Yo Yo Yo I'm Going To The Lab To Get Tested On Soon, Anyone Feeling Experimental?

I will try to remember to contribute to this chaos I LOVE halloween!!

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

The best part about being a system is being a man in headspace and being okay with feminine clothing

The worst part about being in a system is that our voices and accents are getting more distinct and now we can't front around our medical providers

The funniest part about being a system full of mostly cisgender or masculine aligned men is that I can put us in the most feminine outfit possible and then stick one of the most hypermasculine people we have insys into front because he's American and sounds closest to the body

So anyway, I'm going to the doctor in a few minutes, have a fit check before we stick an extremely masculine person in front

(By the way the skirt has jinglies on it)

-Innie (I'm okay with Jeongin, Innie, Yennie, I.N, ect)

Our account has turned two years old today! I has no idea lol

-Innie

Scheduling this for when I'm at school so yeah but like listen

Being a system is the wildest shit because NONE of us look like the body. We happened to stop looking in mirrors a good while ago because we just- didn't look in the direction of a mirror or care to look at ourselves so every once and a while it's just:

"Man I wonder if I have plaque on my teeth rn lemme lo-" cut off by the staring and internal thoughts of "Wait where did my brown hair go why am I covered in acne and why are my teeth so wack-" and scanning the body in the mirror like it's a foreign object in mf Subnautica in disbelief. Then it hits that you ARENT a cute lil cis man with small hands but rather a fat white trans man with uncomfortable everything.. and small hands unfortunately that stays-

BUT THEN IT GETS W A C K BECAUSE A SECOND REALIZAYION HITS THAT YOU'RE A GROWN ASS MAN IN THE BODY OF A MINOR??

I feel almost like a creep for just sitting here like 🧍‍♂️

But then again our headspace is all grown men except like three teenagers in which only ONE is actually a woman??

AND THEN WHAM WHAM WHAM TRIPLE WHIPLASH BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS MY ANATOMY NOT CORRECT BUT ITS D O U B L E NOT CORRECT BECAUSE IM MISCE SO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!

Ain't nothing right here and my only meds is time and money to mold myself into a new shape (man) like pottery.

BUT THAT ONLY SOLVES TWO WHABLOOEYS BECAUSE MISCE DYSPHORIA CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY FIXED WTF

..yall it's too late at night for this put me down

To sleep.

My least favourite pipeline has to be the shocker-whiplash-triple whablooey because it happens within five seconds and my life crumbles before my (and the body's) very eyes

-🐥

Happy Pride Month!!!

I'm curious systems, what's the craziest form that's ever happened for you? I just saw a post signed off with "lesbian" and I just imagined a headmate who's source is the general/average oncept of lesbian. I always giggle at concept forms because they're so cool and often unique, people need to give concept forms more attention

-Blurry

Hello chat how is your day?

I've just realized after many years of living that players in games with higher stats don't kill you when you're smaller because they have empathy and realize that you're just getting used to said game but instead because you just don't boost their stats because they're bigger.

Please allow me to sulk at this new discovery, I thought the bigger players just had a lot of empathy and made an unspoken truce with small players but it turns out it's just because you don't help them gain much.

-Felix

how to spot "fake systems." step 1, throw a bucket of ice water on yourself. step 2 its really cold

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

As those following me know most of our headspace is korean men

Well

Our World Geography teacher told us he added a Korean unit to the end of the year and he said we can teach some of it because we know a lot.

He doesn't know the system-wide excitement he's caused.

All of us are so excited now because there's a class period or part of one where we get to yap about Hangul and it's history as a language that was straight up created within minutes and the mannerisms.

The Americans in the class are gonna lose their marbles

-Innie and Channie