A Sign I Adored But Couldn’t Bring Myself To Buy, I’m So Sorry. I’m Not Strong Enough…

what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

took 2 edibles and wound up on the page of a schizophrenic man with a shit kink doing the sketchiest electrical experiments ive seen in months using license plates embued with the power of white girl pussy

Awww, jeez you guys! A gold wreath? A silver coin? You really didn't have to! I'm just a regular ol' skull, I don't deserve a gold wreath and a silver coin. Aww gosh I'm so embarassed

look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected

IN MY OPINION ITS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HORROR NARRATIVE ABOUT CHILD ABUSE EVER WRITTEN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE DISORIENTATION AND PRIMAL FEAR OF THE VICTIMS BEFORE YOURE GIVEN ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE EVENTS AS AN OUTSIDE OBSERVER WOULD SEE THEM AND THE FORMAT OF AN UNFINISHED PS1 GAME WOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPLISH THAT TO SOME EXTENT ON ITS OWN EVEN IF THERE WERENT ALSO A VERY SATISFYING MYSTERY TO UNCOVER WITH AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR

Hooded crow is having the time of his life. Please do not disturb him 

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