The "That's Right. He Created You. But You Might Say You Created Him, Too." Line From Ducktales2017 But

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

duke/ripcord & strickler/barbara // monster

Milk.

This feels unwise.

I see this little guy pop up on my YouTube homepage (or whatever it's called), and it just fills me with such profound joy. Why does it exist? Who knows? Who are these thirty-nine people just randomly watching a full season livestream of an obscure Hasbro cartoon from 2011? Yet again, who knows? But they give me hope nonetheless. Hope that love triumphs over show cancellation, that childhood can be revisited no matter how long ago it was, and that if you build it they will come. Happy holidays, everybody.

Do you guys have teeth, or are you normal?

Guys, Emily Wilde book three is out now, and it’s probably gonna be months until I get to read it, but I’m still super excited for my little babies to be back.

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

March 30th, 2025