i love logging in from a new device and receiving an email about it makes me feel like i'm trying to enter some vip fancy building and when they stop me at security i go "actually... I Own The Place"
The Genetics
fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
A sign I adored but couldn’t bring myself to buy, I’m so sorry. I’m not strong enough…
Value village, Calgary AB.
cringe body fail fatigue
look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected
Here is a comic with some animals. Thanks as ever to the glorious cuties who support the comic. If you want to join them you can do that at linktr dot ee /tomorjudy
Everything is Somewhat Repaired: Some animals Janet (secretary bird) - high femme trans lady - long time political campaigner - has a lot of twitter followers and kinda hates it - 1 ex wife - visa marriage - 1 ex husband - a mistake - stamps snakes to death with her powerful legs.
Jack (Red Panda) - Young Trans guy - intense body hair - Has made out with someone in every friend group you know - self id’s as a “scamp” - you suspect it’s him who hid your keys
Sophie (Oppossum) - Dirt bag bisexual trans girl - Hates the cops - has 1000’s of extremely chaotic anecdotes - but also protective mommy energy - “do what I say, not what I do, sweetie.” - always has a snack in her handbag when your hungry
Glen (Ankylosaurus) - Older trans man - Is mostly vegan but still wears leather - was the first trans guy at that famous cis gay sex party - is surprisingly casual about it - has 2 kids who are both cooler than you