The Signs As Big And Small Dogs

how to make the signs happy

aries: do all their favorite things, go shopping, tanning, working out, just get them out of their house and do something fun

taurus: give them a soft blanket and wrap them up in it and hug them and tell them you're there for them

gemini: offer to take them somewhere, be open with them, let them tell you all of their stories

cancer: be nice to them, fully reciprocate all the love they show you

leo: let them talk, listen to them and show them you actually care about what they're saying

virgo: make them let their hair down, bring them outside and let them breathe in fresh air, sit them down and tell them everything's going to be alright

libra: give back. believe it or not, they give you a lot even if you don't see it so just do little things back and I promise it'll make their entire day

scorpio: hug them, show them you love them in your own way whether its sarcastic banter or little gifts just let them know you care

sagittarius: go on a mini adventure, tell them how much they mean to you, understand and support their feelings

capricorn: tell them to take a break, tell them they're doing an amazing job and everything they do is important, tell them they're important

aquarius: give them some good music, a good book, or their favorite whatever, tell them jokes, make them smile, sit with them and make them feel comforted

pisces: make a pillow fort, show them affection, make them feel loved and comforted

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly

The signs as learning types

Aries: Musical 

Taurus: Naturalistic 

Gemini: Fuck You 

Cancer: Intrapersonal 

Leo: Verbal-Linguistic 

Virgo: Interpersonal 

Libra: Bodily-Kinesthetic 

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: Visual-Spatial 

Capricorn: Logical-Mathematical 

Aquarius: Intrapersonal

Pisces: Crying

THE SIGNS AS THINGS I LOVE ABOUT FALL

When the leaves make that cRUNCH SOUND.: Aries, Sagittarius

FUZZY SOCKS: Gemini, Pisces

Sweater weather: Capricorn, Taurus

Halloween!: Aquarius, Leo

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING: Libra, Cancer

When your breath makes a lil cloud!!!: Scorpio, Virgo

Flora for the Zodiac

The signs as various myths and legends surrounding the origin/creation of certain flowers (not the flowers directly associated with each zodiac sign).

ARIES // Amaryllis (Greek) – A love struck maiden longed for the handsome Alteo, but he was cold to her. In a desperate gesture, she pierced her heart with a golden arrow and walked to visit him every day. On the thirteenth day, beautiful scarlet flowers bloomed along the path from every drop of her blood. Alteo fell in love with her, and her heart was healed.

TAURUS // Rose (Greek) – Chloris, the goddess of flowers, found one of her beautiful nymphs dead in the woods. She cried, and turned body into a flower. She asked her husband Zephyr, the wind, to blow the clouds away so Apollo could shower her in sunlight. Dionysus added nectar for fragrance, and Aphrodite added pure beauty, then named it for her son, Eros, and hailed her the “Queen of Flowers”.

GEMINI // Foxglove (Celtic) – Foxgloves from “Folks Glove”, as in fairy folk. Fairies would hide in the bell blossoms and wear them as petticoats, caps and gloves. If you pluck the foxglove, it angered them and they may play tricks in revenge! Fairies would give the flowers to foxes so they wouldn’t get caught raiding chicken coupes. With the magic gloves on, they could steal eggs without making a sound.

CANCER // Pārijāta (Hindu) – Pārijāta was a princess who fell in love with the sun god, Surya. However, he left her for another. When he deserted her, the princess became hopeless and committed suicide. From her ashes grew a tree. Unable to stand the sight of the lover who broke her heart, the flowers only bloom at night under the eyes of the moon, and she sheds them like tear-drops before the sun rises.

LEO // Sunflower (Greek) – The nymph Clythia was in love with the God of the Sun, Apollo, but he shunned her and courted a princess. Jealous Clythia told the king who, furious at the princess, buried her alive. Saddened, Apollo went back to heavens without a word. She lay on the ground distraught for nine days, watching him, hoping for a single glance. Clythia wasted away and became a flower, whose petals still follow his chariot across the sky each day, waiting for forgiveness.

VIRGO // Aster (Greek) – When the god Jupiter decided to flood the earth to destroy the men constantly at war, the goddess Astraea was so upset she asked to be turned into a star. Her wish was granted, but when the flood waters receded she wept for the loss of lives. As her tears turned to stardust and fell to earth, the beautiful aster flower sprung wherever they landed.

