The Hat Stealer

sapnap is filming btw

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

(2/∞) gifs of my reason

Chan: everyone is always like ”I have top energy” or ”I have bottom energy” Bitch I got no energy, I’m in bed all day

Me: *breathes*

My friend, who recently learned some new Internet Lingo: it be like that all the time

i will sell you my left arm if you give more details

A true story to entertain you. I once got into the trunk of a stranger's car because they offered me ice cream. I was in the trunk with a furry, and I may or may not have been in full Homestuck cosplay. I ended up getting out of the car because the furry started crying because her friend had died in the hospital and I don't know how to handle other people's emotions. I then stood on the side of the road in the sketchiest part of Minneapolis waiting for my dad to pick me up. My phone was at 2%.

i....require more details. why did you acquiesce to getting in the trunk. why were u in homestuck cosplay. why was a furry present. how did you get out of the car

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

drew a taehyung for a collab on instagram 

https://www.instagram.com/onlinecatter/ if you wanna follow 👀