As Soon As I Discovered That Adding The Seasonings From My Safe Foods Into Other Foods Makes Them More

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

highschool stories bc i'm bored !!!

we have a broken pregnancy dummy in the prop room

i've walked into the bathroom while kids are vaping multiple times,, the vapor really stings my eyes

because we are open campus, kids will drive home so smoke weed so they don't get caught on campus

we finally installed cameras last year. don't know why they waited 10 years but ok

we have a d&d class that doubles as english credits because the teacher has us read lotr for the whole semester

more than half of the students are lgbtq+ and i'm p sure all the teachers are accepting

a lot of students apply because they supply computers for them but then transfer when they realize they're in nerd school

it's perfectly normal to see people in inflatable dinosaur costumes

or those rubber unicorn heads

my school used to be a middle school, so we only have four hallways (which is nice bc i would def get lost in the two main schools)

the disabled kid got asked to prom by his crush :[[ he looked so happy

i dislocated my knee in the hallway and people just kinda,, stared as i crumpled to the ground

which i don't blame them for bc it was completely out of the blue but it made me feel bad for screaming lmao

someone carried an undertale blank file on a flashdrive so others could copy it to their laptops, along with minecraft and slime rancher

in my freshman year there was a bomb threat for like a week, and i know some parents forced their kids to still go to school (i was given the choice to stay home if i didn't feel safe)

there was a senior who kept flicking a lit lighter in peoples faces and he actually singed some of my hair off. i told the principal (only bc she was near by, i would've gone to the counselor otherwise) and that friend group hated me for the rest of the year simply because i didn't want any of them to get burned

my friends somehow convinced the dj at a dance to play a bts song so that was awesome

the zoology teacher brought cats onto campus and got them adopted in like 30 minutes (we named them cookies and cream)

there's one kid who will more often than not show up in soldier getups from all different eras, mainly wwii

if you hear megalovania playing that usually means that the auditorium is open for off the clock rehearsal

I'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

desperately needing more masc/enby reader x 141 on my feed, preferably tmasc reader. idk where the fem reader x 141 is coming from but a

that's my mans right there yuppppp

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

the hardest part of the job is breaking the news that lactose intolerance is more permanent than death

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes