The Signs As Bears

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cries: aries, taurus, cancer, libra

screams: leo, virgo, capricorn, pisces

laughs: gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius

The Signs as the 12 Olympians

Aries: Hephaestus

Taurus: Demeter

Gemini: Hermes

Cancer: Hera

Leo: Zeus

Virgo: Athena

Libra: Aphrodite

Scorpio: Ares

Sagittarius: Apollo

Capricorn: Artemis

Aquarius: Dionysus

Pisces: Poseidon

The Signs as Mermaids

aries: the mermaid with fiery red hair and a tail to match. she lays out on hot rocks in the middle of the sea, basking in the sun, tanning her skin and luring sailors to crash against the stones with coy smiles and a glint in her eye. 

taurus: the mermaid with a mane of golden hair, and a tail to match, a long neck and strong shoulders. only her voice is more stunning than her beauty, and she’s often adorned with pearls and jewels of all kinds. 

gemini: the most curious of all the mermaids. she has a tail of dark green and shimmering yellow. she loves to explore the reefs, but swims out farther than she should because she wants to see what’s out there, and goes too close to the shore because she wants to see the humans. 

cancer: the mermaid with soft, smooth skin and a pale pink tail. her eyes are always expressive—sometimes they are alight with happiness, and sometimes they burn with anger. she loves all creatures, but it’s the humans that catch her eye. she can’t help falling in love with them from afar. 

leo: the mermaid with a tail of cobalt blue, her body adorned with gold jewelry, precious stones and pearls. she is the fastest swimmer, and loves to glide across the waves, letting the current pull her, laughter bubbling at her lips and a smile in her eyes. 

virgo: a more reserved mermaid, with a tail of sparkling silver. she has spiky black hair, and skin that is paler than usual, for she spends her time exploring the caves deep below rather than the beaches above. 

libra: a regal mermaid with beauty unmatched, long, luxurious hair, and a tail of magenta and red. she is sassy and charming, sometimes sultry, but also very sweet, and always kind to those in need. 

scorpio: the mermaid with a tail of deep purple and ebony, she has piercing violet eyes and hair of midnight black. she is quiet, sultry, and intuitive, and her nails and teeth are sharp, always ready for a hunt. she is the one to brave to the storms and the rocky, wild ocean while others go off and hide. 

sagittarius: an exotic mermaid, with a tail the color of sunsets and eyes that shine like one. she has travelled far and wide, collecting artifacts and jewelry from across the world. she never stays in one place too long, but she is kind to those she meets and always has wonderful stories to tell. 

capricorn: the mermaid with a tail of deep blue, high cheekbones and a jawline like a knife. there’s always a glint in her eye, like she knows something you don’t. she is regal and independent, and doesn’t worry herself with such frivolous things as humans, but rather such frivolous things as emeralds and pearls. 

aquarius: the mermaid with flowing hair and tail of teal green and aquamarine blue. her eyes are piercing, sparkling, so intense you have to look away. she swims about the reefs, splashing in the waves and basking in the sun. she is the only one who dares to go against the currents. 

pisces: the mermaid with a tail of pale purple that sparkles silver in the moonlight. she is sweet and dreamy, letting the current pull her to and fro, making friends with all the sea creatures she meets. she loves to stay up and stargaze late at night, unafraid of the dark and wild ocean that surrounds her.

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly

Mother's Day Gifts for the Signs.🎁

💐Flower Bouquet:

Aries: Tulips.

Taurus: Lilies.

Gemini: Roses.

Cancer: Delphiniums.

Leo: Sunflowers.

Virgo: Daisies.

Libra: Hydrangeas.

Scorpio: Peonies.

Sagittarius: Carnations.

Capricorn: African Violets.

Aquarius: Orchids.

Pisces: Alstroemeria.

💎Jewelry:

Aries: Bracelet with Carnelian.

Taurus: Lapis Lazuli and Diamonds Studs.

Gemini: Tiger's Eye Earrings.

Cancer: Moonstone Teardrop Ear Cuff.

Leo: Golden Amber Ring.

Virgo: Yellow Sapphire Bracelet.

Libra: Smoky Quartz Pendant.

Scorpio: Onyx Earrings.

Sagittarius: Turquoise, Opal and Diamond Ring.

Capricorn: Blue Chalcedony Charm.

Aquarius: Green Fluorite Earrings.

Pisces: Labradorite Earrings.

⚗Perfumes:

Aries: Dior Diorissimo.

Taurus: Couture! Moschino.

Gemini: Tous Tous H2O.

Cancer: Gucci Guilty Gucci.

Leo: Obsession Sheer Calvin Klein.

Virgo: Miss Dior Chérie Christian Dior.

Libra: Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb La Vie en Rose.

Scorpio: Black Opium Yves Saint Laurent.

Sagittarius: Rose Essentielle Bvlgari.

Capricorn: Oscar Flor Oscar de la Renta.

Aquarius: Euphoria Calvin Klein.

Pisces: Ange Ou Démon Le Secret Givenchy.

🛍... Or any of these:

Aries: Wine.

Taurus: Scented Candles.

Gemini: Phone Case.

Cancer: "Best Mom Ever" tee.

Leo: Makeup.

Virgo: Notepad.

