And Like??? YES???? I KNOW IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT IM KINDA INVESTED IN MY HEAD NOW

so on this post @an-absolute-failure tagged this:

and like??? YES???? I KNOW IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT IM KINDA INVESTED IN MY HEAD NOW

mcyt hairdresser au:

• dream team and sleepy bois are opposing hairdressers om the opposite side of the same street

• and in the beggining like objectively dream team does better cuts then sbi but like the sleepy bois just have such good atmosphere n the people who work there are nice so why the hell not?

• dream cuts hair so fucking quick. like bro why are you in a rush? chill. he still does a good job somehow

• george is a bit less confident in his abilities and is very methodical

• sapnap is younger than the other two and is almost like an apprentice to them but hes so good in customer service

• sleepy bois started out as phil and wilbur doin their thing

• wilbur does most of the actual haircuts n phils the manager

• but then they get this job interview with this hipster lookin ass 20 something year old with bright fucking pink hair and a mask with a pig snout on it because of course he does

• he obviously gets hired because how is that mans resume even possible??? hes barely an adult???

• after techno gets hired sbi's reviews suddenly spike and business is booming

• half because technos a tryhard and half because he looks like a hot shonen protagonist

• along with wilbur. wilbur was the main reason people became regulars

• dream and techno kinda have a friendly rivalry now but theyre both secretly rlly invested and has bets for literally everything. some random rich guy bet 100k to whoever could get the best customer satisfaction

• dream teams manager is bbh. obviously

• bads basically a father figure to sapnap. theyre adorable

• sap cant work all the time tho bc he has school tomorrow

• eventually sbi is stable enough that they could get some apprentices

• they hire these two teenagers because why the fuck not? theyll grt good experience

• turns out the two already know eachother and now they have this awful (amazing) power duo of over caffeinated sixteen year olds.

• tommy. how the fuck did he even get hired?? he literally threatens to stab customors with the scissors. hes stuck sweeping the floor

• youd think tubbo is much better but,,, not realllyyy hes only barely more trusted with scissors and doesnt shout at people (as much). hes a receptionist and is very passionate

• but the techno, wilbur n phil are already emotionally attached theyre legally obliged to keep them

aaand that is The End of my ramblings for now. please add if u wanna hdksjfks