Sapnap Is Filming Btw

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

The hat stealer

At school, I have this friend called Toby, and he’s always stealing everyone else’s hats, because we’re supposed to be wearing them in summer. Anyways, there was this one time he was sneaking up behind me (well, actually he was running) and he jumped up to take off my hat, because he was really short. He was just about to snatch the hat off, when I took it off to fix up my hair a lil’. He landed on the floor in front of me, looking defeated as hecc.

Me, an artist:

kuromi sapnap, what crimes will he do?!

this is dope

I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is. 

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

Enderman was suggested a lot for the next ones to do and I wasn’t opposed to it so here we go! Not really biome variants as much as what they can carry with them.

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