I Freaking Love This 😂

I'm being held together with duck tape and zip ties at this point.

You know what, I'm crashing, I'm burning. I'm falling out of the sky.

I just clenched my butt cheeks and my back popped.

Hear me out - books with blacklight ink.

It would be more efficient than glow in the dark ink because they would have to absorb light to begin with. And you could read at night in a car without blinding the driver.

You could get either a UV headlight or a UV book light.

I would spend way too much money on this

TUMBLR USERS I NEED HELP

My dog got sprayed pretty bad by a skunk and I can't get the smell off. I washed her twice with a mix of Dawn, baking soda, and Hydrogen Peroxide and again with just Dawn. What should I do?

I want to see uncanny valley for homes. And I don't mean a bloody handprint or a leg sticking out from under the couch. I want a fireplace that is a hint too small or one too many lamps.

Just shopping at Walmart, as one does, and I was not feeling that great so I was using an electric cart.

As I was leaving, a lady turned to me and gave me one of the dirtiest looks and scoffed very loudly.

So I went "Ooh look at me, I'm an abled bodied person and can walk without falling down."

I didn't realize that there was an elderly lady almost right next to me and she started laughing so hard she had to stop walking.

Question for Service Dog handlers: How does your dog tell you they need to use the bathroom when you're inside for a long time? And how were they taught?

I hate having chronic pain. I was perfectly fine right up until I finished my lunch, then it went down hill. My joints started to stiffen and became hard to move and I thought it was because of the cold (which it could have been) so I warmed up my hands with a warm water bottle. It helped to let my fingers move easier, but then the pain started. It started in my hands and spread throughout my body. I took a bath and then just laid under my heated blanket. I am currently sitting on the floor crying because of the pain waiting for my pain meds to kick in.

The worst part about this is that if it was someone else who feels like I do, then they would be able to go to the ER to get relief. Or could go to sleep knowing that it would be better in the morning. I am worried that it will get worse and I will have to miss another day at school when just last week I missed 3 1/2 days.

I am exhausted and overwhelmed and ready to give up.

I would rather have my nipple ripped off than my stomach feeling like this.

Me: You know how to play the fiddle???

You go to hell, but Satan tells you he’ll send you to heaven if you can beat him in one game of your choice.