Cailleachcaine - Dealer's Choice

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Wendell Bambleby

It's day I don't know of having this blog, and it's growing to look more and more like a GI Joe Renegades fan blog with every passing moment. One like on this post equals one tear for what they did to my boy all those years ago. Rest in peace, but never forget.

Update: I've done it. It's almost 3:00 AM on Christmas morning, but I've done it. They told me writing fanfiction would do this to me, but I didn't listen, and here we are. Chapters 1-12 are officially up!

I just uploaded the first two chapters of my latest GI Joe: Renegades fanfiction. My ultimate goal is to write a fanfiction for every episode of the show. But the current goal is to get the fics for episodes 1-12 uploaded before Christmas 2024.

RIP Tom Branson. He would've loved the TikTok Chauffeur meme.

Hi guys, This isn't an exclusively Snake Eyes/Scarlett fan blog, though it does look like it sometimes. Snake Eyes and Scarlett (GI Joe Renegades) are my babygirls. They've been dear to me since I was but a child. And I'll never shut up about them.

Idk if it's just android but the collage feature on pinterest is absolute ass... can't put stuff from your boards on there, can't crop images within the app, half the collage saves weird and incorrectly... is it just my wifi

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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GI Joe Renegades -- free on Tubi. Just putting it out there.

Guys, Tubi gave me badges. This is the most on-brand thing I’ve ever done, and I can’t remember how I did it.