I've Just Been Informed That It Is Now The Year Of The Snake. It's Your Time, Buddy.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Can I tell a joke that I have told half a dozen times, and despite not being technically inappropriate, always flies over the heads of everyone in the sheltered circles I run in?

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Listen: there was a goat's head hanging by ropes in a tree.

In the midst of a war between turians and the humans, Garrus and Shepard are tasked with entering into a political marriage that will fortify peace negotiations. All they have to do is pretend to be star-crossed lovers and keep their heads down outside of publicity interviews. That, and Shepard has to keep Garrus from imploding every time he thinks he's offended her, which is basically every five seconds. Oh, and the smallest amount of treason.

He's actually so real for that.

chat why are we like this.

mr. decobray and his black coffee from mcdonalds

Getting silly and reading Garrus’ attempt at flirting from ME3 with the Inigo Montoya voice.

I wanna play as Snake Eyes in GTA 5, because he is always committing grand theft auto.

Zartan's motorcycle in ep. 4

That tow truck in the same episode

Flint's jeep at the end of ep. 2 and beginning of ep. 3

The coyote in ep. 5