Fascinated By This Screenshot Where They Took Out The Poster's Username And Replaced It With A Very Small

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

Absolute UNIT.

This Bird Is Called The Black-Throated Bushtit And Yes, You Read That Right

Some turkey vultures 🖤

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

Dude that is too much slop for him

Fuck yeah!!

kakyoin: and this is my room

jotaro: nice

kakyoin: hold on you have GOT to check this shit out

kakyoin: *turns off light and turns on huge uv lamp * my windows glow lol

jotaro: oh cool- wait. is that uranium glass

kakyoin: yes. cool right? made it myself

jotaro: how did you obtain this much uranium without being put on a government watch list

kakyoin: thats my fun little secret :) oh have you seen my lamp

jotaro: ... no I have not

kakyoin: come here look at it isn’t it so pretty? its made of pure cinnabar :)

jotaro: doesn’t cinnabar have lethal amounts of mercury in it. how did you even get this much of it

kakyoin: doesn’t matter do you know the history behind the color “paris green”?

jotaro: I don’t want to know

kakyoin: basically people back in the day were crazy party animals and used arsenic as a pigment for clothes and paints and called it paris green because the french are crazy or something i dont know. anyways I went to a really old abandoned paint store a while back to set it on fire but found a few cans of the stuff near the back with mold all over them and took them home and painted my room with it. my parents can no longer come in my room. we are in so much medical debt because of how often they have to go to the er for arsenic poisioning. luckily I’m their son and arsenic poisoning is nothing when you have to raise someone like me. anways do you want to listen to sting.

jotaro, hypersalivating: ok

there is no earthly way i can prepare you for this video you just have to watch it

I bite into this burger, and the crunch can be heard miles away. All of my teeth are shattered and I can no longer eat

“Hamburger” by Song Wei

Unconditionally Fuck The Police. No exceptions.