The BLU Spy And Engineer Are Married, Your Honor. They Told Me Themselves.

The BLU Spy and Engineer are married, your honor. They told me themselves.

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1 year ago

Bebe.

Can you draw biblically accurate angel Jon :DDDD

Can You Draw Biblically Accurate Angel Jon :DDDD

idk if this is accurate at all but I just wanted to draw funny angel


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1 year ago

Brenda Sho (CW: Drugs and other Tough Subjects!) *SCRAPPED*

(Edit: This character has been scrapped due to problematic traits, sorry for the inconvenience!)

Brogan Sho is the Ultimate Pimp and the Chapter 2 Blackened of the Eddsworld X Danganronpa AU.

Backstory: Brogan (now Brenda) Sho was born on April 19th, 1988 in Cleveland, UK to an absentee mother named Christine and a very abusive father named Jeremy. When Christine Sho was home, Jeremy Sho would take his drunken aggressions out on him from slaps all of the way to cigar burns. When Christine wasn't home, Jeremy took his aggressions out on Brogan. Thus causing Brogan to slowly develop a hatred for men. At primary school, Brogan was alone due to the fact that everyone would just avoid them. Thankfully on October 31st, 1997 (Brogan was 9 years old at the time), Jeremy Sho died from a drunken drive off of a bridge into the cold depths. During his teenage years, Brogan meet Edward "Edd" Evans in the back of the school parking lot with Tord. The two quickly became buddies before slowly, Edward would move on to other things.Christine did her best to raise Brogan until he left the house to stay at Edd's house (his only friend) on April 19th, 2009. Brogan's eyes were diverted to Laurel, especially her shoes. But when he tried to solicit her, Laurel threw a lamp at him, causing Brogan to move out of Edd's house. After a year of house jumping, Brogan became roommates with Tord in a apartment complex in Norway. There Brogan started a strip club called "Varmt og Dampende" where pornography can be made in Norwegian and English.

On September 4th, 2015, Brogan became an trans woman named Brenda. However, she didn't want to go through transitional surgery. Mostly because her father abused them during their childhood (but Brenda wanted to get closer to women in general).

Facts about Brenda Sho:

Brenda can play the bagpipes and the Furby organ.

Brenda's favorite food is Ayam bumbu rujak (Indonesian Javanese food with chicken). Brogan's favorite candy is Club chocolate covered biscuits.

Brenda uses she/them pronouns and is trans.

Brenda can date men, but she prefers women more.

Whenever Brenda wants to have s*x with a woman, she would harass them until the woman obliges.

If Brenda gets into a fist fight, she will always win even if her hands are tied up.

Brenda is Indonesian-British.

Brenda's favorite holiday is Christmas.

Brenda is 6'3'' feet tall.

Brenda married two women at the same time on June 20th, 2016 before divorcing them 3 years later.

Brenda used to do cocaine before one of the hookers she was making love with decided to have an intervention with Brogan in 2021.

This is what Brenda's execution would have been:

Brenda Sho has been guilty.

TIME FOR HER PUNISHMENT

Finding Women (Ultimate Pimp. Brogan Sho's Execution: Executed) Chapter 2

Brenda Sho runs into a red light maze. On the screen to her right, Brogan sees two women dressed scantily in pink speaking to them.

"Oh Brenda?~ We are at the end of the maze, come and get us!~"

Brenda seeing an opportunity for a threesome immediately rushes into the maze, grazing her cheek on some glass. As Brenda goes through the maze, she gets half of their face burnt of by a fire trap, her left arm gets broken by a swinging spike ball, among many cuts. She reaches the end of the maze to find out that the girls were just holograms. The walls have holes for big spikes which immediately crushes Brend, leaving behind a bloody mess.

The song playing throughout the execution is Punk Tactics by Joey Valence & Brae.

If Brenda Sho had an aesthetic, it would be bimbocore.

During the events of Fun Dead, Brenda Sho was on a mission with Tord to kill some zombehs. She was torn apart by them in the process.


