Chaotetothecore - WanderSeer

something that I feel like is missing from fandom nowadays is the idea that you dont have to have a unified, chronologically/tonally consistent interpretation of your favorite work. your fics dont have to fit within the same version of canon, even if theyre all canon-compliant on their own. your headcanons can contradict each other. be a multishipper. write metas that take two totally different interpretations of the same plot point. write a character as a villain and then write them as the hero next time. write a character as a lesbian and then write them as straight next time! engage in hypotheticals and drop them when you get bored! make up the rules as you go!! have fun with it!!!

correction, that would be the famous "woman-inator", designed by the famous Dr. Doofenshmirtz of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. after his family was transphobic towards him.

Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.

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like that

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due to lazard and tseng getting sick heidigger gets put in charge how does it go

Heidegger suggests Sephiroth should cut his hair, and this immediately radicalizes him.

*Sephiroth is at his desk tearing pages out of reports and folding them into origami. Genesis bursts through the door, wearing the standard issue First Class uniform*

Genesis: Can you believe this barbarism Heidegger has us wear? No customizations? My individuality? Erased! My freedom? Suppressed! My coat—

Sephiroth: Gone. Like my respect for authority.

*Sephiroth proudly presents a stack of paper cranes made with highly classified field reports*

Genesis: What in Minerva's name are you doing?

Sephiroth: Engineering dissent. Origami is art, and art is rebellion.

*He begins tying string to the ceiling fan blades, and attaching them to his paper cranes*

Genesis: ....

*Angeal walks in*

Angeal: Can you believe Heidegger cut the funding for the new training program? I swear to Gaia, that man is going to start a shitstorm here at SOLDIER.

*Sephiroth flips the fan to full power, sending a paper storm spiraling through the room, everyone has to duck to avoid being hit by paper cranes*

Angeal: THERE IT IS. THERE'S THE SHITSTORM.

Sephiroth: Shitstorms are first step to revolution.

done lmao

Fuck it. I’ll draw sonic fanart if someone gives me $20

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