Dances so hard their strapless dress slides off: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Aquarius
Steps on their date’s toes while slow dancing: Scorpio, Capricorn, Virgo, Aries, Cancer
Drinks from the spiked fruit punch and gets drunk: Pisces
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Aries: Krios, Titan of Stars and Constellations
Taurus: Rhea, wife of Cronus and Queen of Heaven
Gemini: Mnemosyne, Titan of Language and Memory
Cancer: Phoebe, Titan of the Moon and Prophetic Wisdom
Leo: Hyperion, Titan of the Sun and Light
Virgo: Tethys, Titan of Fresh Water
Libra: Themis, Titan of Rules, Law, and Justice
Scorpio: Cronus, Titan of Time, the Cosmos, and Destruction
Sagittarius: Iapetus, Titan of Morality
Capricorn: Coeus, Titan of Intelligence and Rationality
Aquarius: Euryphaessa, Titan of the Sky
Pisces: Okeanos, Titan of the Oceans
Aries: Musical
Taurus: Naturalistic
Gemini: Fuck You
Cancer: Intrapersonal
Leo: Verbal-Linguistic
Virgo: Interpersonal
Libra: Bodily-Kinesthetic
Scorpio: Murder
Sagittarius: Visual-Spatial
Capricorn: Logical-Mathematical
Aquarius: Intrapersonal
Pisces: Crying
Aries: Hephaestus
Taurus: Demeter
Gemini: Hermes
Cancer: Hera
Leo: Zeus
Virgo: Athena
Libra: Aphrodite
Scorpio: Ares
Sagittarius: Apollo
Capricorn: Artemis
Aquarius: Dionysus
Pisces: Poseidon
Punches and kicks: Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces
Uses their words: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
STARES AT YOU UNTIL YOU START TO CRY: Aries, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn
i wish all of five’s companions had travelled together part 2
Aries: Me Tarzan. Probably first to try to kill a wooly mammoth. Or ride a T-rex into battle.
Taurus: Sat around giving orders. Would try to ration food for others, but would ultimately eat the most themselves.
Gemini: First to invent language, develop a writing system.
Cancer: Momma of the tribe. Overprotective, and a matriarch.
Leo: Would skin cheetahs and other large animals to wear at all times. Leader of the pack.
Virgo: Would observe the world around them and attempt to take note of it. Probably first person to chart the stars.
Libra: Came up with a judicial system and language system with Gemini.
Scorpio: Most violent hunter, even as a female.
Sagittarius: Speaks in grunts, probably first person ever to have ADHD.
Capricorn: Would plot hunting strategies.
Aquarius: Resident cave artist.
Pisces: First person to discover fire, and incidentally, first person to get struck by lightning or eaten by a large animal.
never knows what to wear: cancer, libra, scorpio, aquarius
knows what they want to wear: taurus, gemini, leo, capricorn
goes nude: aries, virgo, sagittarius, pisces
aries: sings at the top of their lungs into a hairbrush
taurus: just chills w/ a blanket and a good movie
gemini: invites the squad over for a party
cancer: bakes ALL THE THINGS
leo: wears a blanket around the house like a cape
virgo: organizes/cleans up everything with no interferences
libra: tries out makeup tutorials and tries on outfits
scorpio: summons satan probably
sagittarius: makes a big blanket fort
capricorn: gets work done in peace
aquarius: digs out a telescope and tries to communicate with aliens
pisces: travels to another dimension for a few hours
Aries: Being told by different people that they love that they don't matter.
Taurus: Being chased in a white room by something dark and ominous.
Gemini: Seeing the people they love be hurt and having to try and rescue them somehow.
Cancer: Trying to reach someone who's calling for them but they can't move their legs.
Leo: Just loud noises and dark colors with no sense or reason.
Virgo: Being trapped underwater and drowning very slow.
Libra: The classic naked-on-stage dream.
Scorpio: Being murdered brutally and waking up once they die.
Sagittarius: Being trapped inside of a house of mirrors with no way out.
Capricorn: A normal dream but they realize that they're dreaming and can't wake up.
Aquarius: There is a monster breathing down their back but whenever they turn around it's gone.
Pisces: Their best friend is missing.