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1 year ago

Dolls Part 1

Dolls Part 1

Ruben Goldsmith (Ultimate Connoisseur)

Dolls Part 1

Jack Hause (Ultimate Circus Preformer)

Dolls Part 1

Brenda Sho (Ultimate Pimp) (SCRAPPED)

Dolls Part 1

Diwi Harbinger (Ultimate Stage Performer)

Dolls Part 1

Kim Silvarush (Ultimate Model)

Dolls Part 1

Katya O'Duia (Ultimate Sports Car Driver)

Dolls Part 1

Laurel Cole (Ultimate Dubber)


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2 years ago

Jack Hause

Jack Hause is the Ultimate Circus Performer and is the Chapter one victim of the EddsworldXDanganropa AU.

Backstory: Jack Hause was born on October 3rd, 1999 (Age 23) in Berlin, Germany. For years, Jack was forced to work in their parents' traveling circus with their two sisters. Their mother Linda Callmann would gaslight Jack and their sisters (Alice and Ada Hause) while she withheld any feelings of love (she never loved her kids, she saw them as tools.). Without fail, she would nitpick Jack's performance even if they performed so well that it would be award-worthy.

One hot and dry day on July 15th, 2012 (Jack was 12 at the time), while Linda Hause was performing a fire-breathing trick, Linda was set on fire by the trick and as the tent began to burn down, Linda, a clown, a lion named Goldherz, and 10 other circus patrons burned to death within the inferno in the plains where the circus was taking place.

After the event, their father Emil Hause had to take care of them and their sisters in the best way he could.

Jack never had many friends growing up, and the way they tries to be friendly tends to annoy people. As a result, Jack has loneliness and depression from the lack of an outlet.

Facts about Jack Hause:

Jack Hause is 5''5 feet tall.

Jack Hause is non-binary (They-Them)

Jack is omnisexual.

Jack is a virgin. And that's okay.

Jack Hause's favorite food is a ham sandwich. Jack's favorite candy is Circus Peanuts (that weird marshmallow kind)

Jack would occasionally juggle things around including but not limited to Ruben's glasses, pens, paper balls, cola cans, and sticks.

Jack loves haunted houses and will squeal whenever they are in one.

Diwi and Jack are drinking buddies!

Jack is able to perform the Wheel of Death (space wheel), but faints if they has to be tied to any board for a impalement art.

Jack's sisters dream jobs are to be an teacher (Ada) and an astronaut (Alice) respectively. Jack's dream job is to be an actor.

Jack's favorite holiday is Three Kings Day.

Jack would chug 1 liter of drinkable cheese on a 15 British Pound dare before passing out.

Jack has an unbearable laugh.

If Jack Hause was to go camping with someone in tents. Jack would take the air bed the person is sleeping to the nearest lake, push the bed to float on the lake. Jack would wait for the victim to wake up to see them try and splash into the water to escape the lake.

Jack will be the type of person to eat pizza with a knife and fork. Just to make fun of people.


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2 years ago

An OC I made with @dietcolqz

Lucas Goldsmith was born on March 13th, 1986 in Winona, Minnesota. He always had a passion for older items, especially items from the 1920's. As a kid, he would always look at the antique shop window displays to see what items they could have in stock. He would save up his pocket money from doing chores to buy trinkets from those shops. However, his life would be forever changed in late May, 2006 (May 27th) where he was staying at his parents' house for Spring Break. He was going through the attic when he spotted a red bow tie with a single eye print on its front. Curious, he grabbed the bow tie and put it on. This proved to be a mistake as a new personality instantly formed in Lucas within an hour, this personality is actually Ruben Goldsmith; An connoisseur who traveled the globe for new types of wine to taste, while killing people for a cult known as "Luck Fortune". Over the next 16 years, his split personality made Lucas kill out of boredom. Ruben also taught Lucas the art of wine tasting.

Facts about Lucas and Ruben Goldsmith:

His favorite food is roast chicken. Lucas' favorite candy is Fry's Turkish Delight. His favorite snack besides the Turkish delight is roasted chestnuts.

Never call Lucas Goldsmith's split personality a "Ruben Sandwich" because if someone calls him that, Lucas will lose his mind and the police will never find the body if Lucas finds a way to hide it.

