.

I love watching gamers look at a part of a video game that is not supposed to be accessible (or one that becomes accessible later in the game) and then try to get in there. And when they do, they can't get out and panic or get angry. It's pure comedy.

"These hands may be broken, but they can still be thrown."

- me to @ask-and-i-answer at Disney World