LIBRA // Anemone (Greek) – Chloris, the goddess of flowers, was married to Zephyr, the god of the west wind. Zephyr fell in love with a beautiful nymph that served Chloris named Anemone. Jealous and angry, the goddess banished her to keep them apart, and Anemone died of a broken heart. Zephyr resurrected her as a flower. She withers every winter but returns every spring to greet Zephyr with open petals.

SCORPIO // Peony (Chinese) – Queen Wu was disheartened to see only winter jasmine in her garden. She wrote a poem to the goddess of flowers asking her to make everything bloom that night instead of waiting for spring. The next morning, all flowers flourished except the peony, which refused to bloom out of season. She was offended and banished it. Once gone, it bloomed beautifully. Furious, she ordered it to be burned – however the next year, the burnt peony grew back. With black petals.

SAGITTARIUS // Pa'u-o-Hi'iaka (Hawaiian) – When Hi'iaka, the goddess of island nature, was a baby her older sister, the Volcano goddess Pele, left her on the beach while she went fishing. Due to a storm, Pele was gone for a very long time. When she returned, she found flowering vines had grown over the baby to shield her from the sun. Hi'iaka now wears them as a skirt to protect her on adventures and in the forests.

CAPRICORN // Aconite (Greek) – As one of his twelve labors, the hero Hercules was sent to fetch the three-headed dog Cerberus from the underworld. With the help of Persephone, he was successful. The spittle of the beast dripped upon the rocky earth, and from it sprang the first aconite plant. The purple wolfsbane flowers are elegant, but it’s leaves and roots are deathly poisonous.

AQUARIUS // Iris (Greek) – The goddess Iris would bring messages to the gods across the sky, appearing to mortals as a rainbow. She acted as the link between the heavens and earth, where she left irises of many colors, the three upright petals symbolizing hope, valor, and wisdom. If purple Irises were planted over the graves of women, it would summon the Goddess, who would guide the dead in their journey.

PISCES // Water Lily (Brazilian) – When the moon goddess, Jaci, hid behind the mountains, she’d take beautiful girls with her and turn them into stars. Naiá, a girl who loved the goddess, dreamt of becoming a star, so she roamed the mountains every night. While resting by the lake, she saw the moon’s reflection, dove into the water and drowned. To reward Naiá for her sacrifice, Jaci turned her into a star different from all the others – the star of the waters.

Ariadne: Heph, Dio's missing. Can you find him?

Hephaestus: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?

Ariadne: Well, do you?

Hephaestus:

Hephaestus: Yeah, hang on...

Zodiac Signs as Monsters!

♈ – Aries (The Ram) March 21 - April 19

♉ – Taurus (The bull) April 20 - May 20

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The Signs as the 12 Olympians

Aries: Hephaestus

Taurus: Demeter

Gemini: Hermes

Cancer: Hera

Leo: Zeus

Virgo: Athena

Libra: Aphrodite

Scorpio: Ares

Sagittarius: Apollo

Capricorn: Artemis

Aquarius: Dionysus

Pisces: Poseidon

the signs if they could fly

cheats during gym by flying the fuck home: taurus, gemini, aquarius, capricorn

tries to do flips in the air: virgo, libra, scorpio, pisces

chillin on the roof of the school wen theyre supposed to be in math: aries, cancer, leo, sagittarius

The Signs as the Twelve Labors of Hercules (or Heracles)

Aries: Capturing the Erymanthian boar. (link to story)  

Taurus: Capturing the Cretan Bull. (link to story)

Gemini: Obtaining the cattle of the monster Geryon. (link to story)

Cancer: Capturing the Hind of Ceryneia. (link to story)

Leo: Killing the Nemean Lion. (link to story)

Virgo: Stealing the apples of the Hesperides. (link to story)

Libra: Killing the Stymphalian Birds. (link to story)

Scoprio: Capturing and bringing back Cerberus. (link to story)

Sagittarius: Stealing the Horses of Diomedes. (link to story)

Capricorn: Obtaining the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons. (link to story)

Aquarius: Killing the Lernean Hydra. (link to story)

Pisces: Cleaning the Augean stables in a single day. (link to story)