Hey Does Anyone Wanna Do The Funniest Thing Ever

I think I’m too far into the xfiles, today a kid in one of my classes said “whys it so dark in here” and my teacher said “because the lights arent on” and i texted my friend that a student and teacher at my school just quoted s2e10 of the xfiles when Melissa Scully goes to Mulders apartment while hes waiting to kill the people who hurt scully

This scene makes me feral

Empedocles || s. 8 ep. 17

Me rn tbh

girls will tell you nothing is wrong then act like this the whole day

I'm so normal about my interests (so excited thinking about it I'm on the verge of throwing up)

Is sweets their kid or their third?

The quality of the image got a little janky but this is my first time touching digital art in like a year and the first time I’ve drawn Scully

I gotta wait for my ipad to charge so i can draw this shit but here are my field hockey player!scully head canons:

- She was number 7. Like if she was at a school and she had to pick a different number whatever but seven was her number (because alliteration, Scully or Seven)

- She was that girl who ran like three miles a day during pre-season and then out passed everyone at tryouts

- never wore her mouth guard, it was always in her bra strap (and if her coach was like mine that means taking a hike 🗻🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️)

- ridiculously muscular thighs, had to start training arms to balance it out, giving you a 5’3 very muscular redhead

- she played midfield, probably left or center

- since she was changing schools so often every so often she’d get culture shock at one of those rich schools where they put your last name on the back of your jersey and shed get to keep it when she left

- one of those girls who wore a headband

- was NOT one of those girls who wore a glove (that shits for pussies, and she believed that)

- broke her thumb and kept playing anyway

- had the same stick from 6-11 grade and got a new one her senior season, it wasn’t the same

- played in college but probably just on a club because she had so much homework or only during undergrad

- played pick up games/summer leagues while in med school

- miss girl was NOT the team braider, someone was definitely etly doing her hair for her and if she didn’t know anyone well enough to ask she just wore pigtails to keep all her hair out of her face

- always forgot she had to take jewelry off for games

- I feel like she’d talk shit on the field

- has drawn blood while playing

-has gotten into a fight on the field

- it was with a guy and she bit him.

- I like to think she was at Mulder’s school for a couple months

am I a bad person for absolutely loving it when mulder loses his shit when scully's hurt or am I a woman of fine tastes

They made out after

work proximity associates

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is