Jack Hause, "Ringleader of Despair"
Ruben Goldsmith, "Mammon's Oracle"
Tord Lawrson, "The Red Leader"
Matt Haergraves, "Narcissus"
Mark Evans, "Bookworm of Despair"
Thomas Bingbong, "The Puppeteer"
Hellucard Fox, "Average Joe"
Paul Janssen, "Tinman"
Patryck Albert, "Tinman Jr."
Todd Vasilyev, "Red Terror"
"Hello, are you awake yet?"
An somewhat high pitched voice asks you. You struggle to open your eyes, but eventually open them to a long haired person with clouded over eyes and a removed left arm in a city of bricks.
You start to scream.
"Whoa, whoa. Edward," Edward? How can they know your name? You can only stare at the person in front of you as they introduce themself.
"I'm Jack Hause. Hopefully you recognize me now, Edd."
A memory starts to emerge within your head of Jack's lifeless body in a kitchen. Their eyes were clearly wide open.
Then within your mind, you see a blonde man burning within an oven-like contraption screaming until his voice gave out, a blue eyed corpse within a pool area, a severely wounded man about to have a plane crash into him, two blonde haired women with their faces stuck in food, clearly having been poisoned, a man in round glasses exploding in a failed experimental tank seemingly from WW1. But the thing that truly terrified you was your 'friend' smirking down at you as you died in front of a mirror.
"I-" You barely whimper before Jack offers you their only intact hand of guidance.
"Don't worry Edd," Jack speaks, "You should be a little safe with me."
Edward "Edd" Evans: Ultimate Artist
Tom Sidge: Ultimate Demon
Matt Haergraves: Ultimate Dietician
Tord Lawrson: Ultimate Robotic Engineer
Eduardo Hernandez: Ultimate Daredevil
Jon Yume: Ultimate Pastry Chef
Mark Evans: Ultimate Florist
Todd Vasilyev: Ultimate Flutist
Diwi Harbinger: Ultimate Social Worker
Kim Silvarush: Ultimate Jewellery Designer
Katya O'Duia: Ultimate Home Inspector
Laurel Cole: Ultimate Translator
Ruben Goldsmith: Ultimate Radio Host
Jack Hause: Ultimate Toy Maker
Paul Janssen: Ultimate Gunsman
Patryck Albert: Ultimate Computer Analyst
Thomas Bingbong: Ultimate Clone
Christopher Bingbong: Ultimate Event Planner
Larry Clark: Ultimate Composer
The BLU Spy and Engineer are married, your honor. They told me themselves.
A short sneak peek at the next Lil' Pootis Episode!
I'm simply afraid of the type of people on there. They could spread misinformation as far as I can tell. Maybe the occasional pervert here and there. But I can say for all of these types of sites. I just shot myself in the foot, didn't I?
I love lesbians so much.
Blease,,, bless us with,, some gal pals,, pelase
just gal pals,, doing gal pals things,,
For me and @dietcolqz 's ocs.