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This is so??? Amazingly good????? Why doesn't this have more notes?????????
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so on this post @an-absolute-failure tagged this:
• dream team and sleepy bois are opposing hairdressers om the opposite side of the same street
• and in the beggining like objectively dream team does better cuts then sbi but like the sleepy bois just have such good atmosphere n the people who work there are nice so why the hell not?
• dream cuts hair so fucking quick. like bro why are you in a rush? chill. he still does a good job somehow
• george is a bit less confident in his abilities and is very methodical
• sapnap is younger than the other two and is almost like an apprentice to them but hes so good in customer service
• sleepy bois started out as phil and wilbur doin their thing
• wilbur does most of the actual haircuts n phils the manager
• but then they get this job interview with this hipster lookin ass 20 something year old with bright fucking pink hair and a mask with a pig snout on it because of course he does
• he obviously gets hired because how is that mans resume even possible??? hes barely an adult???
• after techno gets hired sbi's reviews suddenly spike and business is booming
• half because technos a tryhard and half because he looks like a hot shonen protagonist
• along with wilbur. wilbur was the main reason people became regulars
• dream and techno kinda have a friendly rivalry now but theyre both secretly rlly invested and has bets for literally everything. some random rich guy bet 100k to whoever could get the best customer satisfaction
• dream teams manager is bbh. obviously
• bads basically a father figure to sapnap. theyre adorable
• sap cant work all the time tho bc he has school tomorrow
• eventually sbi is stable enough that they could get some apprentices
• they hire these two teenagers because why the fuck not? theyll grt good experience
• turns out the two already know eachother and now they have this awful (amazing) power duo of over caffeinated sixteen year olds.
• tommy. how the fuck did he even get hired?? he literally threatens to stab customors with the scissors. hes stuck sweeping the floor
• youd think tubbo is much better but,,, not realllyyy hes only barely more trusted with scissors and doesnt shout at people (as much). hes a receptionist and is very passionate
• but the techno, wilbur n phil are already emotionally attached theyre legally obliged to keep them
aaand that is The End of my ramblings for now. please add if u wanna hdksjfks
A Disney background character accidentally forgets their script, messes up the song, and throws off the whole story.
i am going to hell for laughing
hyunsung au where two worlds cross and the crown prince hyunjin of a far off land comes to the mortal world and orders soundcloud rapper jisung to marry him. not asks. orders.
edit: i’m not actually writing this i just can’t get it out of my brain dkjsjskdjsi
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