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Theory Time

So obviously, parallels. There’s more, but this should illustrate my point well enough.

And we all remember what happened to the Handmaid…

I’m just saying…given we’ve seen that Crockercorp is using thoughtwave technology, and since Jane has had the means to prepare this for years, it’s entirely possible that we’re gonna see a sort of “Crockertier Yiffany,” which would obviously have similarities to both Crockertier and Grimbark, which much like the Handmaid will end up basically serving Jane’s purposes against her will.

I’m calling it Crockerbark, and this theory is named Crockerbark Theory.

does anyone else find it really comforting that 1200 cals is seen as the bare minimum for daily cal intake?? i be eating 800 cals feeling SO guilty then remember that under 1000 cals a day is literally unthinkable to regular people

If it's still available, Knight of Light

The Knight of Life

The Knight of Life is someone who is kind and optimistic, always putting others first and taking the step back to allow others to pass them, even when it can be harmful to them.

The Knight of Life is someone who will encourage everyone around them to try their best and if you don’t succeed the first time, try again until you do get it right.

The Knight of Life will help others get past their fears, encouraging them to do things that they’d only wished or dreamed to do one day because the Knight is trying their best to bring out the Life within others.

The Knight of Life at the same time doesn’t really do anything that they’d hoped to do because they believe that they’re not worthy or that they have to work harder to earn their right to do fun things, when really they’ve been going above and beyond the whole time.

The Knight of Life can be seen as something like a perfectionist, always having to do better then they had before, even if they’re already doing the best they can, because they’ll never be satisfied.

The Knight of Life needs to learn to take things down a notch sometimes and to care for themselves more often because while they may be taking care of everyone else’s lives, they’re neglecting their own and that’s never good.

The Land of Genesis and Heave

Things aren’t ok in the Land of Genesis and Heave. LOGAH is a world of invention, constantly beckoning to be born. It lies on the cusp of creation, of yearning to break free from an unnatural shell imposed upon it. While the holy towers and shrines across the world, with their holy trees and sacred springs brought forth great life, acting as nodes to the power source lying around the planet, in the recent past massive towers of unknown metal have been plunged into the world, choking, stalling, and halting all of its further growth.

LOGAH is a nice world, really, truly. Lovely spring days with tall grass and gentle forests used to cover most of the planet, but now you would be lucky to find anything green besides cacti out in the bombed wastelands. The pillars of this world emulate a great arid heat, dying out all plant life and cracking and eroding the earth. The world that was once growing, that was once expanding into a verdant and peaceful place, has been lost. 

The world is facing a mass extinction event like no other. And as the tower’s heat has begun to breed illusions, lies, and strange new monsters, LOGAH itself has not been helping, The planet is choking as its wellsprings suffer and it coils and heaves against the metallic needles piercing into it. Earthquakes come and go with such pressure and force they are like a tsunami of dust and sand, rising and falling drastically throughout the day.

The consorts, animals, and plant life are on the breaking point and it is only a matter of time until the world cracks in half, either from the black towers or the world itself. Only one person can save the world now…

It’s up to the Knight of Life to batter the dust storms, survive the wretched heat of the wastes, and protect the last remaining life on the world before it is too late!

Denizen: Ārohirohi, the Māori goddess of mirages.

Features

The Illucosm

The Illucosm, known by other names such as: the drying lands, the realm of heat and lies, the place of dying, and others, is the illusionary dreamscape that the great pillars project. Monsters of heat and hate devour all that they can as vicious, alien-like predators spawn to hunt. The Illucosm is a nightmare made manifest where everything is kept in perpetual fight and flight. Those who visit rarely return, but those who do often bring back gifts, strange plants and tokens that shouldn’t be able to live out in the waste. It seems that something is growing out there… and the land might not be as inhospitable as it seems…

The Vestige

The Vestige is the central land where consorts congregate. It is a harrowing temple battered by countless storms, but remains as a shining beacon to the world. Literally. A massive blue beacon rises from the top alerting all potential enemies to their location. Vestige is a calm and safe place that harbors hope and with it, and odd complacency. Consorts rarely venture out or strike up any new ideas and they never even bother opening the ancient libraries.. It’s almost like the consorts don’t even want to learn to evolve and grow… - - - This post was commissioned by @help-mii-out ! If you want to commission me or support my content, you can find me @ https://ko-fi.com/kesscal or over at https://linktr.ee/Skywhale09 !

tbh i'd go farther to say dirty bong water lol

My brother and I were in a movie theater discussing what we thought “America’s drink” was and he said “bong water.”

Me

its a very long cycle of seeing how many hoops we can jump through for the government, while the gov't takes away life-given rights (access to food, shelter and water) very slowly to force us to go through said hoops and eventually we'll be out priced on homes, outpriced on food and water and families will have no choice but work for all of this until it kills them or until all american populous just gets tired of it and revolts

john egbert: heh, it's funny

john egbert: rose is a lesbian

john egbert: dave's gay

john egbert: and jade's bi

john egbert: too bad we don't have a trans person, then we'd be the whole acronym!

[later]

june egbert: so i realised some things

Sburb: Finding Your Classpect, and Other Handy Guides

“Lyfe hax” for:

Finding your class and aspect

Finding your lunar sway (Prospit or Derse)

Creating your Land

I made this post for someone very dear to me, who loves “Sburb theory” for both roleplay and self-discovery purposes. But I don’t think I’ll make another post on “finding your classpect”, because it’s discussed like a deeply personal topic on this site, and I feel odd discussing that on a website where most of the active fans are strangers much younger than myself. Without further ado:

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