Done Lmao

MYSTAKE IS NOT DEAD!!!

make that shit up bro, lets go

Think about the possibility of Jay relocating one of the ninja while he was in the administration

Looking forward to rainstorms and warm winds, another year at a better workplace, putting affairs in order (and hopefully not needing them), tasting more things, and getting back in touch with my adrenaline junkie.

is there an update im missing???

upon investigation, uh ... no i think

but also

poor user experience is a highlight hehe

I haven’t been on tumblr for a few hours am I hallucinating or is everything bigger

Why are all the buttons on the posts huge now is this just a phone thing 😭

Comparison photos from this literal post and images i got from pinterest. I swear things have gotten bigger AND smaller its so weird:

o woe þe great metal beast hast fallen!

Ice Storm ~ Montreal, Quebec, Canada 1998

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

i have a feeling you are flirty anon but I can't prove it yet

:3

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"