The worst thing about school is it makes me feel like my health problems need to come second. Even with a 504 plan, I still end up falling behind and have to force myself to suffer to get things done.
Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.
Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.
I don't need or want a man standing up for me, but damn it's sexy
beep boop bones go crunch
No but imagine Luke Cage and Shuri meeting.
She's probably working on setting up one of the Wakandan outreach centers and he's just walking by and notices someone struggling to move something. Of course, bring the absolute gentleman that he is, he moves it with minimal effort. Shuri sees this sad, but strong, man and adopts him on the spot.
I do the dancy dance to get in my panty pants.
My toxic trait is that if I can't find anything I want to eat, even if I'm hungry, I won't eat at all.
Question for Service Dog handlers: How does your dog tell you they need to use the bathroom when you're inside for a long time? And how were they taught?
People think that I'm lying about my health problems.
Like if I wanted to lie about something like that, I would choose something more believable.
Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.