Lucas is Panromantic.

Sometimes, Ruben stares into the distance, even when there is nothing there. Mostly because he is able to see spirits.

If Lucas were to meet Bob Velseb, his split personality would probably break his own shins trying to kill Bob.

Whenever Lucas walks, his metal bottomed tap shoes will make clicking noises.

Ruben's favorite wine is Chateau Calon-Segur red wine from France.

Ruben laughs like a noblewoman and carries a foldable fan that rich people in old cartoons have. What the laugh sounds like, (o~hohoho) Note: This is high-pitched.

Whenever Ruben (Lucas' split personality) is especially annoyed, he pulls out his fan and waves it in a passive-aggressive manner. If Ruben is having a mental breakdown, he will wave the fan in his face so fast that it reaches a tornado-like wind force.

Both Lucas and his split personality are both smart-asses and bitches.

Lucas' favorite holiday is Halloween.

If Lucas/Ruben had an aesthetic, it would be Dark academia

Lucas is an excellent baker but can't grill or work with meat otherwise he will burn the house down.

Lucas/Ruben is shorter than Byakuya by 2 inches. (Lucas/Ruben's height: 5'11''. Byakuya Togami's height: 6'1''

Lucas has a pet rock named William.

If Lucas were to never put on the bow tie, he would have become a Librarian in Portland, Oregon with a podcast to run as a side gig.

Ruben is an avid watcher of RuPaul's Drag Race.


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1 year ago

OC Question! Answering for Brenda Sho (Scrapped Character) Part One Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/

1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?

Answer: It is very easy to make Brenda angry and yes, she shows the anger she feels.

2.) Do they believe in soulmates?

Answer: No.

3.) Do they have any pet peeves?

Answer: Brenda really hates it when her phone runs out of data from those £79.55 data cards.

4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?

Answer: Yes, Brenda goes to any VIP room of any club whenever she feels stressed out.

5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?

Answer: When Varmt og Dampende produced its first porno titled "Puppers" on December 1st, 2010. That month, the porno film made 100000 kr ($9297.48) within Norway alone.

6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?

Answer: When her father Jeremy Sho was still alive.

7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?

Answer: Brenda is more likely to have someone buy them a drink.

8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?

Answer: Yes. When Brenda was 6 years old, his (her) father pushed them off of a roof, thus breaking a rib and fracturing the skull.

9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?

Answer: Anything having to involve her father.

10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?

Answer: By the time Jeremy died. Brenda cried tears of joy as the physical nightmare was over.

11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?

Answer: Brenda would date any woman.

12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?

Answer: Yep. Brenda loves money because she didn't really have it as a kid.

13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?

Answer: Yes. Brenda has a tattoo on her back featuring a dragon and a cartoonish devil.

14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?

Answer: Brenda has piercings on her ears. (Though they are bottom piercings.)

15.) What is their dream house like?

Answer: It doesn't really matter so long as there are a ton of women, proper heating and lighting, and the basic nessesities.

16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?

Answer: Brenda actually loves slapstick comedy, it's just that she doesn't really show that side of her.

17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?

Answer: Unless you like more, "eccentric" toys; then Brenda is really bad at giving gifts to people.

18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?

Answer: Brenda's proud of her ability to keep things interesting in the streets, sheets, and in karaoke.

19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?

Answer: Rude, cold, dismissive, hedonistic, opinionated, and twisted.

20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?

Answer: Cool, attractive, focused, dope, innovative, and open.


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1 year ago

"Lucas enlists the help of other characters who are equally frustrated with Nagito's hope obsession, forming a conga line where each person smacks Nagito as they pass by, leaving him bewildered and dazed." - ideagenerator.ai


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1 year ago

Remnants of Despair Designs Part 3

Remnants Of Despair Designs Part 3

Jack Hause (Der Zirkusdirektor der Verzweiflung)

Remnants Of Despair Designs Part 3

Patryck Kaminski (War Shock)

Remnants Of Despair Designs Part 3

Todd Carrlton (The Red Terror)


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