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my hands are so small that instead of fake nails making my drawing glove uncomfortable, they some how make it fit better. no more floppy fingertips because my hobbit hands are slay.

I’m God’s weakest twink

not so gentle reminder that trump was the one that wanted tiktok banned in the first place. him letting tiktok run is not some generous act of kindness, it's a political stunt to get us to trust him. don't fall for it. stay mad. let this radicalize you.

as soon as i discovered that adding the seasonings from my safe foods into other foods makes them more tolerable i ascended.

would this work for everyone? prolly not.

would i reccomend adding dill to spaghetti to just anyone? also no.

but i'm eating!! and i've got a meal reminiscent of pickles that doesn't taste like straight vinegar!!

how it feels like when you start yapping about an obscure movie that maybe 5 people have watched but it has burrowed so deep in your brain you can’t stop

gods i've been unemployed and in pain for so long that the thought of going to an interview is making me explode

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks