Theory Time

Ed bitches be like "I wanna be fragile and dainty" bro you eat less than a toddler should, you are definitely fragile on a medical point

this should not be motivating me 💀

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Playlist for knight of life?

exploits life to protect others coming right up

PLAYLIST FOR KNIGHT OF LIFE

1.) My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone

2.) Morph - Twenty One Pilots

3.) My Blood - Twenty One Pilots

4.) Twin Sized Mattress - The Front Bottoms

5.) There’s Something Happening - Jack Stauber

6.) Stuff is Way - They Might Be Giants

7.) No Wind Resistance - Kinneret

- mod dave

...I wonder if this has anything to do with the compensation Uber has to do for drivers that get their cars messed up from passengers? because if they do this they not only defeat the purpose of the service, but it'll increase DUI's, car accidents, and they'll lose tons of money from the lack of drunk people being ordered rides home so they're safe instead of dead, and anyone with 2 braincells to rub together can assume this as well.

Btw guys the one “four word horror story” post about vanilla extract wasn’t a prophecy it was literally referencing a far older post (unsure of the exact date as I can’t find the original outside of screenshots, however I have been seeing it since at least 2014) pictured here:

Evidently this has fallen out of collective tumblr consciousness in the last decade but yeah that post wasn’t predictive. This has been a thing for so long

This user has repressed trauma

ALRIGHT heres my low cal pizza recipe once again

LOW CAL PIZZA- 155 cal for the whole thing!! (each slice is 19 cal)

Ingredients:

low cal tortilla (45 cal)

low cal cheese (40 cal)

whatever toppings u want (pictured is chicken (60 cal)

low cal red sauce (like 10 cal i just use a spoon and scoop a spoonful and a half!)

your favorite seasonings: i use oregano, parsley, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, and pepper.

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400 and prepare baking sheet.

Spray baking sheet w/ low cal cooking spray/ butter (i use 0 cal avocado spray) around the area your tortilla will lay. set down your tortilla and spray a little bit around the sides of the tortilla as well.

Place the baking sheet with the tortilla in the oven for 3 mins/ until the sides start lifting. 3 mins is usually enough!

Pull the baking sheet out and FLIP THE TORTILLA OVER (this is important) then start adding all your toppings and seasonings.

Put your dressed tortilla back into the oven for another 8-10 mins or until the cheese is melted.

Pull it out and cut it into 8 slices and BOOM there u go! You now have a full pizza thats the same amount of calories as ONE SLICE of regular pizza. and you cant even tell the difference 😛

its sososo yummy and i can eat a few slices and save some for the next day! so many topping options that can increase/decrease the amount of cals! i put some pics of the slices to get a better ID of the size! let me know if u make it!! 🤍🍄 x

bwoosh

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