I Just Clenched My Butt Cheeks And My Back Popped.

Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.

Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.

Just shopping at Walmart, as one does, and I was not feeling that great so I was using an electric cart.

As I was leaving, a lady turned to me and gave me one of the dirtiest looks and scoffed very loudly.

So I went "Ooh look at me, I'm an abled bodied person and can walk without falling down."

I didn't realize that there was an elderly lady almost right next to me and she started laughing so hard she had to stop walking.

TUMBLR USERS I NEED HELP

My dog got sprayed pretty bad by a skunk and I can't get the smell off. I washed her twice with a mix of Dawn, baking soda, and Hydrogen Peroxide and again with just Dawn. What should I do?

I just found out that dickering is a word.

Dickering - engaging in petty arguments or bargaining

It sucks that my body cracks like a glow stick and I don't glow neon green

Life is UNFAIR

Tis' my birthday and I am now officially the dancing queen, young and sweet.

(I am in so much pain)

I do the dancy dance to get in my panty pants.

Question for Service Dog handlers: How does your dog tell you they need to use the bathroom when you're inside for a long time? And how were they taught?

Living with chronic illness means learning to use your left foot to drive (while on a busy road alone in the car) because your right leg became extremely painful to move.

Being the funny friend is hard