No Bc I Was Thinking Abt This The Other Day When Sk8r Boi Came On... How Did I Casually Forget About

okay am Heavily dreading hangout tmrw barf barf blech. am only happy bc will get to eat green curry for dinner. would be fine if he didn't text like a moron. already knew i hated when men say shit like "good girl," but did not realize how much i hate when men call me the following over text: "ma'am" and "miss [insert neighborhood i live in]." like wtf we barely know each other it's not even funny. also he only said "ma'am" i think bc i was taking most of the initiative in deciding shit for this hangout bc he's stupid. he's the one that texted to hangout first like grow a pair?!? he asks me what to eat. i ask asian or western. he says asian. i give several options. he picks one. i then suggest the time (i thought he would but it's only because i forgot he's stupid- i would also like to note he specifically asked for my number under the guise of determining a time for the hangout), to which he says "yes ma'am." like GOD FORBID A WOMAN TAKE INITIATIVE BC YOU'RE NOT DOING JACKSHIT. LIKE WHY AM I MA'AM ALL OF A SUDDEN. LIKE EW. WTF. i was gonna buy dinner to atone for ghosting last year but now im so traumatized i feel he owes me further compensation. please send help and thoughts and wishes and prayers and whatever tf because i'm gonna need to be severely liquored and/or drugged up to get to and survive tmrw night

you ever saved a reel to show someone but instead of your friend it's you in the future and you're stifling laughter imagining future you stumbling upon the reel and remembering this moment because i just did

some motivation for u to pull it together and PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

what does crying while watching the same jim and pam edit on loop mean

just got my first good morning text and ew i dont like it i dont like it

help i can't sleep the west wing theme song is playing on loop in my head

my version of "marry me" pasta

tried other people's but was too bland so made it my way... all these vanilla people no seasoning

enough to feed a family of 5

1 lb. linguine

1 bag parmesan (6 oz.)

1 jar napoleon sundried tomato halves (7.7 oz)

1 bottle heavy cream (1 pint)

1 orange bell pepper (in slices)

1 yellow bell pepper (in slices)

1 entire bulb of garlic (in slices)

1.23 lbs chicken tenders meat

garlic --> bell peppers (~10-15 min) --> chicken --> tomato (cut in slices, try to get all the goodies at bottom of jar) --> heavy cream --> (optional: add maybe 3/4 c. milk to heavy cream bottle, shake, and add) --> start boiling water --> keep stirring while water boils and pasta cooks --> 1 min before pasta ready add parmesan to sauce after taking sauce off heat --> mix --> add pasta

- listening to nfr on loop

- being so over people

- fighting The Urge

all point to signs period is coming but she's not due for two weeks... right? aunt flow honey please come early i'd really appreciate not hosting you while traveling <3

why r men so gross like ew

some days i hate work but then other days i just feel it- like i'm in one of those movies like office space where work is boring but everyone there is such an interesting character... and the point was the friends we made along the way... idk maybe this means it's my bedtime now