Tbh I'd Go Farther To Say Dirty Bong Water Lol

This.

POV your trauma memories start to add up and you start to put together a timeline

Theory Time

So obviously, parallels. There’s more, but this should illustrate my point well enough.

And we all remember what happened to the Handmaid…

I’m just saying…given we’ve seen that Crockercorp is using thoughtwave technology, and since Jane has had the means to prepare this for years, it’s entirely possible that we’re gonna see a sort of “Crockertier Yiffany,” which would obviously have similarities to both Crockertier and Grimbark, which much like the Handmaid will end up basically serving Jane’s purposes against her will.

I’m calling it Crockerbark, and this theory is named Crockerbark Theory.

They've told us that cooking is drudgery, but we know the truth. With every loaf of bread, every pot of soup, every roasted chicken, we're declaring our independence. As we reclaim these lost skills, we connect the earth to our plates. And that is when everything changes.

- Jill Winger (@ jill.winger on IG)

a thought

water should be free, housing should be free, food should be free, wheelchairs should be free, glasses should be free, hearing aids should be free, medicine should be free.

why should we have to work to pay for things that are absolutely necessary to our survival?

putting the tum in tumblr

ALRIGHT heres my low cal pizza recipe once again

LOW CAL PIZZA- 155 cal for the whole thing!! (each slice is 19 cal)

Ingredients:

low cal tortilla (45 cal)

low cal cheese (40 cal)

whatever toppings u want (pictured is chicken (60 cal)

low cal red sauce (like 10 cal i just use a spoon and scoop a spoonful and a half!)

your favorite seasonings: i use oregano, parsley, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, and pepper.

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400 and prepare baking sheet.

Spray baking sheet w/ low cal cooking spray/ butter (i use 0 cal avocado spray) around the area your tortilla will lay. set down your tortilla and spray a little bit around the sides of the tortilla as well.

Place the baking sheet with the tortilla in the oven for 3 mins/ until the sides start lifting. 3 mins is usually enough!

Pull the baking sheet out and FLIP THE TORTILLA OVER (this is important) then start adding all your toppings and seasonings.

Put your dressed tortilla back into the oven for another 8-10 mins or until the cheese is melted.

Pull it out and cut it into 8 slices and BOOM there u go! You now have a full pizza thats the same amount of calories as ONE SLICE of regular pizza. and you cant even tell the difference 😛

its sososo yummy and i can eat a few slices and save some for the next day! so many topping options that can increase/decrease the amount of cals! i put some pics of the slices to get a better ID of the size! let me know if u make it!! 🤍🍄 x

70 CAL STARBS DRINK

Here’s my go to Starbucks order!! 70cals! And 12g carbs!! Found this on tiktok and it’s so good. All on a Venti size!