Hey Do You Guys Know About The Uncomfortably Horny BDSM Song Cut From Disney’s Aladdin

Me: *is sick, coughing*

Also me: *eats ice cream because why not*

Incorrect Quote #34

Policeman: What're your names?

Cassian: don't tell him, Rhysand

Policeman [writing down]: Rhysand

Cassian: shit

Rhysand: good job, Cassian

Policeman:

Cassian: oh fuck

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

my last few brain cells arguing at 3am

this is what my mental state feels like

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

alt ver of tanjirou meeting muzan(noise warning)

Farewell online privacy

ships and shipping

The process of writing a book: