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i am going to hell for laughing

me every time someone says anything to me

“we are NOT killing that mooshroom, dream!”

bunch of stalker scientists found me in my cave

Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

Read the full article here.

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Dream Team 101

 This will be a long post. We will go over what not to do on streams, what to do during drama, learn about shipping, a brief summary of the dteam and some words regarding other cc’s (content creators). 

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I'm often asked why I'm a Shigaraki Stan

And I'd like to outline a few examples as to why I love him:

He has such an impressive gaming set up! Its sweet to see him indulging in the things he enjoys

He can do a tower of cards which is so impressive; I can't do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He deems Magne and Compress as good allies, and he's grown closer to the league overall

Neck 😍

Smile 😁

I think its really interesting that he has less popular obsessive-compulsive disorder, Dermatillomania, which is statistically less likely to occur for males. I think it adds more individuality to his character

Cool guys don't look at explosions

BEAUTIFULDHSKDJWJD

Feyre being a badass bitch

Just so we’re all clear on where I stand: Black lives matter, trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary people are beautiful, asexual/aromantic folks have a place in the LGBTQ community, Queer is not a dirty word, and being “anti fascist” is a moral position, not a political one.

Sunflowers

Sunflowers by shoyoboke

“It’s pretty.

That was his first thought. There was something oddly charming about the long golden petal, barely blemished by specks of blood, resting on his outstretched palm.

It must be sunflowers. Of course it would be. ”

Kageyama’s secret crush brings more physical pain with it than he bargained for.

Words: 999, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi

Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio

Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, KageHina - Freeform, Hanahaki Disease

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/23312266