Libra: Gift Card for her favorite shop.

Scorpio: Keychain.

Sagittarius: Photo Album of Family Vacations.

Capricorn: Alarm Clock.

Aquarius: Bike.

Pisces: Shoes.

THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODS

Aries: Ares, God of War and Chaos

Taurus: Dionysus, God of Pleasure and Wine

Gemini: Hermes, God of Communication

Cancer: Eros, God of Love and Sex

Leo: Zeus, God of Lightning and the Heavens

Virgo: Attis, God of Rebirth

Libra: Chronos, God of Time

Scorpio: Hades, God of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Hephaestus, God of Weapons and Fire

Capricorn: Kratos, God of Strength and Power

Aquarius: Morpheus, God of Dreams and Sleep

Pisces: Poseidon, God of the Oceans

The Signs as Cinnamon Rolls

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Aries, Pisces

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Taurus, Aquarius, Leo

sinnamon roll: Scorpio

The Signs as Greek Minor Gods

Aries: Nike

Taurus: Pan

Gemini: Phobos & Deimos

Cancer: Hebe

Leo: Hecate

Virgo: Persephone

Libra: Eros (Roman form = Cupid)

Scorpio: Morpheus

Sagittarius: Thanatos

Capricorn: Hestia

Aquarius: Nemesis

Pisces: Iris

The Signs + Nightmares

Aries: Being told by different people that they love that they don't matter.

Taurus: Being chased in a white room by something dark and ominous.

Gemini: Seeing the people they love be hurt and having to try and rescue them somehow.

Cancer: Trying to reach someone who's calling for them but they can't move their legs.

Leo: Just loud noises and dark colors with no sense or reason.

Virgo: Being trapped underwater and drowning very slow.

Libra: The classic naked-on-stage dream.

Scorpio: Being murdered brutally and waking up once they die.

Sagittarius: Being trapped inside of a house of mirrors with no way out.

Capricorn: A normal dream but they realize that they're dreaming and can't wake up.

Aquarius: There is a monster breathing down their back but whenever they turn around it's gone.

Pisces: Their best friend is missing.

The Archetypes as Villains

This could also be read as the shadow side of each energy in its most extreme form.

Aries- A human bomb waiting to go off, someone that acts on impulse, that cannot contain the shadow side inside them almost like the Hulk. Power comes from being the strongest, from a physicality, from brawn. A simple jolt could knock them from sense into reacting in the heat of the moment.

Taurus- Someone powered by greed and possessiveness, so think corrupt business people, wall street brokers, bankers. They would find power in the material world, and may become so trapped in the five senses that they lose all sense of soul beyond this. Corruption comes in the form of excess.

Gemini- A double crosser, someone that can turn people against and play them off each other. They could appear in one form to one person, and in another to another, think mystique. Charisma, charm and intellect would be used to run rings around their opponents.

Cancer- Emotional manipulation, a feeling of making others feel sorry for them or playing the victim, somewhat deceptive. They may commit crimes in passionate moments, overcome by an irrational emotion. There could be a defensiveness or paranoia that leads them to believe that the world is out to get them, and therefore anything they do is justified.

Leo- Think a power hungry King or Queen, a volatile one whose self-worth demands the appreciation from their subjects, somewhat like Loki. They would rule in their own self interest at the expense of those around them. There would be greed, orders, and a sense of others needing to appease them at all times to escape fear.

Virgo- The “brains.” Someone that uses their vision for intricacy to run rings around others intellectually. They can get things down practically, uniting this grounded energy with their often crystal sharp mind. They would be the ones behind the computers, initiating cyber attacks or leaking classified information.

Libra- Libra could have a way of playing with peoples emotions, of forming attachments and using them in a savvy way to their advantage to get ahead in life. They could infiltrate any social circle, only to turn it inwards on itself, to play people like puppets. Their knowledge and interest in people in general lends them the information to peoples sore spots, especially because they are often friendly appearing and seemingly trustworthy.

Scorpio- A truth seeker to the extreme, where they like to hold a mirror up to society, giving people the impossible, unwinnable choice. They may use the corruption of others as an excuse for their own corruption, forcing those secret parts of ourselves into the light unwillingly.

Sagittarius- They would likely be drawn to an ideology, holding it as superior than the ones of those around them. They would be hot headed and exude a confidence, often a charismatic one that can bring others with them. Their quest for knowledge, no matter of what form, could lead them to pry where it is best that no one pries.

Capricorn- Someone that is power hungry, maybe even an authoritarian governmental figure, someone that uses the financial industry to their advantage. There could be the use of tunnel vision to such an extreme that the emotional world gets cut off entirely. 

Aquarius-  An anarchist perhaps, someone that finds a beauty in the act of destroying something itself, in chaos. Or some kind of brainiac who thinks that progress and invention is the only way for the world to adapt no matter what it wipes out on the way, what foundations become broken, a kind of survival of the fittest way of looking at the world. An eccentric genius.

Pisces- Someone that dedicates and sacrifices themselves for a corrupt or nefarious cause. They may initially enjoy the breakdown of barriers between themselves and others, only to find that they may have been deceived themselves. Their chameleon persona is mysterious and inviting, used to draw people in, yet also deceptive,