Feyre: Prick! I Hate You!

If you do not look at anything else today, WATCH THIS.

This is how you ally.

sapnap is filming btw

The hat stealer

At school, I have this friend called Toby, and he’s always stealing everyone else’s hats, because we’re supposed to be wearing them in summer. Anyways, there was this one time he was sneaking up behind me (well, actually he was running) and he jumped up to take off my hat, because he was really short. He was just about to snatch the hat off, when I took it off to fix up my hair a lil’. He landed on the floor in front of me, looking defeated as hecc.

reminder.

politely shipping dreamnotfound is not lgbtq+ fetishization. politely shipping dreamnotfound does not go against dream and george’s personalized preferences.

politely shipping dreamnotfound does not correspond to ‘forbidding them’ from seeking enamorment in other individuals. politely shipping dreamnotfound without deathless questions, pressuring, and expectations they cannot fulfill, is not something to be guilty of at all.

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

hyunsung au where two worlds cross and the crown prince hyunjin of a far off land comes to the mortal world and orders soundcloud rapper jisung to marry him. not asks. orders.

edit: i’m not actually writing this i just can’t get it out of my brain dkjsjskdjsi

the best

oisuga fic rec list

oisuga has been my otp for a long time now, and i’ve read some amazing fics and made some great friends while doing my time in hell. i’d like to share some of the fics i feel like are both fantastic and easy for people to read, especially if they don’t often read fic or have just gotten into oisuga.

i don’t like angst and i don’t read porn, so for the most part this list is full of fluffy, sweet fics. i’m also not claiming this is an exhaustive list of all good, fluffy oisuga fics out there. these are just the ones i especially liked and want others to read.

enjoy!

Stargazing, by grandAce He didn’t know much about stargazing, but apparently he didn’t need to.

i can’t very well start a rec list without including this fic, which i think is the origin of oisuga + space/star themes. it’s about oikawa and suga going on a date, while suga keeps oikawa from getting too worked up over making it perfect.

Stuck in the Middle With You, by overlymetaromantic It’s not the kind of blossoming relationship either of them would expect, but maybe, just maybe, it could lead to something good.

this fic is seven chapters, one for each prompt of the first oisuga week. it’s all about oikawa and suga’s awkward courtship while they try to figure each other out. somewhat canon compliant, takes place during high school.

A Boy Like Me’s Just Irresistible, by overlymetaromantic (A continuation of this, in which college is a little more fun when there’s someone by your side.) 

a sequel to stuck in the middle with you, but taking place during university. it’s funny and adorable, and i love how the author keeps their dynamic fun even after they’re in a relationship. 

Hold The Sugar, by transtobio Oikawa Tooru had walked into Karasuno cafe with the intention of finding Kageyama and teasing him. He didn’t expect to meet the most attractive barista of all time, but what can you do?

the coffee shop au we all want and deserve. featuring oikawa not being as smooth as he’d like, and suga being charmed despite himself.

Due Season, by aroceu and memorde The documentation of a relationship that’s more than a brief encounter, longer than a week in summer, and closer than any distance that words can’t cross.

these two are my favorite oisuga authors, so it makes sense that when they team up for a fic, it’s amazing! due season is not yet complete, but it’s well worth the read anyway. in an au where aobajousai and karasuno have a training camp together, things progress a little differently.

Coincidence, by memorde coincidence • n. 1 a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection. 2 correspondence in nature or in time of occurrence.

i’m going to be perfectly honest here: coincidence is the entire reason i wanted to make a rec list for oisuga. if you’re going to read just one fic, make it this one. it’s about oikawa and suga meeting through a series of coincidences (or not-so-coincidences) and how their relationship progresses from there.

How (Not) To Share A Bathroom, by memorde A love story in two parts, told in passive-aggressive post-it notes and cluttered bathroom shelves, late nights and early mornings, locked doors and near misses.

the transition to university is stressful, especially when you share a bathroom with someone you’ve only communicated with in sticky notes. it’s even worse when you develop an embarrassing crush on him.

To and From, by memorde Thanks for leaving me your number last night~! I’m flattered by your interest, but I’m not looking to date anyone right now. Have a good day~! n_n

someone should stop isy from writing perfect oisuga fics so often, tbh. suga gets a wrong number text from someone one morning. even though the text was a rejection, the wrong number weirdo keeps texting suga.

hung the stars, by aroceu Tooru loves aliens. Koushi happens to be one.

i love, love love creative and silly aus, so of course this one tops the list! oikawa meets an alien one night when he’s young, and they visit a few more times over the years.

first bet, second guess,  by aroceu This is all a very bad idea, in Suga’s opinion. He is not looking forward to waking up accidentally spooned against the guy he likes.

bed sharing… yes. featuring another one of my favorites: oikawa being so taken by suga he sucks at doing what he wants to do.

Marvel Scale, by Volleybird Oikawa believes in many things. And sometimes, they’re actually real.

the mermaid au i’ve been carving for too long! features oikawa sharing his human food with mersuga, and their mutual curiosity about each other.

Phone Tag, by Icie Oikawa goes on a quest for Sugawara’s number - he didn’t actually expect to get it.

all of my favorite things in one fic: cute texting scenes, suga throwing oikawa off guard by flirting back with him, and exploration of how similar they really are.

Over the Moon, by togekissies If there is one thing Tooru is absolutely positive of, it’s that he needs to break off this thing he has with Suga.

i feel silly putting my own fic on this list, but, well… i feel like these are good, easy fics to read. in this au oikawa and suga share an apartment while they attend university, and oikawa somehow accidentally started dating suga, then convinced himself he wants to break up with him.

Mess, by togekissies Fact one: Oikawa and Suga are not dating. Fact two: Oikawa seems to have forgotten fact one.

mess takes place in the same au as over the moon, though it’s chronologically first. i wrote and published it months later and both can be read in any order. mess shows how their relationship started.

BONUS! (it’s not primary oisuga, but i love this fic so much i’m gonna rec it anyway)

do me (a favor), by meguri_aite “I would be forever in your debt if you could date Daichi for a bit,” continued Sugawara in a conversational tone that was probably appropriate for a wide range of subjects, but, Kuroo thought dimly, not this particular one.

this is a kurodai fic, but it’s kicked into action because suga wants to date oikawa–and is afraid he may think suga’s already taken by daichi. so his brilliant plan is to ask daichi to pretend date kuroo for a while, so oikawa knows he’s available. too bad (or good thing?) kuroo’s nursing a crush on daichi!