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THE SIGNS AS THE 7 DEMON PRINCES OF HELL

Lucifer (pride) - Leo, Aquarius

Beelzebub (envy) - Gemini, Virgo

Sathanus (wrath) - Aries, Sagittarius

Abaddon (sloth) - Pisces

Mammon (greed) - Capricorn

Belphegor (gluttony) - Taurus, Cancer

Asmodeus (lust) - Libra, Scorpio

the fabrics of time

Past: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Present: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Future: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Timeless: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Zodiac Signs And Humor

  Aries: Goofy, Physical Humor Comes Most Naturally. These Are Some Of The Top Mimics In The Zodiac! But They Are Also Known To Be Quite Witty Out Of The Blue. Taurus: Observational Humor. They Are Usually Unintentionally Hilarious, And Can Take A Step Back And Laugh At Themselves Too! Gemini: Quick On The Uptake, They Remember Jokes Really Well And Can Laugh At Just About Anything, This Sign Is Most Prone To Making Fun Of Someone, But Not In A Mean Way, It’s Usually Because They’re Interested. Cancer: This Sign Has An Endearing Self-Deprecating Way Of Being Funny. As Simple As A Silly Facial Expression Or Pretending To Be Serious When They’re Not. Leo: This Sign Tends To Take Everything In Around Them And Deliver It Verbally With A Bit Of Exaggeration That Not Only Is Hilarious, But Leaves You Wanting To Hear More. They Know When They Have You Hooked, Too. Virgo: The Pissed, But Not Pissed, Complaining, But Not Complaining, Snarky Wit About People And Their Lives Is Usually Very Humorous And Entertaining. Libra: A Little Strife And Sarcasm Send Libra Going A Long Way! Once They Lose The Cool Exterior And Start, There’s No Stopping Their Story Telling Humor. Scorpio: Sarcasm All The Way. Comments Here, Comments There; It’s Borderline Rude, Borderline Passive Aggressive, But Funny Nonetheless! Sagittarius: Everything In Life Can Be Turned Into Some Hilarious Experience. A Combination Of Observational Humor, Sarcasm, And Exaggeration Is Where It’s At For This Sign. Capricorn: The No Smile Facade Lives Here. This Sign Can Keep A Straight Face Until They Start Laughing At Themselves With A Sharp Uptake On What’s Happening. Aquarius: Just Naturally Funny. They Don’t Really Try To Be A Joke Teller Or Anything. Often Times They’re Bewildered That They’re Being Funny And Start Laughing Right Along With The Others. Pisces: This Sign Ranges From Cute Storytelling To Down Right Obnoxious. They Milk It Too, Taking All The Time They Need To Have Your Attention And Make You Laugh.

the signs as big and small dogs

aries: boxer and jack russel terrier taurus: german shepherd and bulldog gemini: standard poodle and west highland terrier cancer: golden retriever and schipperke leo: leonberger and pomeranian virgo: saluki and yorkshire terrier libra: labrador retriever and keeshond scorpio: siberian husky and lhasa apso sagittarius: shiba inu and beagle capricorn: rottwieler and shetland sheepdog aquarious: great dane and peruvian inca orchid pisces: dalmation and zuchon (teddy bear dog)

(use your sun and ascendant signs)

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly

The Signs as Relaxing Things

Taurus: Leaning against the windowsill at the top of a skyscraper and looking at all of the tiny people and cars.

Gemini: A late night bonfire on the beach with the waves crashing underneath the laughter of your friends.

Cancer: Sleeping in on a sunday morning and waking up to the smell of fresh bacon and eggs.

Leo: Watching the sun rise because you've up all night.

Virgo: Cuddling with your cat and watching netflix because you have a cold and got to stay home from school.

Libra: Having your favorite song come on the radio as you cruise down the highway.

Scorpio: Hearing the love of your life say "I love you" right before you fall asleep.

Sagittarius: Taking a shower with lavender soap and washing your hair with creamy shampoo and feeling like a flower for the rest of the day.

Capricorn: Wearing a sweater that's too big so that you can make sweater paws.

Aquarius: Dance parties to those old songs on your phone that you forgot you had even bought but still know every word to.

Pisces: The smell of fresh pizza when it is delivered to your house.

Aries: When you're at a concert and the slow song plays and everyone waves their lights in the air to the beat.

Signs and fighting

Punches and kicks: Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces

Uses their words: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

STARES AT YOU UNTIL YOU START TO CRY: Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn

zodiac signs as parts of a cell

Aries: nucleolus

Taurus: mitochondria

Gemini: cytoplasm

Cancer: lysosome

Leo: ribosomes

Virgo: centriole

Libra: nucleus

Scorpio: cell membrane

Pisces: bitch

Capricorn: nucleus

Aquarius: vacuole

Sagittarius: endoplasmic reticulum

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly

/ forms of affection /

Hugs: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Aquarius

Kisses: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces

Handholding: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

All of them: Sagittarius!!!!