Unfeeling Cookies

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

me every time someone says anything to me

PSA:

Among all the handwashing instructions and fun 20-second song suggestions, I haven’t yet seen anyone note that it is IMPOSSIBLE to wash your hands properly if your fingernails are long. If you can’t put your fingertips straight down against your other palm without your nails adding too much distance to do it, you cannot wash under your fingernails properly unless you use a nail brush every time. Hand sanitizer won’t do the trick either. If you can’t rub the very ends of your fingers against the other palm, your hands aren’t truly clean after you wash them, no matter how long you soap up. Please, during this global emergency, keep your nails short.

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

someone in my inbox just pointed out most people’s forearms are the same length as their feet, so clown monsters should always have elongated arms

an old drawing i did of hyunjin i did for a collab i did

hey handsome…………of that money to me

he’s kinda good with a bow and arrow yknow??

happy 8 mil to this bitch boy!!!

Ok but what if your teeth could move like your fingers did.

this is dope

I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.