I want to see uncanny valley for homes. And I don't mean a bloody handprint or a leg sticking out from under the couch. I want a fireplace that is a hint too small or one too many lamps.
There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.
Watching Resident Evil playthroughs sped up is so unserious
TUMBLR HAS FUCKING CHECKMARKS????? BLUE CHECKMARKS????? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHHyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I just clenched my butt cheeks and my back popped.
Everyone is preparing me for the day I get better.
No one is preparing me for when it's not.
This is amazing
so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have
I just sneezed and my ass crack popped
You don't know shame until you are almost crying in Millennium Park because of your body not being able to keep up with the people you are with.
I fucking hate my body.
I hate that my leg hairs hurt from wearing compression socks daily. Like, yes I put lotion on every night and yes I have days off, but can my pants just not tough my leg without feeling like I'm getting stabbed with safety pins??!?
The universe cursed me with being a hairy person with extra long legs and not energy to shave them.
Potsies listen up
PRESERVE YOUR OWN GARLIC
Chop up fresh garlic and put it in a jar with olive oil and a shit ton of salt (the garlic will help to mask some of it so you can add more) And stick it in the fridge for at least a week before cooking with it.
I had some that was preserved for around a year and it was so good.