Things The Signs Do When They're Home Alone

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never knows what to wear: cancer, libra, scorpio, aquarius

knows what they want to wear: taurus, gemini, leo, capricorn

goes nude: aries, virgo, sagittarius, pisces

The signs at the Zoo

Aries: *spends most of the day looking at one animal*

Taurus: *has more fun in the cafeteria*

Gemini: *pretends everything's okay when they are actually dying from cuteness overload*

Cancer: *runs away from the ostriches terrified*

Leo: *talks to every animal they see and creates friendships*

Virgo: *tries to find their favourite animal while ignoring the others*

Libra: *is daydreaming half the time*

Scorpio: *has a staring contest with a monkey*

Sagittarius: *somehow ends up in the lion cage*

Capricorn: *names all the animals in the zoo and remembers*

Aquarius: *is more bothered about going home*

Pisces: *cries at how expensive it was to go there for the day*

Species of Mermaid / Types of Mermaid Children

For every animal in the sea, there is also a species of mermaid and/or type of mermaid child.

Shark

Skilled hunters, sensitive to smell, tend to have sharp, jagged teeth, usually terrifying in appearance

Octopus and Squid

Extremely intelligent, powerful but often docile, guardians of the krakens (you hear about them in shipwreck stories)

Whales

Not very social but easy to communicate with, difficult to upset, trusting, have incredible hearing

Dolphin

More intelligent than any other species (by nature/birth), mischievous, very social, helpful, work with water deities

Undine

Half sea horse and half human, many can perform magic, often aggressive, manipulative if tempted

Sea Otter

Humanoid with otter-like traits, lungs instead of gills, live on land & in the sea, lazy and stubborn, gatherers, fighters/protectors

The list goes on forever, as the sea is home to so much life. A few sea creatures and their respective attributes are under the cut, the list inspired by a post I read a while back that got me to do some research. Note that there are also mermaids / types of mermaid children for these species.

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The Signs Realizing They Love Someone

Aries: Gets excited; immediately says it; is the sweetest person ever and really passionate lover; realizes they don’t anymore over time; repeats

Taurus: Puts their guard up; eventually cracks and tells the person; claims possession of the person

Gemini: Gets excited about it, but is really anxious; becomes a completely different person; constantly falls in and out of love though

Cancer: Questions it; gets scared; realizes they really do love the person; takes their time saying it, but once they do, they say it every chance they get; does anything for that person

Leo: Throws their heart on a platter; shares their limelight; busts their ass out of generosity and love

Virgo: Is completely taken aback; tries not to let the person know for as long as possible; stays in denial for awhile; completely takes care of their partner and becomes a crazy stalker

Libra: Gets bubbly and excited; changes their ways and tries to cut off all their hoes; might slip up here and there but genuinely tries to be with their partner 24/7

Scorpio: Doesn’t trust it; over time lets their walls come down but still is a mystery; becomes super possessive but also romantic af

Sagittarius: Sees it as a challenge; tries to explore this new feeling they have; actually can become very loyal and romantic

Capricorn: Weighs the pros and cons; if they like the pros, they tell the person; tries to be more open and loving

Aquarius: “Oh shit. I’m in love? Damn. I’m in love. Love…What’s love anyway? I don’t know, but I think I really like this one.”

Pisces: Throws themself into the relationship; becomes very trusting and lovey dovey; makes themself always available for their lover

The Signs as Crowley Quotes

Aries: "I do what I want, when I want."

Taurus: "That's my line!"

Gemini: "We have a little something called integrity!"

Cancer: "I just want to be loved!"

Leo: "Love it when you get all tough."

Virgo: "I'm in the business of making dreams come true."

Libra: "Maybe you should try Plan D, for 'dumbass'."

Scorpio: "Let's go take a howl at that moon."

Sagittarius: "I torture all my friends, it's how I show love."

Capricorn: "I was an attractive child, I could juggle."

Aquarius: "This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had!"

Pisces: "Feelings!"

Venus Signs

Gemini Venus (Communication, Intellectual, Obscure, Indecisive, Tease, Witty)

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The Signs + Nightmares

Aries: Being told by different people that they love that they don't matter.

Taurus: Being chased in a white room by something dark and ominous.

Gemini: Seeing the people they love be hurt and having to try and rescue them somehow.

Cancer: Trying to reach someone who's calling for them but they can't move their legs.

Leo: Just loud noises and dark colors with no sense or reason.

Virgo: Being trapped underwater and drowning very slow.

Libra: The classic naked-on-stage dream.

Scorpio: Being murdered brutally and waking up once they die.

Sagittarius: Being trapped inside of a house of mirrors with no way out.

Capricorn: A normal dream but they realize that they're dreaming and can't wake up.

Aquarius: There is a monster breathing down their back but whenever they turn around it's gone.

Pisces: Their best friend is missing.

The Signs as Bears

Black Bear: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

Panda Bear: Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius

Brown Bear: Aries, Leo

Polar Bear: Virgo, Aquarius

Teddy Bear: Cancer, Pisces

THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODS

Aries: Ares, God of War and Chaos

Taurus: Dionysus, God of Pleasure and Wine

Gemini: Hermes, God of Communication

Cancer: Eros, God of Love and Sex

Leo: Zeus, God of Lightning and the Heavens

Virgo: Attis, God of Rebirth

Libra: Chronos, God of Time

Scorpio: Hades, God of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Hephaestus, God of Weapons and Fire

Capricorn: Kratos, God of Strength and Power

Aquarius: Morpheus, God of Dreams and Sleep

Pisces: Poseidon, God of the Oceans

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly