I Feel Cheated. No One On Reddit Told Me That Tumblr Is A Serotonin Factory. Keep Liking And Reblogging

me: can i go to the store with you?

my mom: no?

me: please?

my mom (thinking i said "why"): because-

me: mom i said please.

never fear, o commenter, i feel the exact same way.

so glitchx...

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

I… becamed a vampire.

Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing

1. Suck blood

2. Dark teleport

3. Mist form

4. Unholy flame grapple hook

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.