Me: *is Sick, Coughing*

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

may i introduce you to:

The Jack-o’-Lantern Nebula

hyunsung au where two worlds cross and the crown prince hyunjin of a far off land comes to the mortal world and orders soundcloud rapper jisung to marry him. not asks. orders.

edit: i’m not actually writing this i just can’t get it out of my brain dkjsjskdjsi

me: im gonna write the best long fic ever for my otp!!!

my writing skills:

why are elephants so fucking fat imagine if there was an elephant that was completely ripped

!!! New Jump Festa Merch !!!

Am i gay because i’m obsessed with greek mythology or am i obsessed with greek mythology because i’m gay? Tune in next week to find out

Destroy the idea that repressing emotions is a sign of strength. 

then feel scared

Kids these days, thinking they have thoughts and opinions us adults should listen to??? bah!!!

the name of the fic my amigo?

Okay so I know this was a while ago, but I was reading a fanfiction with kamishin that kept describing Kaminari as small, and I was kinda confused because I didn’t remember Kaminari being that much smaller than any of the other guys. But then I looked up The Picture, and

HES FUCKING TINY COMPARED TO SHINSOU OH MY GOD!!!