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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

I gotta wait for my ipad to charge so i can draw this shit but here are my field hockey player!scully head canons:

- She was number 7. Like if she was at a school and she had to pick a different number whatever but seven was her number (because alliteration, Scully or Seven)

- She was that girl who ran like three miles a day during pre-season and then out passed everyone at tryouts

- never wore her mouth guard, it was always in her bra strap (and if her coach was like mine that means taking a hike 🗻🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️)

- ridiculously muscular thighs, had to start training arms to balance it out, giving you a 5’3 very muscular redhead

- she played midfield, probably left or center

- since she was changing schools so often every so often she’d get culture shock at one of those rich schools where they put your last name on the back of your jersey and shed get to keep it when she left

- one of those girls who wore a headband

- was NOT one of those girls who wore a glove (that shits for pussies, and she believed that)

- broke her thumb and kept playing anyway

- had the same stick from 6-11 grade and got a new one her senior season, it wasn’t the same

- played in college but probably just on a club because she had so much homework or only during undergrad

- played pick up games/summer leagues while in med school

- miss girl was NOT the team braider, someone was definitely etly doing her hair for her and if she didn’t know anyone well enough to ask she just wore pigtails to keep all her hair out of her face

- always forgot she had to take jewelry off for games

- I feel like she’d talk shit on the field

- has drawn blood while playing

-has gotten into a fight on the field

- it was with a guy and she bit him.

- I like to think she was at Mulder’s school for a couple months

started watching the x-files i need these freaks to have premarital sex on their little fbi desk yesterday

Was no one going to tell me there are 20 xf books!?

Hes so slutty

They need to make men like this again PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Know what- you got me there. What i’m hearing is that (as usual) my beef is with chris carter

One of my biggest fandom pet peeves is in (scully) abduction arc fics when people say how long she gone and its wrong. She was canonically missing for four weeks. 1 month. Not 3 or 5 or whatever else. Its said multiple times and it on the wiki and tbh im not sure why this pisses me off so bad sorry guys i had to let that out

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :)

Okay five things that make me happy:

1. My wheaten terrier, Brady, especially when he’s being all cuddly

2. My friends: during our free period we all go to the practice rooms and gossip and play guitar

3. Desserts, baking and just like munching on pastries

4. When someone compliments my hair while I’m wearing it natural

5. The smell of my perfume (vanilla and espresso), my sister gave it to me for Christmas

At this point i'm convinced Chris Carter's strategy for the entirety of the series was just "I can pretend the intense soulmate connection between those two doesn't exist if no one can see it".

Well, first of, fuck you.

Second of, meet modern digital video editing fueled by spite, Chris.

This scene from Firewalker is one of my favourites, and now it's visible to people without superhuman eyesight too!

God, the way Mulder screams her name and she immediately reassures him even though she's completely out of breath and just almost died. Then he squats down in front of her and she just lets out the biggest sigh and melts into his touch because everything is fine now that he's there.

How gently he touches her face??????? The smile she gives him?? The silent conversation they have that boils down to "it's okay, we're both together and okay, we're alright" after they spent the entire episode basically going batshit crazy with concern????

Deeply, deeply unwell.

do you ever just randomly think of mulder holding csm at gunpoint while scully, after her abduction, is fighting for her life in a hospital bed?

do you ever just think of mulder's voice breaking when he asks "why her?"

mulder sinking to the floor in his apartment, crying?

mulder giving scully back her necklace, the cross he'd been carrying close to his heart everywhere he went?

do you ever just have feelings about them?